Matt, bloody Hazard!

[MetalBaird]

what can I say about this game... Good lord. Brain Anurisms round every feckin' fire fight! How can a character with the voice of Will Arnet and the name of Matt HAZARD, be so terrible lame! I mean, you'd think he could at least jump. Or roll.... trying not to die when going through the game first time, is near impossible. I cannot stress how much this game has put me in a bad mood. No fun modes either!! -.-

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Rant threads. The most annoying and pointless things ever.

I hope you had fun posting this.

 

[MetalBaird]

It's was okay, it just stopped being that funny after a while. Plus the tentacle rape boss was so annoying to me.

Oh i know exactly what you mean. The tentical boss and the final boss' minions. the fact u get completely surrounded by them sooo fast whilst they shoot all ur cover away is soooo annoying!

 

[MetalBaird]

Rant threads. The most annoying and pointless things ever.

I hope you had fun posting this.

had alot more fun posting the thread than you did moaning about it.

 

[elricik]

Yeah I knew it was going to be complete garbage when all the major review sites didn't review until after it came out. It was kind of funny at first, but after the first few levels you can pretty much guess what the joke will be. "Exploding barrels are a cliche of video games, lets point it out." Saw it coming. Also I didn't really bother with using guns all that much since the three hit hand to hand combo Matt has kills anything instantly. Pretty bad game all around.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Rant threads. The most annoying and pointless things ever.

I hope you had fun posting this.

had alot more fun posting the thread than you did moaning about it.

Ahh touché. You may live

 

[GuerrillaClock]

Oh God, I hated this game. It's one of those 'parodies' from the same school as (insert genre here) Movies, in that it just takes cliches from much better games and copies them directly, in the hope that simply acknowledging its own ineptness will make it funny. This kind of shit writing pisses me off to no end.

/rage

 

[MetalBaird]

heh, it was just utter fail. I mean, they must have spent all thier budget on the voice acting. I was just thinking of NPH when he was in Harold and Kumar. thats why i found his bits funny.
Thats was about all the laughs i got really.