Messing with Milo

[E-mantheseeker]

I'm sure this idea has been done before concerning Project Natal's Milo. But after I imagined myself telling Milo to punch himself and other "mean" things I realized Milo is just a child, (not sure how old he's supposed to be) and being a child, there are much funnier ways to mess with the head of this kid.

One idea I came up with was to genuinely interact with him the way I am supposed to becoming his friend, and one day when he's talking to me I say in a very straight voice, "Milo, I do not exist" and seeing how he could possibly handle that.

This doesn't fall into the category of inappropriate commands Peter Moleyneux has probably prepared for like telling Milo to "go fuck yourself" so the possible reaction from Milo could be very interesting.

So I ask, what other ways can you think of to mess with Milo's mind in a clever way?

 

[APPCRASH]

There is no way they can create a response for every question or statement you have.

 

[HotShooter]

Take off your pants. Ha, you can't, just like I thoug..... wait you have that option?

 

[walls of cetepedes]

"Milo, you are aware that you are not real? You are simply a bunch of lines of code."

(Continue in this vein)

 

[Pandalisk]

Im a the only one who fears that this will be like SkyNet?

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Rock out with your cock out.
Seriously though, probably messing with his "mind". That, or kick him into the lake while he's bent over the dock, looking into the water. Or, going Gordon Freeman and using a crowbar to smack him around. Oh god, I can tell I'm gonna have a fun time with Milo...

Why don't you be more like Gordo by just being silent and staring at him?

 

[Simalacrum]

hmmmmmm... well, I could tell him that the console he exists on is infact very unstable and is known to often break, and that therefore he could infact vanish from existence at any given moment... aaaah the fun I'd have with him...

 

[ScarlettRage]

Rock out with your cock out.
Seriously though, probably messing with his "mind". That, or kick him into the lake while he's bent over the dock, looking into the water. Or, going Gordon Freeman and using a crowbar to smack him around. Oh god, I can tell I'm gonna have a fun time with Milo...

Why don't you be more like Gordo by just being silent and staring at him?

very true

 

[drewqpublic]

Im a the only one who fears that this will be like SkyNet?

no. you are not the only one.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Rock out with your cock out.
Seriously though, probably messing with his "mind". That, or kick him into the lake while he's bent over the dock, looking into the water. Or, going Gordon Freeman and using a crowbar to smack him around. Oh god, I can tell I'm gonna have a fun time with Milo...

Why don't you be more like Gordo by just being silent and staring at him?

I said I was gonna be like Gordon, not Gman. Get it right, Fat Man >:[

Um... Gman speaks, and Gordo doesn't. YOU get it right.

 

[Flap Jack452]

Im a the only one who fears that this will be like SkyNet?

...Yes

OT: I like everyone else's ideas, I'll do them all.

 

[Pandalisk]

Im a the only one who fears that this will be like SkyNet?

...Yes

OT: I like everyone else's ideas, I'll do them all.

Your in the dark my friend, He'll get you first.

and he'll tell YOU! to do annoying things and have conversations regarding your mother and/or Genitalia, because thats where it all heads down with thses things, we must always try and mindfuck with the Bots.

 

[soren7550]

I'll probably set my creepy oldest brother on him and get him to tell Milo that he's going to have sex with him. Yes, I can see how this is wrong on so many levels, but I'm interested to see how the little dork will react to a guy who looks like a 50+ year old Vietnam veteran saying how he's going to have sex with him. (creepy thing is, my brother might actually try this. Hell, he'll hump anything if it sits still long enough.)