Message Number 91

[thiosk]

I bet the vast majority of folks are within reaching distance of a cellular phone.

Engage that phone, and scroll to TEXT MESSAGE NUMBER 91.

Type that message here.

Got fewer than 91 messages? Post message 19 instead.

Got fewer than 19 messages? Go whine about it on your blag.

[HEADING=3]My Message 91[/HEADING]

"Sorry about that. John Puked."

 

[tharglet]

A message from T-mobile welcoming me to France and telling me the call charges. Yup, I get all the exciting texts.

Was message number 19, as I recently cleared out my phone of messages

 

[Pistachio101]

"Phone/text when you're near, walking th dog so I'll need to come back to let you in"

Not very excting is it...

Also, shouldn't this be in forum games?

 

[NoNameMcgee]

I had a cleanout recently of all my texts so I only have 81 messages left over. My message number 19 is this:

"dude its brooke, what things am I talking about with greece?"

Something about an assignment for college (we do Tourism)

 

[Brutal Peanut]

Message 19:

I was talking to my husband about the state of his office. He responded:
"There is order within the chaos."

 

[thiosk]

Also, shouldn't this be in forum games?

I was not aware this was a forum game. Dear god. Now I am become Luftputebåten, destroyer of fjords.

 

[Owlslayer]

Okay. I've deleted quite a bit of those, so no way I've got 91. But number 19 it is!
"Riigieksami tulemus: geograafia - 84."

So, that sentence, translated, means: " The score of the national exam: Geography - 84."
Though, I'm pretty sure i could have done a lot better. The thing is, i got really sick a week before it, and i was even unsure whether or not to go take the exam the day before, cause i was still feeling shitty. Couldn't revise at all.

 

[evilstonermonkey]

Got this message a few months ago (wow, I really need to empty my phone inbox): "It's time for me to stop living this lie and just tell you all now. I am gay and love the cock." One of my friends had his phone 'borrowed' after he passed out drunk at a party and all of his contacts received that.

But it doesn't end there: his girlfriend replied with something along the lines of "I've suspected for a while, have a good life, never call me again" and his mother said "We know, but it's good that you cfinally feel comfortable telling us." He... kind of freaked out in the morning a little bit, understandably. His new boyfriend told me just last week that the supportive responses he got that night were what gave him the courage to come out for real a few weeks later.


EDIT: On a recount, I realised that was actually message 93. But I'll leave it up since it is a much better response than my real message 91. In case you are curious, my message 91 is "k!"

 

[tahrey]

Now that I've spent a few minutes figuring out that my phone a/ is very slow at moving through its message archive with the number displayed, b/ actually orders by SENDER, so searching in (normal!) date order means they jump around at random, I arrive at:

"No she is here".

Wow, ok.

Next.

 

[BGH122]

I don't know what a blag is and I certainly have no desire to whine about not using mobile phones very often. Email is sufficient.

 

[Aedes]

Menssage 91:
"Woke up now. Are there grades?"
Not very exciting.

I just notice I have 224 menssages on my phone... I really need to clean that out.

 

[Dango]

Message 19:

"OH MY GOD IT'S SO DELICIOUS UMPH YEAH."

...

 

[tokae]

Just cleared my history because there is no way in hell that I'm going to translate THAT to english and post it here...too private

 

[Wadders]

Message 91:

"Free kick my ass. x"

I think that was sent to me when Real Madrid won the Copa del Ray the other week, my friend was obviously unhappy with a decision that went against Barcelona. Cant remember which though, that game seems like ages ago...

Lol @ the xkcd reference too OP

 

[Anjel]

Message 91 was from my Dad telling me my Grandfather passed away during the night... so on to message 19 which was;

"is he still fuckin buzz lightyear"

From my mate asking if a mutual friend is still in a relationship with an individual who has square features to his head... errhem. It gets better. He was asking me because he had been propositioned by 'Buzz Lightyear' on Grindr. Full of win.

 

[Olikunmissile]

"Call me? X"

Girlfriend wanting to know I got home safe and not too wasted.

 

[Woodsey]

Number 19 (I have like 200 on there at the minute, but I'm not counting 91 of them):

"Ohh ok"

Informing my friend about the state of puss at a party.

 

[eggy32]

"Well you obviously are missing part of the point too then cause there is a Spanish team called Athletico Madrid "

That was someone explaining the reasoning behind our team being called Pathetico Madrid.

 

[Kortney]

Message 91, translated into English:

"That's fine! Tell her I said hi for me. X"

I don't remember what context that is in at all, but there ya go.

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

"Intersections of hyperbolas using algebra, What are you doing?"