A pretty long quote, but I really think this suits the game:
Oh, hello Grand Master. I heard two people talking about murdering you. I was going to assassinate them, but my back is hurting to much. Will you kill them for me? If you do, I'll share with you some valuable information. Will you do it fast please? I am in great pain and do not wish to wait for long.
Oh, hello Grand Master. I heard two people talking about murdering you. I was going to assassinate them, but my back is hurting to much. Will you kill them for me? If you do, I'll share with you some valuable information. Will you do it fast please? I am in great pain and do not wish to wait for long.