Never had this problem because every year I made sure to establish several places I could legitimately go instead of study hall. I guess you could set up a series of cell phones to ring.
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Study hall is a class (not one of your normal classes. You don't get a choice, it's just a thing you have to go to some days), that some retarted schools have in which you do homework. That's it. At least at mine, the teachers are anal about it and force you to stay quiet and work on something even if you don't have any work (I think it's cause the vice principal checks in sometimes).Red Right Hand said:
It's a waste of time. Luckily, in my school, Juniors and Seniors get to skip it legitimately, so I just go home.
Eh, just behave really pleasantly all of a sudden. Perplexing as hell, and it'll let you get away with SOME stuff.
Seriously though, just bring in a book and read that. Any book at all. That'll mess with her for sure.
Seriously though, just bring in a book and read that. Any book at all. That'll mess with her for sure.
Release squirrels into her desk. They will jump out and run around playfully. Everyone will have a fun time.
Not just nice... TOO nice.steevee said:
The painful nice.
The, "I hate you," nice.
I like it.
Any complaints on her part would be silenced with a simple, "But what did I do WRONG?!" *insert sad eyes* "I was just trying to be a good student."
Or get everyone to stare at her all the time and always use the same phrase "I'm only giving you complete and full attention Mrs. [insert teachers name here]" In a dull monotone and everyone always speaks in a dull monotone. Here's the kicker whenever you talk in said monotone i.e. all the time do kermit the frog armsLullabye said:
Ha, now there's a good idea.Paulie92 said:
In middle school my class already tried the "ALL AT ONCE" monotone thing. Any time a teacher or someone would come in looking for someone else, we'd all swivel our heads in their direction and say "We killed them". Stops working after a while. Even the teachers stopped caring....
I can't tell if this is serious or not but I'm gonna say it's not.Amnestic said:
OT: I have an idea, how about you do something that Randall Graves would do.
I lol'd.PayJ567 said:
When I want to mess with teachers, my watch has a strange tendency to reflect light, so I shine it in their eyes or on their book if they are reading.
If you do what I described then the computer will still look normal as the background is actually a screenshot of the computer when it is logged in but not running any programs but you will not actually be able to interact with the shortcuts on your desktop or with the taskbar which infuriates and horribly confuses people who are unaware of this trick. Needless to say if you can pull it off properly and the teacher doesn't know what has happened hilarity will ensue.Stryc9 said:
With all this said I am really glad my study hall teacher just brought in his old Xbox and we would play Forza with him. He always beat me sadly. Good thing too because the computer in his room was a mac and so this trick wouldn't work on his comp. At least not the way I describe it you could probably do something similar.
I had a high school teacher who hated repetitive noises. She freaked when people tapped a pencil or drummed their fingers on a desk or popped their knuckles. I took the opportunity to hide a metronome in the ceiling tiles prior to class. She started crying after about 5 minutes. Fucking epic.
I agree; it's just a study hall teacher. What are you, a kinder gardener? MATH teachers, now those can be trouble at times. Especially if your a slacker. I recommend finding better teachers to find torment from AND THEN ask for advise.Cheveyo said:
If this was your second semester and I am guessing it is not since its only September unless you have a whacked out school schedule I would tell you to start taking some responsibility. Since you are not I am going to tell you this. SKIP THE CLASS. If there is a class room above it and you are able to open the window and fit through get a ninja costume and rapel down the side of the building past the window and throw a stink bomb in as you run away. If not skip with a friend and make a life size doll of yourself. (this will only work if there is a window above your class.) Have your friend run into the room and say that the teacher was killing all your fun so now you must kill yourself and throw the life size doll out the window and have it fall past the window.Shamgarr said:
I used to break chairs. I am way over the weight limit on the old ones at my high school. If there is a chair with a broken or missing book rack, all I have to do is drop down hard and the legs bend and the chair flattens. But that could actually get you in trouble.
Junior year in high school we actually made a teacher cry, funny as hell but sad at the same time. He quit that year too; got replaced by some old a-hole.
But if you have to ask things to do...that's kinda sad, just do random shit; teacher left class for a while once, we reversed the classroom. We even moved her desk and bookshelf, that was some heavy shit.
But then another part of me says grow up...but that part of me needs to mind it's own business.
Junior year in high school we actually made a teacher cry, funny as hell but sad at the same time. He quit that year too; got replaced by some old a-hole.
But if you have to ask things to do...that's kinda sad, just do random shit; teacher left class for a while once, we reversed the classroom. We even moved her desk and bookshelf, that was some heavy shit.
But then another part of me says grow up...but that part of me needs to mind it's own business.
