Message to your younger self.

[Z of the Na'vi]

"Get off your fat ass and stop obsessing your life over World of Warcraft. It is not that important and you can play it regularly and still have fun."

[small]I realize that now, and still play to this day.[/small]

 

[ianeddy44]

To myself, aged 8: Here's a list of tips.
-Swim errday
-Don't grow your hair long, it looks bad on you.
-Invest in a good computer
-Become interested in philosophy, it'll entertain you and keep your mind off stupid shit.
-Don't let your parents get to you.

Also, here are the winning lottery numbers until April, 2011. Have fun.

 

[blankedboy]

Guess what? You'll realise you're gay in 3 years' time! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA-

 

[Tarlane]

When that trip to Italy starts to sound really good, you will be better off buying a ticket to Pennsylvania instead. Camp out at Kmart. There should be a cute girl working checkout that summer. Believe me, you'll know the one. If you find her now you are going to save yourself a -lot- of trouble in the future.

 

[decaying dead]

Dear me:
you were just born... tell your parents to buy you a shit load of microsoft stocks for like the 5 cents they are each, and cash in when you turn 21. then all your problems will be solved and you can stop being such a damn panzy.

from me.

 

[Timmehexas]

"You're gay. HAHA you're a homo!"

 

[The Hero Killer]

Major in Computer Science. Talk to that one girl, she'll end up being your wife.

 

[Handbag1992]

"There are three things you must know younger me.
1- You are gay. Deal with this fact now so you don't become preoccupied with it and fail your exams.
2- There are two truly evil people in the world, a boy named Justin Beiber and a Woman named Stephanie Myers, these people must be prevented from their committing their crimes.
3- Patent colourful rubber bands with slogans on them. You will become stupidly rich."

 

[tthor]

Dear Young Me: You're a moron. But don't worry, by now we've fixed that

 

[Veloxe]

"Stop procrastinating! I would have gotten you this message sooner but...well...ya..."

 

[Dark Knifer]

Uh... Keep being awesome...

 

[Magicman10893]

Dear Ray,

I know what you did last summer... is a horrible movie, don't watch it.

From, Ray

P.S. - Get on the ball and sign up for some grants and scholarships and stuff. Also, on the day of March 20th, 2011, you'll be in Columbus, don't leave your bag with your newly purchased Skull Candy headphones on the table in the food court when you go to the restroom, your friends WILL NOT watch over them for you.

 

[Furioso]

Dear me: Alert the CIA to a terrorist attack by way of hijacking.....9/11.... (not gonna wright it out)... trust me this will save the political world boat loads of trouble, also, that long hair? Yea you look like a douche, shave it now, also pour all your money into this thing called "the facebook" trust me you will be oh so rich.

Oh yea, Y2K never happens, swine/bird flu is crap, don't buy xbox 360 until after they fix the RROD (you'll know what I mean just don't buy it till its fixed)

OH YEA just get a ps3 instead of an xbox at first, then aquire kingdom hearts 1/2 and persona 4, you will NOT be able to play them on a newer model of the ps3
-Also stop being an xbox fanboy you prick just because no one near you has a playstation near you it doesn't mean it sucks

One last thing, when your sister threatens to kick you in the face do not say "Go ahead you'll just get in huge trouble" she will get in trouble but it really isn't worth a kick to the eye, also when your parents start talking about how you'll eventually have to get your wisdom teeth painfully pulled.....start laughing cause yours don't grow in, JOKES ON YOU DENTIST!!!

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

For the love of God and all that is holy, do not drive to school in that 2009 Mitsubishi Lancer on March 7 (or whatever day that was) 2009 after just getting over the flue you stupid idiot! Just stay home and take one more sick day, one more sick day will affect you A LOT less than a car crash.

Also more importantly I would like to contact my father from around 14 to 15 years ago and tell him this: "Dad, you move us around too much and it greatly affects us (especially mom). Find a good town/city that you like and settle down instead of moving to another town every 1 and half to 2 years, trust me it will be for the better and we will be happier. AND BOOM!! Life improved! More stable life, we will never move to that extremely crappy red neck town where dad loses a sh*t load of money, dad may also still have his old job as the manager of that one car dealership (we will have a lot more money!), mom will be much happier, and me and my sister will have gone to better schools and have more and better friends.

 

[Mcupobob]

I would say or rather sing "I don't cry when my mom gets high, hits the bottle goes back to the rock fuck it fight its all the same liven with who you are is the only way to stay sane" Paraphrasing the song a little but I think my younger self will still get the message. Also will tell him it'll work out and whatever you do never ever fucking trust a bank.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Don't listen to what people say about what you like. If they don't like that you listen to different music, its their problem...
OH, AND DON'T FUCKING WATCH NARUTO!!

 

[Nuclear_Suspect]

Dear me.

Buy curtains or do it in the shower, the neighbours will contact you otherwise.
It is perfectly ok to blow off your mates if you have a booty call, stop being a the friendly bro.
Dont skimp on cigars, if you're going to smoke one, smoke a proper one.
Other than that, you're doing awesome!

ps. on your 18'th birthday dont jump out the window!

 

[godofallu]

If I lived my life any differently, I wouldn't be the person I am now. Why would I want to do something to destroy myself?

Agreed. 343 Guilty Spark: Why would you hesitate to do what you've already done?

 

[teutonicman]

I know you like engineering and that's very cool. One thing though, if you wish to have a girlfriend then you better get started before university.

 

[Nixzilla]

Dear me [1-10]

Brush your dam teeth you dumbass

Love you [17]