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Josh Diaz

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i had a dream where is was having sex with a girl i liked,but when i pulled out she turned into my little brother and followed that up with "why did you stop" in my mom's voice all while my dad was filming and my sister was directing. then it turned serbian film and i decapitated it.....
 

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I once had a dream where I was horribly ill and my parents put me in the shower to help me cope with it. Then they started to force feed me acid packets. One after another after another.... I was freaking out so bad I slipped and impaled myself on the shower curtain. Also, Pinkie Pie was sitting on my toilet, laughing at me.

It was weird.....
 

Amphoteric

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FirstToStrike said:
I once had a dream where I was horribly ill and my parents put me in the shower to help me cope with it. Then they started to force feed me acid packets. One after another after another.... I was freaking out so bad I slipped and impaled myself on the shower curtain. Also, Pinkie Pie was sitting on my toilet, laughing at me.

It was weird.....
Not once have I ever had a dream involving ponies. Although I have had Derren Brown, Dara O Brian and the Loading Ready Run people standing outside a building in Texas.

I did have a dream where I was on the moon in a car. I then Went through the windshield and got sawed in half. I remember it feeling quite pleasant though...
 

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I'm sure I'm not alone in this...

Sometimes I get dreams where for some reason I need to run away or fight someone. But if I try to run, my legs don't respond. Or I move like I'm underwater. If I fight, my punches are incredibly weak or the person I'm fighting is invincible.

I wonder what this means. Something about not having control or power over my life?
 

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If I eat jalapeños right before bed, my dreams consist of flashy colours. Then I wake up and have to go to the toilet.
My weirdest dream was when I was in Doom (you know, the DOS one from the 90s). I was on the first level, but the floor was acid except for one part. Couldn't move. That dream sucked.
 

TonyVonTonyus

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Wierd dream...lets see theres a lot of them. Here's one. Someone I liked got me a job as a lifeguard at a park where there was no pool and then short fat japanese children with no shirts posing as the yakuza tried to kill me as we swashbuckled from slides.
 

DJ_DEnM

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I remember one that I had the same day for three years (I was young) that I met Jirachi. The Pokémon. In a house I had no idea about.

The year after the last one I was waiting for that dream and in never came. I was disappointed >_<.
 

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my city (which is no where near an ocean) was over seiged by dolphins and the only survivors were me, my dad, and queen elizebeth the 2
 

Jacob1707

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I had a nightmare that there was no BBQ sauce on my lunch. You can see I have my priorities straight.
 

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My fear of escalators is based off a nightmare I had when I was a sophomore in high school.

I had a dream about my then best friend, a kid named Roy, getting killed by one. Yeah, like the escalator rant in Mall Rats.

Haven't ridden one since. I'm terrified of them.
 

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Zarkov said:
Well, to be honest, you have an amazing ability to remember dreams. (Everyone has messed up dreams. It's just that they can't remember them.)

About the most weird dream I've had was getting the shit beat out of me by the greenish looking monster guy (can't remember his name) in the Street Fighter games. And I didn't even play them that much!
His name is Blanka.

I don't remember any god damn fucked up in dream in a long time, LUCKY STREAK ME!

*if you know this please change your post so others won't keep telling you, its on the first page of this thread.*
 

Tselis

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Well..., I was taking a nap yesterday and I had a kinda creepy dream. I dreamed that there was someone standing over me, watching me sleep. I never actually saw them either. It was like I was looking through their eyes, watching them watch me. The view point kept shifting too, like the person watching me was moving in a jerk-y circle around me. The light kept getting dimmer, but really slowly. What really bothered me though, and caused me to wake up, was the whispering. Whoever it was, was whispering at me, as well as watching me. Mind you, whispering AT me, not too, no, AT.

So there you go. Not very messed up, but as close as I normally come to it.
 

Spambot 3000

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I don't really remember my dreams, unless they're 'those' type of dreams. (You know which ones I'm talking about)
 

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Th3Ch33s3Cak3 said:
I once had a dream where I was living in a country with no free-healthcare.

Thank God I woke up.
I once had a dream where people hyphenate words for no reason.
 

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IpunchFaces said:
I usually keep a dream diary at my beside. More often than not, I find that I've written down things on it and have no recollection of doing so.

One of the more creepy things I wrote was 'THE BLOOD OF MAN WHO SEEKS HIS IMAGE', in all caps. I'm guessing I had quite the fucked-up dream that time.
That's some Lovecraft shit, man.
OT:Lots of my dreams lately have mostly me saying sorry to people I routinely encounter. Though when I was a kid I remember having darker dreams, and legit mind fucks. I once had a dream where I was watching horrible torturer but could close my eyes. In another I was taken hostage by the villains from Power Rangers who escaped in my parents old minivan. The 90's is the only reason a dream like that could exist.
 

TheScientificIssole

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IpunchFaces said:
I usually keep a dream diary at my beside. More often than not, I find that I've written down things on it and have no recollection of doing so.

One of the more creepy things I wrote was 'THE BLOOD OF MAN WHO SEEKS HIS IMAGE', in all caps. I'm guessing I had quite the fucked-up dream that time.
That's some Lovecraft shit, man.
OT:Lots of my dreams lately have mostly me saying sorry to people I routinely encounter. Though when I was a kid I remember having darker dreams, and legit mind fucks. I once had a dream where I was watching horrible torturer but could close my eyes. In another I was taken hostage by the villains from Power Rangers who escaped in my parents old minivan. The 90's is the only reason a dream like that could exist.
 

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Climbing up a block tower that was collapsing.

Considering I had been playing Catherine that night, I was UTTERLY BRICKING MYSELF. I actually did fall, but I fell through some sort of power orb, kitting me out in a Varia suit, where I could just Screw Attack the momentum out so the fall didn't kill me.

Fanboyism of Metroid saved me.

Also, I had another gaming related dream.

A hybrid of Tetris, Bejeweled Twist and Sudoku.

My brain still strains when I try to understand the rules of it. It's seriously like the puzzle version of looking at an Eldritch Horror. Your brain just does not WANT to understand it.
 

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I've had several, possibly uncountable dreams about dying in tornadoes, probably because that's something i'm afraid of.
 

Lance Arrow

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I remember going to sleep while whiskey drunk once, and I dreamed something so weird I was still laughing while I tweeted about it.

Basically, I dreamt I was following a man walking down a street in a 3rd person over-the-shoulder type view (much like in fallout 3), he was having a monologue which I can't remember now, but at one point the man shouted in the middle of the street to everyone who was there: "I'M A FURRY!" and he keeps walking.
People around him look at him, laugh at him, tell him he needs professional help (even make animal noises to mock him). The guy doesn't care, he just keeps on walking. You know that drawn, animated 'haters gonna hate' GIF imagine? Like that.
Then all of a sudden we go to my own backyard, and it switches back to 1st person mode, and I get to watch all those people mocking me, as if I just yelled that I was a furry.
I flip all those people the bird, and then I wake up.

What did I win?

I'm not a furry btw