Messed up dreams.

[Plucky]

One time there was this dream where i was walking near a building and a woman came up to me, she said "excuse me" and i let her pass, suddenly i was grabbed from behind, but her features were smoothed out, she held me against the wall, whispering tenderly to me about something (i forget) so she pulled her arms inside of her suit, taking in my arms with them, her blouse unbuttoned to take me in, and then her face encased my head.

Her body was constricting mine, it felt like stretching spandex, it got tighter and tighter until i basically forgot who i was, her entire body morphed around mine, encasing my body perfectly and forming it to her original form.

I instinctively picked up the clothes i was wearing and hid them inside her bag, picked up her glasses and wore them, whilst hugging a handkerchief, then i woke up.....a few seconds later i felt heartbroken for some reason. D:

 

[lobster1077]

i once had a dream that i was standing in my kitchen then somehow started fucking my own face.
basically, that left me floating in midair. i didnt realise that. then i woke up.

Oh goodness, I had a good laugh at this, you ought to patent the phrase and what not for t-shirts and such.

 

[Alphakirby]

Sadly the most messed up thing I remember (please note that I probably have had stranger dreams that I just don't remember) in terms of strangeness was merely a clip. But it has sent me on a downward spiral in which I regret what I doth done that caused it.

Protip:If My Little Pony is on,watch it,otherwise Rainbow Dash will race Mario,Luigi,Wario,and Waluigi on a track in your head.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

I once dreamed that I had to shoot a puppy. There was no reason in the dream for this imperative; I just had a sense of urgency. This puppy had to die. And I had to do it, no matter how much I didn't want to.

It was really bad.

 

[Seanfall]

Oh jesus were do I start.

Well I dreamt I was at an amusement park with Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff. The amusement park was some weird combo of Disney Land, Universal Theme Park, and Six Flags. We were walking on a bridge that was made of of those tubes that you can spin around? Like they had at Six Flags when I went there. And we went to this really trippy water slide. I was standing underneath it waiting for their turn to end. And then this guy in a trench coat walks past me. He looks pale, sickly so I ask him if he was okay. He's a Vampire and he attacks me and we start having a Kung Fu fight. It ended when I pile drived him into the ground and broke his neck. I woke up and just looked around. "....If I'm not on drugs I should be."

One I had while in highschool, we were reading Shakespeare in English lit. And I had this HUUUGE crush on this one girl. So I dream I'm in a theater and their showing Shrek two, which wasn't due out for another year at this point I think. (prophet? You decide!) And I'm wearing regular clothes but everyone else is wearing like Victorian Era clothes and such. I ask a guy near if she's seen the girl, the guy happened to be someone I knew IRL who was an ass. (No names that's illegal). He tells me to fuck off. So I go into a theater and there she is, Dressed in a beautiful dress, the kind with the to the the elbow gloves and all that, the half lace covering her face. So I go up to her and we start talking in this Shakespearean way, the way his books were written in I mean. And I woke up just as we both looked at the screen....that was actually a cool one imo.

I had two dreams where I was in my school. During one I was running down a hallway towards my classroom with two other kids I didn't know. And we were being chased by zombies, just a horde of Zombies. So we get to the door and throw it open and it's full of more zombies. I woke up then, and went back to sleep. Same dream expect when we get to the door I turn around and pull two big ass machine/chain/miniguns out of nowhere and start firing like a mad man into the horde. I gave my dream a cheat code.

The other dream was kinda a lucid dream you know when your kinda aware it's a dream and can change what happens in it. Like making people appear or things happening? I usually can only do it when I'm starting to wake up. Well anyways. I was back at my school and walking around when I come to this shadowed stair well, and one of those Cymbal wind up monkies starts coming down the stairs beating his cymbal's. and there's this really creepy vibe in the air. So I turn around and go. "Nope not doing this WAKE UP!" *CLAP CLAP* and I woke right up blinking.

That's about all I can remember.

 

[Seanfall]

Oh jesus were do I start.

Well I dreamt I was at an amusement park with Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff. The amusement park was some weird combo of Disney Land, Universal Theme Park, and Six Flags. We were walking on a bridge that was made of of those tubes that you can spin around? Like they had at Six Flags when I went there. And we went to this really trippy water slide. I was standing underneath it waiting for their turn to end. And then this guy in a trench coat walks past me. He looks pale, sickly so I ask him if he was okay. He's a Vampire and he attacks me and we start having a Kung Fu fight. It ended when I pile drived him into the ground and broke his neck. I woke up and just looked around. "....If I'm not on drugs I should be."

One I had while in highschool, we were reading Shakespeare in English lit. And I had this HUUUGE crush on this one girl. So I dream I'm in a theater and their showing Shrek two, which wasn't due out for another year at this point I think. (prophet? You decide!) And I'm wearing regular clothes but everyone else is wearing like Victorian Era clothes and such. I ask a guy near if she's seen the girl, the guy happened to be someone I knew IRL who was an ass. (No names that's illegal). He tells me to fuck off. So I go into a theater and there she is, Dressed in a beautiful dress, the kind with the to the the elbow gloves and all that, the half lace covering her face. So I go up to her and we start talking in this Shakespearean way, the way his books were written in I mean. And I woke up just as we both looked at the screen....that was actually a cool one imo.

I had two dreams where I was in my school. During one I was running down a hallway towards my classroom with two other kids I didn't know. And we were being chased by zombies, just a horde of Zombies. So we get to the door and throw it open and it's full of more zombies. I woke up then, and went back to sleep. Same dream expect when we get to the door I turn around and pull two big ass machine/chain/miniguns out of nowhere and start firing like a mad man into the horde. I gave my dream a cheat code.

The other dream was kinda a lucid dream you know when your kinda aware it's a dream and can change what happens in it. Like making people appear or things happening? I usually can only do it when I'm starting to wake up. Well anyways. I was back at my school and walking around when I come to this shadowed stair well, and one of those Cymbal wind up monkies starts coming down the stairs beating his cymbal's. and there's this really creepy vibe in the air. So I turn around and go. "Nope not doing this WAKE UP!" *CLAP CLAP* and I woke right up blinking.

That's about all I can remember.

shit double post sorry. >.<

 

[The Rookie Gamer]

And as a child I always had these things where I'd wake up and open my eyes but I wouldn't be able to move or talk because my body had decided it wasn't ready to get up yet. Scared the shit out of me, and now I have a fear of losing control of my body (thus I don't drink, or do other things that could possibly have me lose control. Not necessarily drugs).

Oh man, I remember that happening to me this summer. Terrifying, and it wasn't the first time. I forgot the official term for it, and apparently, it hereditary, as my mom has them some times.

 

[Tilted_Logic]

I've had a lot of messed up dreams, not many lately but a few years back every other night it seemed something was trying to put me off my dinner.

One of the stark examples in my mind would be a dream I had in which my family was going on vacation to some small village. We took a train to get there, but on the way it crashed due to a Predator (Yeah, the Arnold Schwarzenegger type) boarding somehow. Anyway, my family made it out fine, but I was pinned down under something and stuck in the same car as the Predator who'd damaged one of his arms during the crash. The gist of that scenario was I had to cut a limb off a dead body and give it to the Predator as a replacement, otherwise I was a dead woman walking.

As if that wasn't bad enough, and foreshadowing the horrors awaiting me....

I never encountered the Predator again in that dream, met up with my family and we checked into our hotel like nothing had happened. Then the dream got sort of 'movie-esque' in that it started flashing over to view other events happening at the time elsewhere in the town. Essentially the mayor of this town was a hated bastard. I don't know why people hated him, but he gave off a negative vibe, and as such there were constant assassination attempts on him. They worked - to an extent. But the thing about this mayor, when he was shot, instead of simply dying, he'd get his lackeys to find another man of similar build and he'd rip the mans' skin off and put it on his own skeleton. Essentially he was living forever under the skin of other people. (Don't ask how his organs were fine being shot up - it was a dream). But yeah, at this particular point in time the mayor had been shot while he was staying in the same hotel as us, and guess what? My dad was his size.

I'll let you imagine the rest from there, if you so dreadfully choose. Sorry this post was so long, it's just a dream I remember vividly and one that has always disturbed me more than anything else.

 

[Erana]

Last night I was being chased by this creepy psychic fetal monster thing.
But I know where that imagery came from- someone told me to go look at a certain artist's work, and it stuck with me.
There was also a flying shark trying to eat me which was pretty creepy, but it was straight from someone in an adjacent studio's wall.

For some reason, I thought it was a good idea to package the mashed potatoes I had made in my dream and carry the tupperware with me to my getaway vehicle, which ruins the effect of the dreams a bit when I woke up.XD

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

The most recent strange dream i can think of was this:

Me looking at a psp ad for i think a monster hunter game,

and suddenly i get sucked in the ad and start fighting dragons with frank west.

Don't ask.

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

The most recent strange dream i can think of was this:

Me looking at a psp ad for i think a monster hunter game,

and suddenly i get sucked in the ad and start fighting dragons with frank west.

Don't ask.

 

[guidance]

I had dream where I was being attacked by a giant flying slug that shoots salt. I kept telling myself to wake up but my eyes hurt to much to open. I have never poured salt onto a slug.

 

[LadyTiamat]

i dreamed of a giant (blue whale x6) rainbow fish that tried to eat the ship i was on

 

[Kaymish]

yep i had a really messed up dream last night i just cant remember any of it which was really annoying because i saw where i put my car keys which i have lost
i woke up this morning thinking that was weird but all the details leaked away as i tried to remember which has been happening more often recently normally i would either remember the whole dream or not remember anything at all
perhaps a dream diary like ipunchfaces [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.310713-Messed-up-dreams#12567730]does would be useful

 

[Alphakirby]

The recent fucked up dream I've had, involved strapping Twilight Sparkle down and sawing off her horn. I've had several really, really bad dreams involving the main cast from MLP...

Care for some hmmmm,cupcakes

Sometimes,your mind just acts as if it's on LSD all the time. Sometimes it's good,sometimes it's weird,and sometimes you're running for your life from a manbearpig.

 

[standokan]

I once had a dream in which my father died of cancer, I haven never been so relieved to wake up.

 

[PoweD]

Kane and Lynch dropped off at a huge park during a massacre by guys in blue 50's overalls, Kane and Lynch get M4's by killing one badly trained soldier, killing everybody else and taking ammunition you can handle.You steal a 50's flatbed truck and you escape by shooting the 50's blue overall guys armored trucks in the tires, making them fall into a nearby river.You eventually escape town and come to a "From Dust" clan village/clothing store, they accept you and after blue overall guys come they kill all the people except Kane Lynch and the village elder.He tells you that the world is coming to an end and that blue overall guys are rivals of their village.The ground starts to shake and the village is separated from the country.Next morning, there is nothing on the horizon and the village is floating.

I know, some fucked up shit i dreamed, but id think it would be a fun game to play if it done correctly.

 

[The Dreamer]

No specifically scary dreams come to mind, but in three-fourths of all my dreams, all my teeth fall out, even when its not relevant, like when I'm just dreaming about sitting in a meadow or running from bears, etc. Maybe my subconscious is telling me I need to brush more... nah.

 

[Rolav]

And as a child I always had these things where I'd wake up and open my eyes but I wouldn't be able to move or talk because my body had decided it wasn't ready to get up yet. Scared the shit out of me, and now I have a fear of losing control of my body (thus I don't drink, or do other things that could possibly have me lose control. Not necessarily drugs).

you probably already looked thi up, but if not, what you where going through is known as hypnopomp or postdormital sleep paralysis (sleep paralysis that happens when waking up). and your lucky cause it often accompanied by very vivid hallucinations, which is beleived to be the source of many claims of hauntings, vampire attacks, possessions, and alien abductions.

as for weird dreams i posted these before in a similar threat awhile back but ill repost them here: my dream involves me as a carrot with just a face sticking out of the ground. Suddenly theres a loud thud in the distance behind me. my face rotates around the outside of the carrot to see, and its a giant pink cute smiling bunny walking towards me. As panic sets in I try to get out of the ground (failing cause i dont have arms) and screaming at the top of my lungs. closer and closer the bunny gets as my screams get more frantic and blood curdling, untill finally the bunny gets to me, pulls me out of the ground and as Im heading into the darkness of its mouth its suddenly lifeted like a curtain, and theres the old 20the century fox logo, changed to say "20th century SUCKS to be you!" music and all.

also, I have this one dream once a month where i walk through a door to find myself sitting in a big ornate chair in front of a fireplace in what looks to be a study of some sort, wearing a nice robe, smoking a pipe (I dont even smoke), and reading a newspaper. i look up at myself and simply say "I've got nothing tonight, come back tomorrow night." at which point I wake up.

 

[David Huff]

One of my messed up dreams was i was playing modern warfare but it was like really life and i was climbing the mountain as Roach and Mactavish goes to rescue me and says "Roach no!!!!" just like in the game and grabs me and throws me off the cliff.