- if you rearrange the letters in "Vin Diesel" it reveals his credo, I End Lives.
- as jean claude van damme approaches zero zero runs like a little *****.
WARNING, TL;DR APPROACHING.
- The Mathematical Proof for Mr. T's Infinite Pity: For life to exist there must be a symmetric equation regarding the factors of pity(p) and fools(f) -> p-f=0. If any one factor rose to a level higher than the other, life as we know it would cease to exist. The fool factor can be decisively measured by dividing jibba-jabba(j) by tolerance for said jibba-jabba(t) -> f=j/t. With these two equations we can deduce: p-f=0; f=j/t ->p-(j/t) = 0 -> p = j/t. This equation leads to quite an interesting result. As we can see, if we hold jibba-jabba constant, as tolerance for said jibba-jabba approaches 0, pity approaches infinity. Now we all well know that Mr. T ?ain?t got no time for the jibba-jabba.? In fact, extensive observational studies have been conducted and even with machines able to calculate with precision to the 23rd decimal place, Mr. T?s tolerance for jibba-jabba has been conclusively found to be 0, and therefore Mr. T?s pity is the literal embodiment of the concept of infinity.
