I have to admit, I'm not quite as optimistic about the Steam Boxes as I used to be (and yes, I'm still calling them Steam Boxes, just because "Steam Machines" sounds clunky and awkward).
When the announcement first broke, I somehow got the idea that Gabe was like, "Hey, console people! Want to play PC games? Don't know anything about building PCs? Don't care enough to learn? Get one of these! Forget all the numbers and technical jargon--we've got a little box, a medium box and a big box, and the only difference is how much money you want to spend." And I immediately went, "I'll take a medium, please." And that was all I needed. Because every six months, I'll get the urge to buy a gaming rig, I'll look at a website for ten minutes, my eyes will glaze over as I try to work out which numbers mean what, and then I'll give up and head back to my nice simple console.
Now the boxes are finally here, and there's like two dozen of the fucking things. And when I try to figure out what the difference is, it's all, "Well, this one has an i9-9285M gigadrive with seven thousand teraflops of GPS," and my eyes glaze over again, because it's just like PC shopping. Look, I'm not trying to get a goddamn electronics degree here--all I want, all I care about, is to get a thing that plays games. That's it.
The point is, I thought the whole concept of the Steam Box was that it'd make this simpler. If it's not going to, then I can't see many people like me bothering with it.