Mind Trick

[rokkolpo]

I convinced my mum that i had accidentally knocked up my girlfriend...what an April fools day that was.

What did your mom do?

castration?

 

[Doktor Merkwurdigliebe]

I convinced my parents that putting cash into my higher education isn't a waste of money.

DOHOHOHOHOHO

 

[sneak_copter]

I once convinced a friend I had a drivers license....
and I wasn't drunk....

It wasn't really a lie though.

I told him after the crash.

 

[feather240]

I convinced my mum that i had accidentally knocked up my girlfriend...what an April fools day that was.

What did your mom do?

I got her to the point of going to a baby-care store..thats when i told her the truth. She was so angry but couldnt shout at me in public. Hilarious.

You know if that actually happened she would just punch you in the face, and no one would blame her.

I convince people that I'm only 14.

[sub]But SirBryghtside, you are 14...

That's not the point![/sub]

Wooooooooooooooooow, You are soooooooooooooo amazing!

Ahh, the threat that made my reputation.

I told some fellow that I would not only eat his little sister but I would kidnap him, string him up by the ankles and slice his toes off.

Did you?

i once made someone believe i could summon the power rangers from a brick..........
we were 5 and big fans.

What did you say when they wanted you to do it?

 

[bushwhacker2k]

<----
World's best liar.
I once convinced a fairly intelligent person that I was a genius and a serial killer.
Fun stuff.

^Not World's Best Liar.

I don't believe you

 

[Fellwarden]

I managed to convince a guy that 2+2 = 4. Said guy is not the sharpest tool in the shed, and gives little to no thought to what he says, so I have gotten him to indirectly admit he's gay more than 10 times, and directly exclaim "I'm gay" or something else to that effect 3 or 4 times. Every time I, or someone else (always make sure others are present calls him out on it, he protests really hard, almost as if he was homofobic. Fun times..

There was one time my best friend was seriously convinced I was going to kill him.. Luckily that got worked out and he's still my best friend.

 

[LavaLampBamboo]

I once convinced someone that I was born in Italy, raised in America then moved to England because my parents were con artists on the run from the cops.

I've lived in London all my life =)

LYING IS FUN!

 

[feather240]

I once convinced a friend I had a drivers license....
and I wasn't drunk....

It wasn't really a lie though.

I told him after the crash.

Here, have a cookie! You know what everyone can have one!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:HTTP-Cookie-Google.png

 

[Ryuk2]

I act like some crazy guy with long hair and i say some things that make people scared of me all the time. Once my school mate went in my class room to pick up some papers and ask some question's he needed. I started acting, looked at him funny and talked in a calm (too calm) voice. He looked somewhat disturbed and i started moving my arm in a weird way so that it would look like I'm going to do something bad to him. That's nothing really, but one day i heard him talk to my friend about me. The conversation was something like this;
-That guy is insane or something? I think he's going to kill me if i get close to him again.
-What are you talking about? He's a pussy, he never fights, hes never angry, blah blah.
I got angry about it, but kind of made chuckle.

 

[Nyarlathothep]

Well, I think my girlfriend believes i'm psychic. I sometimes tell her what she's thinking(kind of a beginner's cold reading thing). After I did that a couple of times, we were at the chinese food store, and she asked me to pick a fortune cookie for her. I did (randomly) and gave it to her. Outside she opened it, and it said: "Trust your boyfriend." She was quite surprised and I just looked at her with a (fake)knowing grin. It's fun to pretend isn't it?

 

[LavaLampBamboo]

I once convinced a friend I had a drivers license....
and I wasn't drunk....

It wasn't really a lie though.

I told him after the crash.

Here, have a cookie! You know what everyone can have one!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:HTTP-Cookie-Google.png

OMNOMNOMNOM

Mmm, code-y...

 

[rokkolpo]

i once made someone believe i could summon the power rangers from a brick..........
we were 5 and big fans.

What did you say when they wanted you to do it?[/quote]

that i broke the brick.lol he was so disappointed.

that was a good day.

 

[Kasawd]

I convinced my mum that i had accidentally knocked up my girlfriend...what an April fools day that was.

What did your mom do?

I got her to the point of going to a baby-care store..thats when i told her the truth. She was so angry but couldnt shout at me in public. Hilarious.

You know if that actually happened she would just punch you in the face, and no one would blame her.

I convince people that I'm only 14.

[sub]But SirBryghtside, you are 14...

That's not the point![/sub]

Wooooooooooooooooow, You are soooooooooooooo amazing!

Ahh, the threat that made my reputation.

I told some fellow that I would not only eat his little sister but I would kidnap him, string him up by the ankles and slice his toes off.

Did you?

i once made someone believe i could summon the power rangers from a brick..........
we were 5 and big fans.

What did you say when they wanted you to do it?

Well, no, for legal reasons, I did not mutilate this person. The worst thing I ever did to him was stomp on his skateboard as he rode by and called me a ******.

 

[feather240]

i once made someone believe i could summon the power rangers from a brick..........
we were 5 and big fans.

What did you say when they wanted you to do it?

that i broke the brick.lol he was so disappointed.

that was a good day.[/quote]

Did you spend all the time leading up to that telling him about all the awesome adventures?

 

[rokkolpo]

i once made someone believe i could summon the power rangers from a brick..........
we were 5 and big fans.

What did you say when they wanted you to do it?

that i broke the brick.lol he was so disappointed.

that was a good day.

Did you spend all the time leading up to that telling him about all the awesome adventures?[/quote]

not really. more random stuff like if i summon them time freezes, in preperation of their question, when the brick is repaired can we see it?

 

[Jedamethis]

I convinced someone I was a 19 year old dwarf, what with my deep voice and mustache

 

[Beartrucci]

I convinced some kids at school that I was homosexual.

You see, my P.E shorts were still in the wash that day so I just grabbed some shorts from my cupboard (just regular dark blue shorts). A kid in my P.E class had a sook when I beat him in Badminton (he had spent the whole match calling me shit) so he decided to call my shorts gay (he never has been good with insults) and soon some other kids in the change rooms decided to join in. So I played along to the point that people actually were asking later on if I am gay. Was pretty funny.

I have also convinced others at my school that my friend was impotent. Also pretty funny because all I did was run into a classroom and shout it out.

You should have asked one of them on a date in front of their friends, and when they decline tell them it's okay you know that they're gay.

Woah thanks for the idea, must try it out after school holidays.

 

[Julianking93]

A couple of weeks after the X Men came out, I convinced all my friends that I was a mutant and could talk to animals.

I actually just have a good connection with most animals.

They believed me for about 3 months before I was just tired of it and told them I was just fuckin with 'em.

 

[feather240]

A couple of weeks after the X Men came out, I convinced all my friends that I was a mutant and could talk to animals.

I actually just have a good connection with most animals.

They believed me for about 3 months before I was just tired of it and told them I was just fuckin with 'em.

Really? Three months! You should have kept it going for years!

 

[Danpascooch]

I hate to break it to you, but it sounds like you just startled the kid. Anyway, I go for quantity, not quality, I don't have any HUGE examples, but I BS my way out of trouble at least once a day