Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Takes Control Of Xbox Division

SilentRonin

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After reading all this very disturbing info on coke head Steve Ballmer here, all I can say is come back Don Mattrick all is forgiven.
 

Jack Nief

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....This was their fallback guy? Are we sure there's not some ploy at work here?! LOOK AT THIS GUY!! He's terrifying!
 

sorsa

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Steve Ballmer looks like he gains the youth-like energy radiating from his eyes by devouring a fresh newborn child every morning for breakfast. I know I shouldn't judge the man's qualifications by his creepy looks, but maybe I will.

Then again his first public statement is kind of vague at best, like he barely understands what an Xbox is supposed to be.

Edit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5TFBi6Va4AQ#at=60

That's all I needed to know.. I'd be genuinely terrified to sit with Ballmer alone in a room, he strikes me as the kind of guy who'd bite off your nose if you made eye-contact for too long.
 

mysecondlife

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Unrelated but, what the heck is it up with his neckline?

Also, ouch for future of xbox if what I've heard of him is true.
 

Mangod

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mysecondlife said:
Unrelated but, what the heck is it up with his neckline?

Also, ouch for future of xbox if what I've heard of him is true.
I think that picture is a photoshop of some sort... that, or he's been getting a tan while wearing a burlap sck on his head... neither would surprise me.
 

sorsa

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Mangod said:
mysecondlife said:
Unrelated but, what the heck is it up with his neckline?

Also, ouch for future of xbox if what I've heard of him is true.
I think that picture is a photoshop of some sort... that, or he's been getting a tan while wearing a burlap sck on his head... neither would surprise me.
Please cut the man some slack, he'd just gotten back from his vacation in the sunny Texas countryside. Here's a vacation photo of him a day before the other photo was taken:

http://www.finalboss.com/fb5/avatar/10746.jpg

A man of his complexion needs to wear protection.
 

JenSeven

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Mangod said:
mysecondlife said:
Unrelated but, what the heck is it up with his neckline?

Also, ouch for future of xbox if what I've heard of him is true.
I think that picture is a photoshop of some sort... that, or he's been getting a tan while wearing a burlap sck on his head... neither would surprise me.
Photoshop.
They did a clever thing, they shopped Ballmer's head over Mattrick's body, as to imply that the face changed but what's beneath it remains the same.
The face did however turn into an overweight manic psychopath.
 

Daveman

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Wow, I didn't realise retarded monkeys were so hard to get hold of.
 

Sacman

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Adam Jensen said:
Great. The guy responsible for the mess that Microsoft's in is now in charge of Xbox. And I don't think I've ever seen someone more obviously addicted to cocaine.
Heh, well than you've never seen the guy who sits in front of me in class...<.<

OT: maybe this will put the final nail in the coffin for The Xbox... though they seemed to be doing a good job even before this...<.<
 

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*Ahem* now that is out of my system...
Ohhh, that's why I recognise him. Thank you for reminding me about that, I have the Youtube remix loop on right now; really perked up my morning.

OT: As hilarious as this undeniably is, I feel we should be talking more about Mattrick's departure to Zynga. Wasn't it them who recently laid off a shitload of staff, and are beginning to hemorrhage money? It makes you wonder why they would choose to bring in one of the key players in possibly the biggest ongoing PR disaster in video game history.