MetroidNutQuest 2012

[MetroidNut]

>Orphan: Hurl the knight far into the future, where your evil is law.

The ORPHAN does not take orders from you! But, fortunately enough, it was already planning on tossing the KNIGHT TEMPLAR into the future. Not to the point where its EVIL is LAW, admittedly, but far enough for its purposes.

>KT: Land on top of our wounded protagonist.

You don't have a lot of choice in the matter!

>KT: Kick Minigun into ORPHAN'S face, then pick up and shoot up the plot rails.

The ORPHAN is eight hundred years in the past! And any PLOT RAILS were thoroughly destroyed several moments ago, when INTENDED PLOT ARC MEDIEVALQUEST 2012 was, to the surprise of the AUTHOR, cut violently short by a player suggestion I decided to follow through on, with the character of the KNIGHT TEMPLAR (intended to be a one-off PROTAGONIST-OF-THE-WEEK) set to potentially become a MAIN CHARACTER in METROIDNUTQUEST 2012!

Or DIE IN FUTILITY. Whichever's funnier.

 

[SamuelT]

KT & MN: View ghastly trio of possible cop-like antagonists storming into the hall. Take a day or two, it's fine. I'm sure the image will be there in a day or two.

DAY

OR

TWO

 

[Robert632]

>KT:Use mingun to forcibly convert the DYING PROTAGONIST under you.

 

[MetroidNut]

KT & MN: View ghastly trio of possible cop-like antagonists storming into the hall. Take a day or two, it's fine. I'm sure the image will be there in a day or two.

Ok. After all, you've got...

TIME.

Which is good because it'll probably take a day or two for METROIDNUT to gather enough strength to raise his head briefly, and for KNIGHT TEMPLAR to figure out he's not looking the right way.

 

[MetroidNut]

>KT:Use mingun to forcibly convert the DYING PROTAGONIST under you.

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS HIM

>MetroidNut: Note weird flickering things in above image.

Damn RUSSIANS. Always ruining my GIF FILES.

 

[Robert632]

KT>Use the POWER OF CHRIST to fully heal the DYING MAIN CHARACTER.

 

[MetroidNut]

>KT: Use the POWER OF CHRIST to fully heal the DYING MAIN CHARACTER.

You still lack the GOLD for a CHURCH-SANCTIONED PRAYER! After all, you've never heard of MARTIN LUTHER! You decide you'll try BEATING the required GOLD out of this kid.

 

[Robert632]

>KT: Use SHOVEL to dig a hidey hole for KT and DYING MAN.

 

[Pappytech]

>KT's platemail: Be surprisingly adept at deflecting bullets.

 

[MetroidNut]

>KT: Use SHOVEL to dig a hidey hole for KT and DYING MAN.

You SHOW THE GROUND YOUR DIGS.

 

[MetroidNut]

>KT's platemail: Be surprisingly adept at deflecting bullets.

Luckily, you are lined with the strongest materials the MIDDLE AGES had to offer! Specifically, a MAGICAL CONCOCTION, its formula known only to the WIZARD who created it! He called it "KEVLAR".

 

[Pappytech]

>Deflected bullets: Slightly annoy Dirk's SIS.

 

[MetroidNut]

>Deflected bullets: Slightly annoy Dirk's SIS.

You're pretty sure she's just amused.

Meanwhile, the KNIGHT TEMPLAR has finished delicately crafting the HOLE OF SANCTUARY! Unfortunately, due to his poor SHOVELMANSHIP, it is only large enough to hold one person!

 

[Pappytech]

Um... if no one else is going to post, I guess I might as well throw out another one?

>KT: Stuff that DYING GUY in the hole.

 

[CJ1145]

>Vaudevillian Extraordinaire Charlie Chaplin: Use the power of comedy to heal this dying young man.

 

[Olas]

KT: Timetravel forward to the year 2015.