May contain Molluscs?!

[Rusman]

A moment ago I went down to my local shops to buy some baguettes for lunch, I was minding my own business in the queue reading the back of the packet and got to allergy advise.
Naturally it said:-

Warning may contain Nuts, Wheat, Sesame Seeds, the usual stuff and then out of nowhere it went on to list:-

Mustard
Fish
Crustaceans
Celery
Molluscs

My question to you Escapists is, What is the funniest/randomist thing you have seen written on the back of a packet or on a sign or whatever?

 

[Rascarin]

On a Lucozade bottle, something like: Warning, Lucozade is not appropriate for replacing the fluid lost during diarrhoea.

 

[messy]

on a packet of peanuts; may contain nuts. Which sounds odd but peanuts are technically almonds

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Cans of Mother:

When your friend brings out his little energy drink, you pull out can of Mother and say "Does it come with a man-bag?"
There's also something about not drinking too many in a single day, I noticed it after drinking my fifth that morning.