Mating Call

[Wereduck]

When I'm feeling perky I can't resist using big words around pretty girls, partly to weed out nitwits but mainly in case one might respond with some variation of the 'cunning-linguist' joke.
This has never worked but it's a pretty consistent 'tell' when I'm feeling receptive.

 

[Red Bomb]

I dont think I have one. I just make a tit of myself and some poor bloke will pick me up! LOL

 

[lee1287]

"Hello cutie pie, one of us is in deep trouble"

Id just use Zoidbergs.

 

[Vampire cat]

A lengthy and high-pitched grunting noise from the bottom of my belly, fine-tuned to the hearing of the person of whom I fancy. Then I might spread my strikingly beautiful earlobes and prance around the floor making a slight rumbling noise with my throat. Gets... The guy... Every... Time...

"*Looks at Suki prancing around the floor*
Just...*coughs* Give me one moment...
*Leaps on Suki and rips her clothes off*" - Jaranja

 

[Something Amyss]

"Hi."

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

*High voice* Hallo!
I've got legs!
D'you like...Bread? I've got a french loaf! *thwack*
You remind me of an elf i saw the other night! ***** stole my copper node.
'OW 'BOUT IT, LUV?

Of course, that one only works if you're male, wearing pancake makeup, and dressed as a woman. I kid, but Eddie Izzard is awesome.

OT: I don't have a mating call so much as a mating dance. It's long, drawn out, and the girl tends to walk away before I finish. Doesn't bother me too much, though; I'm looking for a mate, not someone to mate with. By the way, there's a reference to another British actor somewhere in this post.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

I'm like a Rubik cube.

The longer you play with me, the harder I get.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

*Stares seriously at you till it starts to get awkward*

In reality I don't really have mating call. Mainly due to the fact that I've never tried my move out on anyone. When I eventually do, I don't think I've have a signiture "mating call" as I doubt that I'd stick to one line. I'll use what the situation calls for, not some pre-planned pick-up line.

Although I do like the idea of a human mating call. Perhaps mine would be a rumbling in the back of the throat that quickly rises in pitch, then lowers again.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

CUTCHURCOKOFF!!!

The majestic mating call of the Australian Butcher Bird.

 

[Yoshemo]

"I got no gag reflex"
I know I'm horrible, but it works

 

[Badger Kyre]

You again ,is it?

and if I really like him I may throw in "but let's see if you came keep up!"

I didn't even know I did it until a friend pointed it out.

well, I would think once you're asking if they came it's past the mating call part, innit?

although i guess that explains the rest of the question.

I'm assuming that was just a freudian slip.

* earlobes * ? really?
well, what could be weirder than an icelandic furry? Why act surprised.

"I got no gag reflex"
I know I'm horrible, but it works

yeah that should work, subtlety isn't really necessary versus boys.

 

[Tula_2]

You again ,is it?

and if I really like him I may throw in "but let's see if you came keep up!"

I didn't even know I did it until a friend pointed it out.

well, I would think once you're asking if they came it's past the mating call part, innit?

although i guess that explains the rest of the question.

I'm assuming that was just a freudian slip.

* earlobes * ? really?
well, what could be weirder than an icelandic furry? Why act surprised.

Yes, yes a freudian slip, I make those slips sometimes, busted! Time to edit!

 

[Eren Murtaugh]

I don't have a mating call, more like a silvery tongue'd Devil's Advocate thing goin' on.

 

[Tula_2]

"I got no gag reflex"
I know I'm horrible, but it works

I may have to steal this one.
Horrible is a good thing!

 

[arsenicCatnip]

I don't really have a 'mating call' so much as a 'mating stance'... I lean closer to the person and briefly touch their arm or shoulder while we're talking, making sure to keep eye contact and smile a lot. It works beautifully every time.

 

[HT_Black]

"Hi there, my name is Jack. I come from the right side of the tracks, have an extremely secure and high-paying work-from-home job, and the last girl I slept with loved it so much that she was paralyzed by a flood of endorphins for three days straight. I'd like to get to know you better."

"Hi. I'm an introverted male with a slew of generically desirable qualities, and this happy-go-lucky mask is one I put on to hide a dark but totally non-harmful secret from my past. Also, I ride horses."

And sometimes I just strike up a casual conversation and see where it goes. I don't have a set-in-stone strategy, really.

 

[Eumersian]

It's usually a witty comment and welcoming smile. I'm dead sexy when I smile.

 

[Tula_2]

I thought of a few more I've used.
"I'm not wearing any panties" works like a charm.
and this one is specific to fire fighers so if you ever meet one you want to bed try "If I set my clothes on fire...will you come?" he/she will most likely pick up on the inuendo.

Ok that second one is really more of a pick up line than a mating call but whatever.

 

[superbatranger]

I caw like a dying crow, jumping on one leg flapping my arms at the same time, while humping the closest fire hydrant.

Works like a charm.

 

[Deathkingo]

I will answer this the way I answered the last thread: Anything by Manowar.

Here you go...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ0sW7KOFhU