Memorable Game quotes:...

[ars731]

"Look at you, Hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"- Shodan

The Enrichment Center Once Again Reminds Me That Android Hell is a Real Place, and You Will Be Sent There at the First Sign of Defiance -GlaDOS

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

My vision is Augmented...

At first I didn't think that was funny, but I thought about it for a second and then proceeded to roll on the floor.

I don't really have any interesting quotes to add, except maybe:
"Your right hand comes off?"
-Leon Kennedy.

EDIT: Also, anything that the G-man has ever said. That guy it just pure gold.
I want to buy the guy who wrote this a drink. Or possible two.

 

[WhatHityou]

Halo 3
"IMA FIRIN MA LAZOR.......o wait am I pointing this thing the right way?"

 

[daltob]

pretty much everything in metro 2033

"so this is the dead city, welcome home Artyom"
Bourbon, upon emergence

 

[C-45]

VI-It looks like you are trying to restore this facility. Would you like some help?
Commander Shepard-Oh crap, a pop-up.

General Septimus-I may be drunk, krogan, but you're ugly. And tomorrow I'll be sober.

Wrex-Shepard
Shepard-Wrex

I <3 ME.

 

[The Last Parade]

"I think I'll shoot my way out, mis things up a little"

 

[Tsaba]

Glados: Android Hell is a Real Place, and You Will Be Sent There at the First Sign of Defiance.

 

[Tautimona]

"Greetings stranger"
RE4

 

[Isaac The Grape]

-If you don't know where this if from, I have lost all hope for you.

"if from"? As in?

 

[Ace of Spades]

"If at first you don't succeed, you fail, and the test will be terminated."
-Portal

 

[Sinspiration]

"I am so gonna shoot the shit outta you!" Zvatto - Lost Planet 2

Also a favorite of mine-
Conrad Verner: "What if you signed me on as another Spectre?"
Commander Shepard: "Conrad, I haven't been shot in the head nearly enough times to make that sound like a good idea."

 

[emissary666]

"The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine!"
"And one for Bobo the Space Monkey"

"The was a hole here, now it's gone"

it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts

"it is pitch black, you are likely to be eaten by a grue"

"Explitive: Damnit master! I'm an assassination droid, not a dictionary!"

"Don't open it"

"your in my spot, sir"

 

[InnerRebellion]

"In all things, a calm heart must prevail."
"I kill only to know I'm alive."
-Fawkes
"What's the matter, huh? Afraid of the sight of your own blood?"
"Yeah? You like that ya bastard!?"
"Come out, come out wherever you are...I've got something for you..."
-Charon


Yeah, all from Fallout 3.

 

[Stuntkid]

WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR!?!?!?!?!

-Megaman X4

Hey, all the good ones are taken...

 

[cWg | Konka]

"its time to kick arse and chew bubble gum and im all outta gum" - The Duke

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

"Before the network, there was the fleet. Before diplomacy, there
were soldiers! Our influence stopped the Rachni, but before that we
held the line! Our influence stopped the Krogan, but before that, we
held the line! Our influence will stop Saren; in the battle today, we
will hold the line!"
-Mass Effect, Captain Kirrahe

 

[Direwolf750]

"Go ahead, RAGE QUIT! I DARE YA!"-Scout, team fortress 2
"2 plus 2 equalsssssssssssssssssssssssss 10. IN BASE FOUR I'M FINE!"- GLaDOS, portal
"HEY, LISTEN!!!"

 

[Tanto-chan]

"My Penis never came." (FF7 after naming Cloud 'My Penis')

"I'm a faun you dork." Spyro 2

"That's hardly the way to treat someone who just saved your life" .hack//INFECTION

There are more but the actual words have faded to only a paraphrase.

EDIT: I rememebr another one! "I dressed like an Idiot just to get you down here.!" DMC 3

 

[krimson_dropz]

WAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
orks
warhammer 40k

 

[-Samurai-]

What? It's good

I was gonna post that one, and this one:
They're great speeches.

"All you need to change the world is one good lie, and a river of blood." So true.