Michael MMO Jokes

[dfcrackhead]

So I know we've all got 'em, so lets share them.
It's an MJMMORPGWTFFTL
I have a theory everyone is going to pick the "Smooth Criminal" class
I can't wait to play a team vs. team adaptation of Capture the Flag... "Capture the Macaulay"


Please try not to do anything TOO offensive, and if you must, use spoiler tags or something.

EDIT: I wonder if the level cap will be 50... (see he died at age fifty)

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I saw on G4 yesterday the news of the MJ MMO, in case anyone's confuzled. Yes. An MMO focused on Michael Jackson.

Grinding to unlock different dance moves.

 

[The Cheezy One]

Spoiler: probably quite racist

its being head up by peter molyneux, who says he wants to make it another "black and white"

 

[dfcrackhead]

I saw on G4 yesterday the news of the MJ MMO, in case anyone's confuzled. Yes. An MMO focused on Michael Jackson.

Grinding to unlock different dance moves.

Hopefully, you can grind to unlock the grinding dance move

 

[dfcrackhead]

Spoiler: probably quite racist

its being head up by peter molyneux, who says he wants to make it another "black and white"

OHHHH That is awesome! I saw a comic where they joked someone a Leveled up to White Michael.

 

[NeedAUserName]

I hope this doesn't devolve into a cesspool of illegal activities... [sup] What I mean real world trading[/sup]

Not strictly a joke, but a comical observation

 

[Dragonborne88]

I hear, unlike most MMOs, it has a set ending so, you can indeed Beat It.

 

[dfcrackhead]

I don't want to say this game it's Bad, but it won't be a Thriller.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Psh, everyone's just gonna roll Jermaine.

 

[Space Spoons]

Well, as we all know, it's only Human Nature to make an MMO based on a phenomenon as huge as Michael. It's certainly no Dangerous venture, at least from a financial standpoint. Of course, if it does turn out to be too Off the Wall for people, I guess you can always Blame it on the Boogie.

 

[Azure-Supernova]

Tell Me I'm Not Dreamin'! I might just have to roll Speed Demon. I hope I can Beat It, reports say You Can't Win.

 

[Tharwen]

I don't want to say this game it's Bad, but it won't be a Thriller.

Well, personally I think the developers should just Beat It.

 

[Zerazar]

I would like to congratulate the Escapist on a most graceful reception of such a ridicolous game.

 

[Lusty]

In before the paedophile jokes.

 

[Ickorus]

I genuinely wonder what you're gonna be playing as, surely it's not gonna have thousands of Michael jacksons running about.

In before the paedophile jokes.

My favourite quest is the one where you bribe a jury to not convict you.

 

[Geekosaurus]

How many children will be in the game, and who will you have to be "rescuing" them from?

You joke, but there's an old Michael Jackson game where you have to go around rescuing children. I'll try to find proof.

 

[CrystalShadow]

How many children will be in the game, and who will you have to be "rescuing" them from?

You joke, but there's an old Michael Jackson game where you have to go around rescuing children. I'll try to find proof.

That would be Moonwalker, since it's also the plot of the film of the same name.

Micheal is trying to rescue a little girl called 'Suzie' from a kind of mad scientist / drug dealer, who hates children, but is determined to get them all hooked on a drug he devised.
I can't quite remember why, though I think it had to do with money.

Although, that film also suggests Micheal is a transformer...

Yeah, that was a pretty weird film.

 

[Dragunai]

How many children will be in the game, and who will you have to be "rescuing" them from?

You joke, but there's an old Michael Jackson game where you have to go around rescuing children. I'll try to find proof.

That would be Moonwalker, since it's also the plot of the film of the same name.

Micheal is trying to rescue a little girl called 'Suzie' from a kind of mad scientist / drug dealer, who hates children, but is determined to get them all hooked on a drug he devised.
I can't quite remember why, though I think it had to do with money.

Although, that film also suggests Micheal is a transformer...

Yeah, that was a pretty weird film.

My kid sister LOVED that movie. Massive MJ fan. Naturally as her older brother I ridiculed it to hell and back.

 

[Geekosaurus]

How many children will be in the game, and who will you have to be "rescuing" them from?

You joke, but there's an old Michael Jackson game where you have to go around rescuing children. I'll try to find proof.

This is what I was talking about:

 

[Furious Styles]

Just don't call yourself Macaulay Culkin, bad things will happen

The Michael Jackson MMO, The Crotch-Grabbingest Place on Earth!