MGS3 Snake Eater HD Remake Announced.

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The Lunatic

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In an unusual turn of events, a trailer for a new MGS game has appeared, which seems to be a HD remake of MGS3 Snake eater.



There's only one problem...

IT'S A FUCKING PACHINKO GAME.
 

Saelune

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Was going to say, we already had a MGS3 HD remake.
 

Neurotic Void Melody

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Yeah, saw this on Jim's FB post. The effort put into those cutscenes must have been more than their jobsworth. I'm numb to this kind of shit though. Rareware ruined my innocence a long time ago. It's better to just let go. Even of your wallets...you got any wallets?
 

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I'm still in a dream...PACHINKO EATERRRRRR! Actual remakes using the Fox engine would be pretty neat, though.
 

thewatergamer

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HIT THE LEVER!

Ahh Konami, I pray that the poor withered husks of the various franchises you have imprisoned one day find peace, be that in the hands of a game studio that actually gives a damn, or just not having anything done with them, either would work for me
 

EHKOS

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I'm going to choose to look on the bright side and say it looks beautiful. So what we got out of it was some MGS3 cutscenes remade in the FOX engine.
 

Adam Jensen_v1legacy

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This is so disgusting. For a split second there I had hope. Hope that HD remake would make its way to the PC. But nope. FUCK KONAMI!
 

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Fuck Konami (naturally) but really, I couldn't care less. Snake Eater was the worst game in the series. The Radar/Sonar whatever sucked, treating wounds required various different first aid items and the food gathering mechanic was fun for about five minutes.

Trying to enjoy this game was like trying to enjoy playing while being bitten by Mosquitoes,stung by bees and nibbled on by mice at the same time. Konami are welcome to this shit
 

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Xsjadoblayde said:
Yeah, saw this on Jim's FB post. The effort put into those cutscenes must have been more than their jobsworth. I'm numb to this kind of shit though. Rareware ruined my innocence a long time ago. It's better to just let go. Even of your wallets...you got any wallets?
Rareware stopped being Rareware some time after they were acquired by Microsoft. When they became more about kinect games than their traditional quality games, all the devs that made Rare great had already left. It is a great shame what happened to Rareware; the only consolation being the upcoming game Yooka-Laylee, by some of the same devs that made Banjo-Kazooie.

Worth mentioning, if you, like me, enjoy cutesy platformers, is A Hat in Time, which should be coming out sometime soon. (Just thought I'd mention it, in case you didn't already know).

EDIT: Sorry, I forgot; #FucKonami.
 

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Twinrehz said:
Rareware stopped being Rareware some time after they were acquired by Microsoft. When they became more about kinect games than their traditional quality games, all the devs that made Rare great had already left. It is a great shame what happened to Rareware; the only consolation being the upcoming game Yooka-Laylee, by some of the same devs that made Banjo-Kazooie.

Worth mentioning, if you, like me, enjoy cutesy platformers, is A Hat in Time, which should be coming out sometime soon. (Just thought I'd mention it, in case you didn't already know).

EDIT: Sorry, I forgot; #FucKonami.
I did not know, thanks for sharing! Shall look that up indeed. With companies like Rare, it would have been better close up and die with dignity, but instead their husk is being worn like a robot sock puppet by MS for their utterly senseless needs. The last game i can remember having any passion was Nuts and Bolts, even if it wasn't an expected genre for Banjo Kazooie, it still maintained their creative identity. I remember leaving school and starting college with the sole intention of studying, hoping to work in their offices as they have (or had? haven't checked in years) a very extravagant bit of land here in the UK with a unique work ethic. Time saw to it that those plans deteriorated and were shelved. It was lucky timing i guess, that could have lead to a very unfulfiliing career. There is always Yooka-Laylee...but Perfect Dark doesn't seem likely to find a successor anytime soon, nor Conker. *Le sigh*
 

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I kinda stopped caring about Konami and their pachinko-thing and when I heard about this it made no impression on me.

And then I saw the trailer. I was furious, I admit; not because we're not getting MGS3 remastered (fuck that, no more remasters, just port the games to the PC to increase their life-span and then forget the series exists), but because it feels... cheap. Insulting. Dirty.

You have a guy who has almost single-handedly carried your company through two generations of gaming. He has made a major video-game series that is tied to your company. He then develops (or at least oversees the development of) one of the best and most versatile engines currently out there. You shitcan said guy, you treat him like a criminal, you bar him from receiving his earned-awards under the threat of a lawsuit and you declare that great engine that could help create a great deal of better games in the future is something you're not interested in using ever again.

And then.

AND THEN.

You are using one of the most beloved entries in the series that guy created and you remake one of the most iconic scenes of that entry in that engine you're not using anymore or ever again-- FOR A PANCHINKO GAME. You greedy, stupid, deplorable bastards.