Memorable Anime Quotes

[Naheal]

Vitaseeing nanoha walk out of a fire)You devil...
Nanoha:It's okay if I'm a devil... I'll just use my hellish tools to get you to listen!


Signum: If you take even the slightest hit, you will die. Are you crazy, Testarosa?
Fate: That is so I can defeat you.

Vita: The Knight Vita of the Iron hammer, and the Steel Count, Graf Eisen. There's nothing in this world we can't destroy.

 

[Scarecrow]

This always killed me:

 

[Rune342]

So many good ones have already been said. But I still have a bit of a collection, let's see:

"I don't know how I know, I just know that I know. Ya know?"
-Koizumi
"When you put it that way I can't say I don't get the feeling it doesn't or does it. But you can't say it wouldn't be difficult to assert that claim. Well then. How many negatives did I just string together?"
-Kyon
"You don't die for your friends, you live with your friends. That is how you create a happy future."
-Erza Scarlet
"Don't be distracted by the what ifs, should haves, and if onlys. The one thing you choose yourself, that is the truth for you."
-Kamina
"Anyone can make mistakes. What's important is how you make up for them. All you have to worry about is how not to repeat the same mistake"
-Yusuke Yoshino
"You spout a bunch of crap, but this is crap I can really get behind."
-Viral
"We shouldn't choose our path based on the sins we carry, but we must carry our sins on the path we choose."
-Touko Aozaki

 

[Discord]

I dont know if this counts... but Its the only thing I keep comeing back to in Anime and quotes...

Dont Fear Failure

 

[Crow T. Robot]

THE SKY IS BLUE, DAMMIT! - Patty Thompson from Soul Eater

Move forward. You've got a good strong pair of legs, Rose. Just get up and use them. - Edward Elrich from FMA

From End of Evangelion:

Shinji "Hey"
Rei "What is it?"
Shinji "What are dreams?"
Rei "Dreams?....Yes, dreams"
Shinji "I don't understand... I don't understand what reality is"
Rei "You can't bridge the gap between your own truth and the reality of others"
Shinji "I don't know where to find happiness"
Rei "So you only find happiness in your dreams"
Shinji "Then..this is not reality?...This world where no one exists?"
Rei "No it is only a dream"
Shinji "Then I don't exist here either"
Rei "This convenient fabrication is your attempt to change reality"
Shinji "Is that wrong?"
Rei "You are using fantasy to escape reality"
Shinji "Why can't I dream that I'm alone"
Rei "That is not a dream that is a substitute for reality"
Shinji "So where is my dream?"
Rei "it is a continuation of reality"
Shinji "But where is my reality"
Rei "It is at the end of your dream"

 

[Chronologist]

How is it that no one has yet mentioned "In the name of the moon, I will punish you!"?

My favorite line is still probably from Puni Puni Poemy, when Nabeshin, Poemy's father, returns from the dead.

Poemy: Hey, the director's alive!
Nabeshin: Oh, sure, a normal director would have died, but I'm not a normal director! I'm J.D.W., the great director Watanabe!
Poemy; That still doesn't make much sense...
Nabeshin: Hey, I'm the director, fuck off!


From Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt

"Repent!"
... and pretty much every second of that show is gold.

 

[PyroteknicSpartan91]

FRRAWUCOONN PAWNNCCCHHH
Captain Falcon -FZERO

 

[teh_Canape]

-EAT THIS!!!!

-NEVARRRRR

or a more insightful one

-where are you drawing all of this power from?
-we evolve, beyond the person we were a minute before, little by little, we advance a bit further with each turn, that's how the drill works

or something like that

 

[[.redacted]]

Sigh, I have to post it again.
One day someone will ninja this, and (my work done) I'll be free to leave this planet:

"The little girl whose body was only half the size of mine taught me that, that tears can flow from silver eyes too..."

 

[masher]

"This is the story of Kyouka-Sama, by Kyouka-Sama, for Kyouka-Sama." - Kyouran Kazoku Nikki

"Today is Sunday, the most free day of the week. In order to confirm myself of that freedom... I'm going back to sleep!" - Minami-ke

 

[tjcross]

"now where did i put my bike oh in my backpack duh"
-Creature Caster Master
thats all i got

 

[Chairman Miaow]

People in anime say things other than ikuzo and kawaii?

 

[GodofDisaster]

I've got a few in mind.

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"My plan was perfect but there was one thing I overlooked, one factor I failed to calculate. He's a dumbass and you always account for dumbass..ness." (Agito from Air Gear)

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"Ok here's the plan will go in and start hitting them and see where that takes us." (Maes Hughes from FMA)

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"If the king doesn't move first his men won't follow." (Lelouch from Code Geass)

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"Please I beg of you handle this in a peaceful manner." "Ok I shall peacefuly inflict pain on him." (Kaname and Sosuke from FMP)

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"Welcome to Ouran High school Host Club a place where handsome, rich young men with too much time on their hands entertain rich beautiful young ladies, who also have to much time on their hands." (Tamaki from Ouran)

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"This anime is clearly a comedy romance and as the leading male that makes Haruhi my main love interest." "What about us boss?" "Oh you guys, you guys are the homosexual supporting cast." (Tamaki and the rest of the hosts from Ouran)

Ok one more I'm kind of going quote crazy here.

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We just witnessed a classic example of what I call miss directed rage, I believe the technical term is being an ass. (Shigure From fruit Baskets)

Finally, two more and that's it, I promise.

Spoiler: Yay for engrish

 

[an874]

"I Lelouch vi Brittania command you..."

-Code Geass

 

[TeeBs]

Im surprised this has not come up yet.

For me though, less joking quotes.
DIRTY THOUGHTS ARE BAD!

 

[Detective Prince]

Anime quote? Probably Holo when she's asked to take off her hood by a random guy so he can see her face...

"A journey is always more fun before one sets out on it. With dogs, the bark and not the bite is more frightening and women are always better when shrouded in mystery. I could never be as pretty as you imagine and I'd never want to do that to you."

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

This was the first thing that came to mind when I saw the thread title:

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