Metal Gear Solid

[Krantos]

The baby isn't real guys and girls. The strips not funny, nor clever nor nice, but the writer didn't actually kill a baby. So let's not make a big deal out of something so trivial, hmm?

I don't think anyone's getting upset about it. We're just pointing out that it was a very poor attempt at dark humor that just fell on it's face.

These are darkly funny dead baby jokes: http://www.skrause.org/humor/deadbaby.shtml

This strip was not funny.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

This is almost as bad as a certain miscarriage comic...

not funny Grey :|

 

[Xan Krieger]

Is there anyone here who seriously wouldn't shake a baby for items? No? I thought so. I laughed, then again I'm also a horrible person.

Looks like snake finally

*puts on glasses*

Put that one to bed. YYYYEEEAAAHHHHH!

I'm a horrible person.

I applaud this but sadly I'm out of cookies to give.

 

[Darth_Payn]

So is the punchline that he only knows how to choke, or that he killed the baby because he fears patricide? I disagree with the reading that it was to get items. Help me out here.

I'm a huge player of Metal Gear.

I too play Metal Gear and am very large.

... Huh.

Yeah.

Well, this strip really was a critical miss.

Hah! In the event of a lame strip, i can always count on the commenters to be funnier!

Bit harsh

Yes, even this comment was funnier. How did Corey and Grey het off their game today?

captcha: A Herring!

 

[XandNobody]

So, let me get this strait, it's a dead baby joke, that forgot the joke?

I, um, yea I held on to this comic for a while but I think I'm out. I mean, don't get me wrong, not offended by the joke even though I ought to be, it's just a dead baby joke is the one you do when you have nothing else, and to then screw it up? Meh. There are other web-comics.

Also, aware, he doesn't care that I'm done, and aware he probably won't read this, was just stating an opinion.

 

[Agente L]

We have three types of people in this topic:

Those who get the jokes in it's totality (some might find it funny or not)

Some who THINK they get the joke (but they don't), and are starting a shit storm

Those who had no idea.

Tell me, where do YOU fit?

 

[Godhead]

I liked it, however I can easily see why others would not. Dark humour is a narrow road to tread.

 

[Aurora Firestorm]

This is funny? Shaken baby syndrome is funny?

Eh. I found the items joke amusing. I also find "screaming child" or "crying baby" to be the top of my list of things that make me want to destroy something wonderful every time I hear it. Reason N why I will never have children.

I'm guessing you can identify the child lovers vs. 'GET IT AWAY FROM ME' by the nature of their comment here.

(addition: I do not advocate child murder. I also don't get sucker-punched in the brain by dead baby jokes as people who like or have kids might.)

 

[wwmcfar]

I can't believe all you fucking cry babies are bitching and whining because they went a little dark. You should all go back to your sunshine and lollypops lives and stop crying over a dead baby joke. This comic was hilarious.
And to the guy who posted the link to the dead baby jokes above and said they were "darkly funny" they're all crap, not because of the subject matter but because not one of them is even slightly funny or insightful.

 

[Hirumakage]

So many people missed the joke. Have they even played a metal gear game? At worst it's a shaken baby joke...You shake the enemies on Metal Gear to get their items. You don't kill them, you knock them out. Calm down folks

 

[Jumplion]

[HEADING=1]The baby is not actually dead. It is knocked out. Only enemies who are knocked out in MGS drop supplies. Hence why the blurb of Metal Gear Solid in the description.[/HEADING]

The joke is that the baby's not actually dead, just knocked out and that only people who really play Metal Gear Solid will get that. Only enemies who are knocked out drop supplies, so it's a subversion of what people who don't play Metal Gear Solid will think of this.

That said, I'm not quite in on this joke, and not for the reasons you think. This is a much more exclusionary joke, and it seems that the creators intentionally made a very niche joke that only a few number of people would get at the expense of most everyone else, especially when they know this kind of joke could blow up (potentially giving them traffic). I believe that one of the main no-nos of webcomics is making is that it's not good to tell inside-jokes that only a few people will get, which this essentially is.

 

[Ilikemilkshake]

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I'm not saying I agree with either of you here but saying that if you replace the main character, the victim and the punchline of a joke, you end up with something not very funny is a tad ridiculous.

If you didn't find it funny fine but at the same time no one else should have to justify why they found it funny to you.

 

[Volstag9]

"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog, you know more about it but the frog is dead."
- Someone who was funny

I hope you see my point. I didn't get it and clearly most other people didn't get it. Also people will fine this offensive whether you killed a baby or merely "incapacitated it". If your goal was to offend people and thus get exposure then good job, you succeeded.

Personally, I don't find this that funny now that I've got the joke. Am I offended? Not really.

 

[BX3]

@Jumplion: Judging from the description at the bottom, I'm guessing half of the joke is supposed to be the people that don't get it, meaning they made it so incredibly esoteric purposefully. Pretty underhanded, but hell, I'm laughing so... mission accomplished.

"We here at The Escapist do not condone child violence. We do, however, find it hilarious."

Spoiler: reference

Uncle Snake is PISSED!!

We have three types of people in this topic:

Those who get the jokes in it's totality (some might find it funny or not)

Some who THINK they get the joke (but they don't), and are starting a shit storm

Those who had no idea.

Tell me, where do YOU fit?

Would it be cheating to pick two answers? Because it was one then another for me (As is usually the case for me with these kinda jokes.

 

[lacktheknack]

Personally, I wasn't creeped out or offended, but that was a bloody terrible idea, guys.

Second panel was the worst part.

 

[Casual Shinji]

You know what would've made this comic perfect, the echo of Liquid's voice saying "Face it, you enjoy all the killing!"

Funny stuff... in a Todd Solondz sort of way.

 

[Draconalis]

Some of you may glance at the chitinous armour surrounding today's joke and call me a thoughtless monster glibly exploiting human misery for the entertainment of base strangers.

And some of us just don't get the joke...


Edit:

Ooooooooh. Shaking people gets you items.... Shaking the baby.

I get it now.

That's hilarious. Thank you forum posters for opening my eyes to the humor I was missing.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Quick Snake, Hide in the box. The monsters will go away

 

[neonsword13-ops]

[HEADING=1]The baby is not actually dead. It is knocked out. Only enemies who are knocked out in MGS drop supplies. Hence why the blurb of Metal Gear Solid in the description.[/HEADING]

THANK YOU!

Jeezus people, lighten up. He didn't kill the baby, just knocked it out for another "naptime".

OT: I thought it was great.

 

[LavaLampBamboo]

The sarcastic comments at the end always ruin it. We get that you don't take no shit when creating your own web comic.

That's fine, we get it. Don't need to pretend its so crazy or so edgy that you have to head off some sort of fan rage by making the first hit by being sarcastic.

That's beside that I don't really get the comic, though I didn't play MGS.

I concur. We get it. You're an independent artist and you can do what you like.

Doesn't make it funny though.