Messed up dreams.

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Quaxar

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I don't really remember dreams in general.

But I happen to account one wherein I was in a high-speed chase between two let's call them "exploration drills" basically like this shitty thing from The Core. I happened somewhere under the earth surface too.
I never felt a greater badass than this moment. Then I woke up.
 

SD-Fiend

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jeez these comments make me wish i would dream more often.
 

Redout9122

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Th3Ch33s3Cak3 said:
I once had a dream where I was living in a country with no free-healthcare.

Thank God I woke up.
Where did you wake up?Mars? Because there is no country on Earth with free healthcare.

Well, once I wasn't myself and did some really awful things in a dream. Just two really.

It was genuinely disturbing. I woke up and my heart was pounding and I was sweating bullets.
 

ThatLankyBastard

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Recently I had a dream that I was abducted and was being tortured by an old man with an exacto-knife... and i didn't wake up until well into the torturing...

...But the best dream I ever had was a couple of months back! I had a dream that I was given Lelouch's Geass power (or to the non-nerds here, the power to simply tell anyone to do something and they'll do it without question)

...needless to say, It was abused...

...fantastic dream!!!
 

LITE992

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This was a recurring dream a few years ago. Some criminals were outrunning the Miami police to... deliever cookies to grandma.
 

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kickassfrog said:
I once had a dream where a huge evil gorilla ate somebody, so the space marines landed and thus began a huge battle between them and evil animals.
Funny. I just watched Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

Good movie. Being eaten is now highly probable.
 

dead.juice

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You want fucking weird? How bout this?
I was shopping at some cheap second-hand store, and all a sudden, I was nude. My mom and my little brother kept shopping, as I scavenged for some pants. I made my way to the cellar to look for pants, but my parent/little brother found me, and they began to ascend the nearby stairs (paralyzingly awkward) to out back the store, as I cried out in fear. They freaked out on purpose and left me there.
 

TiloXofXTanto

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Last night I dreamed I was an immense beast, floating in darkness. I knew nothing of the surface world until I fell in love with the majesty of colors.

Did I? or was that someone else?
 

HazzaH

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Most of my dreams are either nice or reoccurring themes of camping or getting lost in a strange house, but I once dreamed there was a blue dead girl on my bedroom floor, and when I went over and poked her in the forehead it squished inwards as if she were a water balloon.

This other time I had a dream where some people had tied up this woman to a chair, cut off the face of a pig and put it on her face like some kind of gory mask, and were throwing buckets of blood over her as she screamed. That one was unsettling.

(I'm a very gentle and lovely person IRL, really!)
 

Kinkaido

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When I was a little kid, I once had a dream where I woke up. Then my mom came in to wake me up, only she had the head of a cat for some reason. Then this scene repeated several times before I finally woke up for real. Still have no idea what to make of it.
 

Death God

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I have had a fair amount of weird, messed up dreams but the weirdest was a reoccurring dream I have once a year for 5 years of being chased down by a man-eating slug through various countries. So, I know weird dreams very well indeed.
 

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I've had several weird dreams (not including "scary" in weird). One I had recently was where I was travelling around with some girl named Nalia who looked like a Dark Seducer from Oblivion. She had this magical nose-ring that would appear whenever she made a circle with her hands, and it would do exactly what a good plot-device does (i.e. whatever is necessary to move the story along). After breaking into a house, we were joined by two other guys who I swear were ODSTs. Then the wooden floor collapsed and we wound up in a sewer full of zombies.
Somehow, I got my hands on powdered lithium (yes, I know that lithium is technically a metal, but a little thing showed up whenever I looked at the powder that said "lithium," so lithium it was), and discovered that throwing it onto zombies caused their heads to explode. We then proceeded fight our way out of the sewer using the lithium supply that kept on refilling.
It was at about this time that suddenly came to the realization that I was in the Matrix, so I found this really nice-looking cigarette lighter (no, I don't smoke) and used it. This, for no explainable reason, set off a tiny nuclear bomb hidden inside the lighter, which woke me up.
As it turned out, I was not in the Matrix, but rather had been inside one of the Tranquility Loungers from Fallout 3. I moved past all of the other pods and out of the Vault.
As I left Casey's Garage and stood blinking in the sunlight--I woke up to my mom shining a flashlight in my eyes. The power had gone out and we were going somewhere early that morning.
In retrospect, that was a pretty awesome dream.
 

Kinkaido

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dvd_72 said:
One in which I would jump down the staircase in our house, landing safely on the bottom
I used to have this dream, too. Everything had a weird blue tint, I would walk down the hallway, jump down the stairs, and then the dream would end right before impact.
 

The Good Doctor

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My adventure as a purple Power Ranger that transformed into a rainbow-shitting giraffe and killed zombies by kicking them in the nuts. And I could make other people into rangers. Fucking awesome. Nyan Cat ftw.
 

TheBoulder

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I always have weird dreams. The last one I had happened just last night.

First I was watching a movie with some other people in the room. It was a horror movie about a monster that kept popping up that had this person's face:
I tagged on late and tried to asked what happened, but everyone was a dick and made me search it up online. When I went on my laptop, the government told me to go wipe out a village of rebels. When I got there, it turned out to be one of those Christmas elf replica villages. When I went inside, I turned into Afro Samurai and started to slice everyone up. No one was doing anything about it though, they were just smiling and having a good time. I then went up to an older woman who looked like Wynne from DA:O an tried to cut her throat. I swung the blade into her neck about ten times, but all that it left was some blue, glowing lines. Someone said something to me, then suddenly the older woman became a quadruple amputee.

It was a pretty weird dream.
 

zajohnson

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I can still remember a dream I had one night...
I died during a nuclear holocaust in the middle of my sleep, but was later resurrected by God to fight off radioactive zombies along with a lot of other people to claim New Earth.
I almost wanted to make it into a book ^^
I remember a whole lot more than that, it was the most complex thing I have EVER dreamed.