Men gtfih for hypothetical wizard question

[Luna]

A wizard gives you three inches. You can spend these three inches on your arms, (add muscle), on your height, or on your dick. You can divide your spending any way you choose but you only have 3 inches.

What do you spend your inches on?

 

[philosophicalbastard]

All to height.

I can get muscles on my own and I'm completely comfortable with the size of my dick, so I wouldn't waste my inches on those.

 

[Doclector]

One inch on the dick, two inches on the arms.

So...why do you ask?

 

[repeating integers]

The middle finger, for added insult power.

 

[MrPeanut]

Can I get myself 3 inches closer to a cybernetic body?

Pwetty please?

 

[Keoul]

If it goes to my brain do I get smarter? If not I'll just go for height I guess, that way it increases my arm length as well making me the best at basketball.

 

[Luna]

If it goes to my brain do I get smarter? If not I'll just go for height I guess, that way it increases my arm length as well making me the best at basketball.

That isn't a viable option. It would be an obvious choice if you could.

One inch on the dick, two inches on the arms.

So...why do you ask?

jus wundrin


Also my decision is the same as yours.

 

[mParadox]

Height. 'cause you can never be tall enough!

Though I have to ask, if we're adding it to height. Do our bones get brittle with the extension or do they also grow to compensate for the change in height? :O

 

[Luna]

Height. 'cause you can never be tall enough!

Though I have to ask, if we're adding it to height. Do our bones get brittle with the extension or do they also grow to compensate for the change in height? :O

There are no medical problems as a result of any of these choices. I wouldn't pull a dick move like that.

 

[mParadox]

There are no medical problems as a result of any of these choices. I wouldn't pull a dick move like that.

One can never be too careful when in the Off Topic discussions my dear.

 

[Bertylicious]

I would put all the inches on my tounge.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Why would you actually want a big dick?

Ok, if you were shagging a horse, maybe, otherwise not so much.

 

[Vuliev]

So is the "muscles" option, like, the muscle mass that would increase the diameter of the limbs by that much (or depth if it also goes for non-limb muscles)? Is it just for the arms, or for all muscles (within reason--I don't want a tongue that's even another quarter-inch thicker D?

If it's for all muscles, half-to-full-inch to them and the rest to arm length.

If it's just for arm muscles...I'd probably do that same thing. Arm strength plus orangutan arms all day erryday; my wang's fine as it is.

 

[Smooth Operator]

Well it would only make a noticeable difference on my penis but then again it's hard to convince girls to put it anywhere as it is... so maybe I'd just save that enhancement for a rainy day.

 

[Pickles]

3 inches to the beard, for added lumberjacking abilities.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Defernitely the height (spread the inches evenly on my body).

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

2 on the dick and 1 on the height. Why? Because who couldn't use a couple extra on the dick. I'm also fairly short but that won't matter when I'm sporting the others downstairs.

 

[HellsingerAngel]

One inch on muscle, one inch on height, one inch of arms. I like being proportioned properly.

I really wish I had four inches =S

 

[Dags90]

Half an inch to the length of my dick, half an inch to girth of same, half an inch to length of tongue, and the remaining inch and a half divided equally to my fingers.

Would .15" even be noticeable unless you're starting with creepy, childlike hands?

I might do all 3" to my arms. It would make my toothpick arms almost 30% less toothpick-y.

 

[Durgiun]

Why would you actually want a big dick?

Ok, if you were shagging a horse, maybe, otherwise not so much.

Do you know how huge a horse dick is? Adding 3 inches to an average, or even above average human dick would not make it even 1/5 as big as a horse's.