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MGG=REVIEWS-RE REVIEWS-MASS EFFECT

So while your at home getting ready for bed some insane computer created man with no other use but flying ships and scoring with chicks(omg I'm turning into Yahtzee), is going around saving the galaxy.
If you didn't know that then you really have got to get the game or something similar like star wars or x reunion.

Anyway, You play as commander Shepperd ,a man going throe serious middle age crisis, who has been given a vision of certain doom of his kind
(or in other words a chance to become famous and have a big ship with loads of money and two chicks that fight over him or her),he set out fighting anything that gets in his way whether that be talking them into submission or blowing there brains out with a pistol.

With the game slowly progressing throe the story and nearly the hole universe blaming you for what ever happens to them, you still want to play the game again for some unknown reason, maybe it that affect you get rpgs give you. The feeling that you missed something while playing the game so you replay it again and again and again until your 360 blows up to tell you that it is bored of this game now.

When playing the game i was driving a SUV in a random planet (i will add a poll to this) called the MAKO- MORONS AGAINST KAKA OVERLORD,
anyway having drove this thing into a hole then leaving it there, i then realized that it was the only way back on to my ship now by the point i realized that i was half a mile away from it i then got bored and reloaded the game and started from a new save.

anyway ill stop now because someone is most likely gonna read my review
and pick out all my flauds and mistakes not that I'm against that in fact that helps
ILL SHUT UP NOW!!!

GAMEPLAY-9
STORY-9

REALLY GOOD GAME

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MGG=REVIEWS

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my other reviews have been terrible so i though i would change the way i write them and plus i write them much faster
 

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MGG=REVIEWS said:
my other reviews have been terrible so i though i would change the way i write them and plus i write them much faster
Maybe you should slow down. Think before you write. Spell check it. Make some senese of it. Stop double posting and don't write with caps lock turned on!!!!
 

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[a href=http://www.planetoid.org/grammar_for_geeks/youre_vs_your.html]Your vs You're[/a]

[a href=http://owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/resource/592/01/]Capitalization is fun![/a]

[a href=http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=throe]I don't think "throe" means what you think it means.[/a]

[a href=http://www.wsu.edu:8080/~brians/errors/their.html]They're going to pile their bodies over there![/a]

Yes, I KNOW they sound the same (being [a href=http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/homonym]homonyms[/a] and all, it happens), but [a href=http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/hole]hole[/a] is not the same as [a href=http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/whole]whole[/a].

[a href=http://www.writersblock.ca/tips/monthtip/tipsep99a.htm]Effect versus Affect[/a]

*sob*I don't know if I can even keep going. "Flauds" isn't even a word. A witty new word made out of fraudulent and flaws? Yeah, let's go with that. It makes me want to gouge my brain out less.

And for this last bit, I'll just let the fine gents at Penny Arcade handle it, because they've done a far better job than I will ever be able to. Yes, there are 5 of them. Yes, all of them are equally important. [a href=http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/10/11]Punctuation[/a] [a href=http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/07/07]is[/a] [a href=http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/11/03]fun[/a]. [a href=http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/04/18]No[/a] [a href=http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/09/02]fooling[/a].
 

soladrin

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here's a tip, try adding some CONTENT to your reviews. Anyone who reads this will have no clue about what you wanted to say.
 

PurpleRain

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MORONS AGAINST KAKA OVERLORD. Is that some club I can join? Cause i really don't want to.

Just remember jokes that you laugh to in your head, may not be laughed at by the general public.
 

MGG=REVIEWS

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more problems, well i have read other reviews like you asked spellchecked it and there is still more problems, just tell me everything i am doing wrong because i am just making an ass of myself if i am just writing reviews and then you find more problems.
 

Peter Blackhat

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This is the internet, in case anyone has neglected to mention this little bit of information to you, so if you want someone to criticize you mercilessly for free I believe you came to the right place.
 

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I've read some of your other reviews and I'm not quite sure this is an improvement, while it's nice that you're taking criticism and acting on it (you'd be surprised by how many people refuse to do this) I'm not quite sure this is the direction you want to take. The gag about driving your car into a hole made me chuckle but your review consists entirely of:

1. A plot introduction,

2. A few jokes,

3. A short story of your personal experience,

4. A score.

A little more detail would have been nice, tell us what you liked and disliked about the game, go into depth about the game-play mechanics, that sort of thing. By the way, no matter what you do, people are going to point out problems, try not to see it as an insult, see it as a way to improve your work. I know you haven't received much positive feedback but please continue!
 

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Yosharian said:
i was sure these review posts were the work of a cunning troll but after reading this one i'm not so sure...
i still think its GFW's shawn elliot or someone like him...