Minecraft is a Biblical Game (Literally)

[BioHazardMan]

but for now, he is alone. So alone...

Forever Alone.
(cookies for reference)

But really, I'm tired of stuff like this. They need to stop interpreting EVERYTHING as having a biblical message.

 

[Captain Pirate]

Thats a troll site guys.

They pretend to be Christians reviewing games.
They do not actually mean it.

Damn well hope so.
Give most religious peopel a bad name in my opinion.
Sure, love God and Jesus. Whatever.
But thinking Tetris is anti-religious is just... idiotic.
I love how it says that their 'Reviewer' Kyle Goldman, is a "Gaming Xpert".
Who has never played any of the best games I know.

What a bellend.

 

[That_Guitarist_Guy]

In 1000 YEARS (that's 1/6 the age of the Universe!)...

Really?! Do they really expect to be taken seriously now? Calling the Universe 6000 years old. What a f***ing joke.

 

[ohgodalex]

Objective Ministries is all trollin' all the time.

 

[Daffy F]

Ahaha. Ahaha. Haha. Ha...

Don't be hatin' mate, We're not ALL stupid

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Ahaha. Ahaha. Haha. Ha...

Don't be hatin' mate, We're not ALL stupid

Being atheist does not make me an anti-theist.

I didn't say all religious folk behaved like that.

 

[RobCoxxy]

Ahaha. Ahaha. Haha. Ha...

My thoughts entirely

 

[Hashime]

http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/review-minecraft.html

Its interesting how in the absence of a storyline people are able to create their own theories so readily....

So, who here agrees that Minecraft is in fact really a game based around the bible and not in fact an open sandbox game at all? Although as an offshoot discussion, does anyone at present create their own storylines around Minecraft when they're playing?

You realize that site is a straight faced parody right?
Go to their parent site and look under the children's section, that should make is clearer for you.

 

[Fasckira]

You realize that site is a straight faced parody right?
Go to their parent site and look under the children's section, that should make is clearer for you.

Aye, but it still doesnt detract from the idea that you can create your own stories around a sandbox game. Sorry if my own straight faced humour went askew!

 

[Someonetookmyname]

soo because it is minecraft ALPHA, its a reference to GEEZUS? what about when it were in BETA?

 

[Hashime]

You realize that site is a straight faced parody right?
Go to their parent site and look under the children's section, that should make is clearer for you.

Aye, but it still doesnt detract from the idea that you can create your own stories around a sandbox game. Sorry if my own straight faced humour went askew!

That is true, I like to think of the minecraft guy as Les Stroud, and the world as what he would do to survive and be rescued. Multiplayer is engineer's crack though.

 

[lacktheknack]

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That's what the site is doing.

 

[Savagezion]

Wow, I never knew that the name Alpha was a religious referance. I just assumed that it was still in Alpha testing.

LOL. You made me have to read through all of it just to see where that was said. That is hilarious. I wonder what he thinks about the new name BETA? Or what he thinks about the new content patches coming up.

 

[Marik2]

As a very devoted Catholic, I can safely say that there is absolutely no way it's a biblical game. Seriously, Notch didn't even call the new region Hell.

He should have... not enough games have Hell in them... I mean we have Doom... God Of War... and that's about it... so may can be improved by adding Hell... like Pokemon or Kirby...<.<

OT: Yes there was a thread on this earlier...

You forgot Dantes Inferno the game

 

[Scout Tactical]

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That's what the site is doing.

Seconded. Y'all postin' in a troll thread.

 

[Cakes]

I always knew Escapists had a firm grasp of sarcastic humour.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Trolls in that review

- Summary -

In the Bible, people do things like build houses and eat fish. You do this in Minecraft, thus - BIBLE!

HEY EVERYONE - GORDON FREEMAN HAS A BEARD! SO DID JESUS

MOSES WAS A MALE - SO WAS SPIDER-MAN