Memorable Quotes (And a guessing game)

[A Shadows Age]

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Pretty common but a favorite - "heads I win. Tails you lose."

-"Frankenstein never scared me. Marsupials do. Cause their fast!"

 

[A3Bf72rVWE5hA]

To add a lot of profanity to this thread

"Fucking, what the fucking fuck, who the fuck fucked this fucking, how did you two fucking fucks FUCK!?"

If anything gets me a warning from the mods, this should be it.

Dude, this site has Zero Punctuation on it. I think the good ship Profanity has pretty much sailed at this point. Don't know about the quote, though.

EDIT: But what I CAN do is use this post as an opportunity to post two more quotes:

"Don't tell me what I can't do!"

"The problem with eating and driving, which I love to do, is not being able to have my hands on the wheel at the 10 and 2 position. It's a matter of public safety."

The last one is amazingly obscure, yet awesome if you know what it is.

Dexter is obscure? I quite liked what i saw of it.

OT: "So why care for these petty obsessions? Your designer heart still beats with common blood. And what if you could have genetic perfection? would you change who you are if you could, cause it's quick, it's clean and it's pure."

 

[Wereduck]

Here's mine: "You may call me whatever you wish, but I'm taking your cake."

That's L in Death Note.

As for me:
Yeah, and if your momma had teeth she wouldn't suck dick so good - what's your point?

...and number two:
Did I catch you fuckers at a bad time?

 

[Mr.Swiggly]

To add a lot of profanity to this thread

"Fucking, what the fucking fuck, who the fuck fucked this fucking, how did you two fucking fucks FUCK!?"

If anything gets me a warning from the mods, this should be it.

Dude, this site has Zero Punctuation on it. I think the good ship Profanity has pretty much sailed at this point. Don't know about the quote, though.

EDIT: But what I CAN do is use this post as an opportunity to post two more quotes:

"Don't tell me what I can't do!"

"The problem with eating and driving, which I love to do, is not being able to have my hands on the wheel at the 10 and 2 position. It's a matter of public safety."

The last one is amazingly obscure, yet awesome if you know what it is.

Dexter is obscure? I quite liked what i saw of it.

OT: "So why care for these petty obsessions? Your designer heart still beats with common blood. And what if you could have genetic perfection? would you change who you are if you could, cause it's quick, it's clean and it's pure."

Repo the Genetic Opera?

Another quote, really obscure:
"Have you tried talking to her?"
"No we've been punching her in the face repeatedly. Why, do you think talking will help?"

The wording might be a bit off though.

 

[funguy2121]

'My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.'

Oddly enough, this was only in the movie because "I wanna have your abortion didn't make it past the MPAA without an NC-17 rating, but the 'grade school' line somehow did.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

...and number two:
Did I catch you fuckers at a bad time?

No idea of number one, but is number two from Blade?

Mine: "I have to go. He's taking a dump in a can!"

 

[Wereduck]

...and number two:
Did I catch you fuckers at a bad time?

No idea of number one, but is number two from Blade?

Correctamundo Angel - well done!

 

[Mr.Swiggly]

...and number two:
Did I catch you fuckers at a bad time?

No idea of number one, but is number two from Blade?

Mine: "I have to go. He's taking a dump in a can!"

I'm pretty sure that's from The Island. Ewan MacGregor's character says it.

Do I get another quote?
"What did you do with him?"
"I let him go."

 

[ChupathingyX]

Do I get another quote?
"What did you do with him?"
"I let him go."

That would be Commando, that's what John "Tough guy name" Matrix says after dropping Sully off the cliff.

I posted this a while ago but still no one knows what it is:

"Beauty, come to me."

 

[TheIronRuler]

Do I get another quote?
"What did you do with him?"
"I let him go."

That would be Commando, that's what John "Tough guy name" Matrix says after dropping Sully off the cliff.

I posted this a while ago but still no one knows what it is:

"Beauty, come to me."

That quote is very obscure, you should pick another.
One from yours truly :
"It was a glorious morning, late spring or early summer, as you care to take it, when the dainty sheen of grass and leaf is blushing to a deeper green; and the year seems like a fair young maiden, trembling with strange, wakening pulses on the brink of womanhood"

 

[Zeema]

.......- The Silent Protagonist shut up it counts

If you jump in the water you will die - Glados

 

[ChupathingyX]

"Beauty, come to me."

That quote is very obscure, you should pick another.

But that's the whole point why I chose it, I couldn't find it on the internet so no one could cheat and look it up. I also refuse to believe no one knows it, it's from a video game, that should kinda narrow it down.

 

[ultrachicken]

"Do you happen to know what the fine for necrophilia is here?"

 

[Imrix]

"Do you happen to know what the fine for necrophilia is here?"

Oblivion.

"If he had a bloody gash across his throat and a physiker was trying to sew it up, [he] would steal the needle and thread and die laughing."

 

[Ninjat_126]

And the final question: Who's been tampering with my cards?

The Young Ones, Bambi?

"I'm from Buenios Aires, and I say kill 'em all!"

I love that line, and the person that said that did kill them all. Although to be fair he only killed a lot and that only counts in an average direct-to-dvd sequel.

Ninja'd, but Starship Troopers.

"If it's hostile, you kill it."

This is probably too easy...Maybe...

Metro 2033.

"A Hind-D!?"

Metal Gear Solid?

This one is very well known, but definitely memorable:

"I comma square bracket recruit's name square bracker comma do solemnly swear by square bracket recruit's deity of choice square bracket to uphold the Laws and Ordinances of the city of Ankh-Morpork, serve the public trust comma and defend the subjects of His stroke Her bracket delete whichever is inappropiate bracket Majesty bracket name of reigning monarch bracket without fear comma favour comma or thought of personal safety semi-colon to pursue evildoers and protect the innocent comma laying down my if necessary in the cause of said duty comma so help me bracket aforesaid deity breacket full stop Gods Save the King stroke Queen bracket delete whiever is inappropiate bracket full stop"

Men At Arms and Night Watch from the Discworld series. Possibly others.


Mine(Mildly Offensive):

"No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead ****** Storage"?"

"Does the walker choose the path, or the path the walker?"

 

[Mavinchious Maximus]

While some states control a army, the Prussian army controls a state.

A cookie to who ever gets this one.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

'ZERE IZ NO BATHROOM!!!'

I think that it was so insightful, so chilling, because it was so true.

 

[TheIronRuler]

"Do you happen to know what the fine for necrophilia is here?"

That's from Oblivion.

I got one more.
"So, the last guest finally arrives. I'll tell you what I told all the others. You go in, I lock the door. You don't come out 'til it's over. Now I'll tell you what I didn't tell everyone else. We have the same Mother, you and I. And she wants you to have this. It's the key to the house.I guess someone else has already told you the other details. Kill all the guests then leave, right? Well, you'd better get in there. Time to mingle."

 

[Cerebral Force]

OK here we go: I got your back like a buttcrack!

HAHA! Dizzy Wallin from Gears of War 2.

 

[ChupathingyX]

'ZERE IZ NO BATHROOM!!!'

I think that it was so insightful, so chilling, because it was so true.

You made it easier to remember by adding the accent

Kindergarten Cop by the way.