Memorable Game Quotes

[IamQ]

A pretty long quote, but I really think this suits the game:

Oh, hello Grand Master. I heard two people talking about murdering you. I was going to assassinate them, but my back is hurting to much. Will you kill them for me? If you do, I'll share with you some valuable information. Will you do it fast please? I am in great pain and do not wish to wait for long.

 

[The Mick]

I always thought the line from FEAR 2 would always stick with me "You're like free pizza at an anime convention."

 

[Darmort]

I'm surprised that this hasn't been said yet:

"Go for the eyes Boo!"

And of course everything else that came out of Minsc's mouth.

/Thread.

My personal favourite is "The Bigger They Are, The Harder I Hit!"

 

[Devilyweevles]

"HANG ON JAADE! IIIIIII'M COMIN!" *busts through window with loud scream of awesomeness*
-Pey'j

 

[remmus]

HK-47, Knights of the Old Republic II.

and/or KOTOR 1 as I only own that one and have encountered the quote.

 

[Mr. GameBrain]

"I HAVE FURY!!"

 

[Xaki]

"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman"

 

[Internet Kraken]

"OH MY GOD WE'RE DOOOOOOOOMED!!!"
-Crazy Scientist from Half-Life, who then proceeds to run into a trip mine.

 

[era81]

Just remembered my favorite.

"Ah! The prison repository of wrested relics and raiments."
"So our things are in here?"
"That?s what I said."

Another Cookie for reference.

Final Fantasy 12

 

[WestMountain]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLVYkz5WEio

I win

 

[Kud]

EAT SHIT AND DIE! - Gears of War 2

 

[Burningsok]

You must construct additional pylons 0.o
Or from G.O.W: Cole-"look at all that juuuice."
Dom-"Hey Marcus, how much do you think all this emulsion is worth."
Marcus-"I can't count that high."

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

EAT SHIT AND DIE! - Gears of War 2

Oh god, Gears of War have started stealing Duke Nukem quotes? Makes you wonder why they don't go all the way and just make a gun that fires testosterone onto your enemies and be done with it.

 

[DomEReapeR]

MOOOOOOROOOOOOOON!

From fallout 2, cant remember the dudes name.

Otherwise everything Conker says when he gets money

 

[hclarke15]

I'm dancing everybody i'm DANCING

 

[BJK55123]

I don't remember the entire quote, but it went "Go find ___, the earth priestess. She works at the bakery," from Musashi Samurai Legend. That sequel was soo bad in soo many ways, but what I found most hilarious was that they'd have a priestess with a day job. I mean, shouldn't they be worshipping her in some temple???

 

[Master Kuja]

There are a few from Dawn of War that always get me, most of them being from the Space Marine Force Commander.

"Walk softly, and carry a big gun."
"I fear no evil! For I am fear incarnate!"
"Beware the alien, the mutant, the heretic."
"While the enemies of the Emperor still draw breath, there can be no peace."

A few from the Grey Knights too.

"Suffer not the witch to live."
"The warriors of the Inquisition are yours to command!"
"Lo, though the time is dark, my faith shines."

The Space Marines have some truly epic quotes.

 

[masterjiji]

Cole's rant when he gets the mike in the Locust lair in GeOW 2. " 'Mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!' F*** YOU!!!"

 

[leighjet]

"Search button is your friend" quote. There's been a "favorite Gaming Quotes" topic made almost each month, with off-spring versions of them at least 3-4 times a month.

While I'm here: "Just remember what curiosity killed..." cookie for reference.

oh god this is killing me i heard it not that long ago but cant place it..

a little more on topic i cant believe nobody's said this one


"HEY!"

goddamn Navi

 

[hazabaza1]

"Are you kiddin' me? We go through all this, kill 5 million vampires and-"
"They're zombies, Francis."
"Whatever! After all this, all they send is a freakin' tape loop?! I hate the army!"

*5 Minutes later*

"The truck's here, let's go!"
"I love the freakin' army!"