Maximum Action to the MAX

[lasherman]

Everyone has seen at least one "action porn movie". You know, one of those movies where you could completely forget about the plot five seconds after it ends, because "That part with the helicopter was so awesome!!!". So what is everybody's favorite kick-ass, full-blown, storyline-optional action flick?

Mine is Hard Boiled, with Chow-Yun Fat. No matter how impossible it was, the dual wielding dive-roll shooting sprees are still incredible.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Bad Boys 1 & 2. I'm still hoping Michael Bay opts to make it a trilogy.

 

[Radeonx]

Bad Boys, Transformers, and any other movie made by Micheal Bay.
The majority of his movies are to quote a friend "Awesome guy fighting tons of people, then, ADSFASADFASF GIGANTIC FUCKING EXPLOSION, then, ANOTHER GIGANTIC FUCKING EXPLOSION, then, 'Awww yea,' hot chick walks in covered in water or in revealing outfits."

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

What's that movie with this hitman that's trying to kill some pregnant girl and some mysterious protagonist kicks some ass? That one is action porn, literally.

EDIT: Shoot Em Up... good movie

 

[Sassafrass]

One word.

Gamer. What actually shocked me about it that there was a plot to it.
Which I no longer remember.

 

[Souplex]

Souplex: The movie.

 

[lasherman]

Bad Boys, Transformers, and any other movie made by Micheal Bay.
The majority of his movies are to quote a friend "Awesome guy fighting tons of people, then, ADSFASADFASF GIGANTIC FUCKING EXPLOSION, then, ANOTHER GIGANTIC FUCKING EXPLOSION, then, 'Awww yea,' hot chick walks in covered in water or in revealing outfits."

Pssh, amateur hour. Have that hot chick leaning over the hood of a muscle car--no wait, FIXING the muscle car! Now, you got a movie.

 

[rhyno435]

The Transporter movies. Great fight scenes.

I still managed to kind of remember the plot though.