Memorable Quotes (And a guessing game)

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Let's go with some quotes from TV:

"Hey! Ass-butt!"

and, alternatively:

"Well... you could do that. Yeah, you could do that. Of course you could! But why? Look at these people, these human beings. Consider their potential! From the day they arrive on the planet, blinking, step into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than? no, hold on. Sorry, that's The Lion King. But the point still stands: Leave them alone!"
 

KittensTiger

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"Do you know me my lord? Excellent well! You are a fishmonger!"

"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything that you have"

"When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion."

And if you get this one... amazing:

"Clearly marks a trend in the Roberts court being less strictly constitutional and more strictly awesome"
 

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While stands the Coliseum, Rome shall stand;
When falls the Coliseum, Rome shall fall;
And when Rome falls ? the World.
Anyone who actually guesses this correctly, without Google, will earn my undying respect and admiration, for their excellent taste in literature...[/quote]

Wait, is this a Lord Byron quote?
 
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WouldYouKindly said:
To add a lot of profanity to this thread

"Fucking, what the fucking fuck, who the fuck fucked this fucking, how did you two fucking fucks FUCK!?"

If anything gets me a warning from the mods, this should be it.
Dude, this site has Zero Punctuation on it. I think the good ship Profanity has pretty much sailed at this point. Don't know about the quote, though.

EDIT: But what I CAN do is use this post as an opportunity to post two more quotes:

"Don't tell me what I can't do!"

"The problem with eating and driving, which I love to do, is not being able to have my hands on the wheel at the 10 and 2 position. It's a matter of public safety."

The last one is amazingly obscure, yet awesome if you know what it is.
 

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Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:
"Don't tell what I can't do!"
John Locke from Lost, right?

But I think you left a "me" out...

EDIT

"Huh? Radio? What's going on with that radio?"

"Where's everyone going? Bingo?"
 

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Goofguy said:
Patton

"There are two kinds of people in this world, my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig"

EDIT: too late but this was in response to Nero's post
The good, the bad and the ugly. Good movie.

New quote: "Ha! I threw that shit before I came in the room!"
 

Nostalgia Ripoff

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"I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Dont hesitate to call."

A personal favorite of mine.
 

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FirstToStrike said:
12GaugeLobotomy said:
"A Hind-D!?"
Metal Gear Solid!

Colonel...what's a Russian gunship doing in Alaska?
I have no idea....
Winner! :D

Actually come to think of it, I can't think of a single metal gear game where there isn't some variety of Hind bossfight/cameo.
 

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Quaxar said:
Mine: "It's not a bike, baby. It's a chopper."
Probably too easy but meh... I like it.
Pulp Fiction, said by Butch.

Since I've been recently hooked by them:

"Don't do it ______! I have the higher ground!"
 

Fenra

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Easy one but I love the quote:

"I believe theres a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble. And finally allows us to die with pride. Even though sometimes we have to be steady and give up the thing we want most, even our dreams."

cant resist this one:

"... and then I said, "oatmeal, are you crazy?""

and this:

"Chicken chaser? you chase chickens?"

just to see if people get those 2
 
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Brownie101 said:
"Many ways to help people. Sometimes, heal patients. Other times, execute dangerous people. Either way helps."
MORDIN MASS EFFECT 2!!!

Though someone's probably already got it by now...

EDIT: Like the post right after yours, for example...Wow.
 

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ianeddy44 said:
the spud said:
OT: My quote- "He'd cut his momma's throat for a nickel"
Crime And Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky.
Fabulous book, i must say.
Sorry, but that wasn't the source I was thinking of.

It was Actually in ff6, but it may be in that book as well.