Mass Effect What do you think Reapers do while waiting?

[Davichu]

the time it's taken to finally get to the edge of the universe, they probably destroy the universe, turn around and head back home. Becasue they are soooooo slow when they finally get home it's time to go back and destroy.

 

[Saulkar]

They remain in a state of hibernation to preserve energy while in linear increments awaking to receive status updates from their advanced scouts observing the galaxy, no doubt relying on a central hub utilizing a quantum entangled communicator.

 

[Blaster395]

Play Asari-Hanar porn games.

 

[xXGeckoXx]

they dream of electric sheep.

You just won the thread in my opinion kudos to you.

Ninja'd my kudos

 

[Vanbael]

Play solitaire, the most interesting human game there is.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Solataire. Lots of it

If not, they just place marco polo...IN SPACE!

 

[Drakmorg]

Get into turf wars with other gigantic space robots.

Reaper 1: "Greetings ally. Let us go skirmish with the Gundams."
Reaper 2: "I was thinking we might bring annihilation upon Voltron this day."
Reaper 1: "Why not do both? We still have about 23 millenniums before the Milky Way is ripe for conquest once more."

 

[Wayneguard]

What everyone else does while bored.... *fap fap fap fap*

 

[Biodeamon]

They watch paint dry in slow motion.
They're evil remember?
Either that or they laugh with their reaper friends of how they wiped out all civilization for the umpteenth time.

 

[Biodeamon]

I was going to say that....except without the fapping.

 

[INeedAName]

They have sex...

Spoiler

just cause they don't reproduce that way doesn't mean they cant.

 

[jFr[e]ak93]

They play Minecraft. That should take up plenty of time.

So the Reapers created Minecraft as a diversion and we simple humans only recently discovered it? It's like the keepers all over again...

 

[Chaza]

They scheme and they plan.
They also talk about what they're going to do to us when the come.

They also have epic partys which last for 100s of years at a time.

 

[Swifteye]

They play monopoly. Go ahead get a full group going for a game of monopoly. That will take centuries to finish.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

They play the risk boardgame, 50,000 years isn't long at all when you're trying to finish a game of Risk. Last time they were so close to finishing before they had to cancel the game for a harvest. Another 5000 years would have ended it.

Damn, pretty much ninja'd by the guy above. What are the chances.

 

[Souplex]

They keep their tamagotchis fed.

 

[DarkhoIlow]

They sip a cup of tea and eat a cookie,while watching the countdown timer of when they are allowed to invade Earth.

 

[b1aksh33p]

One big Reaper Karaoke Tournament

 

[Twilight_guy]

Maybe they just speed up until they hit near the speed of light so that the time passes almost instantly. That law of physics still applies in the Mass Effect world right? (I know the Newtonian laws still exist since Sir Issac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-***** in space).

 

[Nieroshai]

They hibernate till sovereign says get ready to reap.

The fact that this is not allowed in the thread is a little silly since it's canon, but I get that this is a joke thread, not a question thread like I thought when I clicked.

Sooo, I'll go with "they troll on the Escapist."