Messing with people

[mattttherman3]

So I'm on a dating website, and if someone messages me that I'm not interested in, instead of ignoring and making them feel bad, I send back something so ridiculous they think I am crazy, so I get a laugh and they are glad they don't get to meet me.

Here are some examples:

SMURFS RULE THE SEVEN SEAS! spread the word! They blend in with the water and just attack unsuspecting ships. That's who the somalli pirates really are! They are lead by Smurffette who is their Queen and only female. She lays with any smurf who has a killcount over 20! Spread the word, THE SEAS ARE NOT SAFE!!!



And #2 Did you know that when the planets align the staples of the pages that are stapled become undone because of the magnetism of saturns rings amplified by the rays of the sun and the intellect of billions?

Please give me some examples of how you mess with people, as I find it amusing!

 

[Robot Number V]

I just went to Omegle and had the following conversation. Not sure if counts as messing with people, but I think it's still relevant:

Spoiler: Spoilered for Neatness

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello.
You: I would like to know about your species for totally innocent reasons.
Stranger: interesting. tell me more
Stranger: what would you like to know?
You: Well, I am from the planet of Crabular 7, and we....are running a survey.
Stranger: Yes, yes. Do tell,
You: How close do you think you guys are to getting say....Oblivion Detonation Weapons?
You: Again, this survey is totally innocent.
You: Definitely not preparing an invasion.
Stranger: oohhh im afraid that is classified informatio
Stranger: n
You: Ha! I bet you don't even know what they are.
You: Man, this is gonna be so easy....
Stranger: thats what you think
You: What....What does that mean?
Stranger: Oh but I think you know what that means
You: Interesting.
You: We have giant robot crabs.
You: Just saying.
You: Thought it was relevant.
Stranger: Let's just say that if I were your planet, I'd sleep with one eye open
You: We sleep with many eyes open. I do not see how this is rele....Oh, you only have two. I see. How...quaint.
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: touche bretheren
You: I hope to meet you in the field of battle, good sir.
You: It would be an honor to tear you in half with my giant pincers.
Stranger: GOOD MORROW SIR
You: UNTIL THEN
You have disconnected.