Miniature Robot Invader Threatens Denver

[i am not god]

Is this actually a joke? Because I don't think even americans would act like that (no offense guys). But that is slightly crazy. Why not even just try and look it up online to see if it was a toy? Pretty damn funny though.

 

[Kyp]

I have to say I really loved the tone of this post.

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

my head melted because of this stupididty

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Now they might have taken it a bit too far what with cordoning the whole area off and getting a bomb squad, but I do think othat it was good that they acted with suspicion. It isn't normal for a small toy robot to be cemented into the pillar. I'm glad to see that they at least realized that this could have been a clever way to hide a bomb.

Spoiler: Begin preparations.

Find a random teenager and make this thing work.

So to fight the robots we're going to use a giant robot? Why does that seem like a bad idea to me?

 

[s0m3th1ng]

No, I SWEAR us Americans aren't all retarded, World.

 

[ajb924]

So to stop the robot blowing up, they blew it up?

You fight fire with fire, so why not fight explosion with explosion?

Spoiler: Begin preparations.

Find a random teenager and make this thing work.

I'll volunteer! I can be angsty, emo, cold and quiet, whatever you want. I'll even flip chairs and choke a female friend randomly!

Will you do inappropriate things while a female friend is in a coma? If so, you're our man.

 

[Lullabye]

Am I really the first to comment on the fact that A TOY ROBOT WAS CEMENTED TO THE PILLAR!? Like, how long was it there? No one noticed until recently? WTF?

 

[MrGalactus]

Shows you the level of moronic paranoia in America today. First the Adult Swim PR problems with a little neon Err sign, and now this. I wouldn't be surprised at all to find out that this robot was just a plushie.

Good to know that the people being paid with our tax dollars are completely out of the loop with modern society and have no common sense.

As I said, disguising explosives as toys and other foreign objects is an unfortunately real occurrence. The idea behind that of course being that you can get someone (apparently normally a child) to pick it up so you can kill them with it. I wouldn't say it's being 'out of the loop' or 'paranoid' so much as 'knowing a fuck of a lot more about bombing than people who only ever see videogame violence'.

Yeah but...in Denver?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

...Because I don't think even americans would act like that...

And what exactly is that supposed to mean?

 

[Quaxar]

Nooooooo! You damn dirty robocists!
May Skynet have mercy on your souls...

 

[AnAngryMoose]

So to stop the robot blowing up, they blew it up?

You fight fire with fire, so why not fight explosion with explosion?

Spoiler: Begin preparations.

Find a random teenager and make this thing work.

I'll volunteer! I can be angsty, emo, cold and quiet, whatever you want. I'll even flip chairs and choke a female friend randomly!

Dammit! I was beaten to it! Dibs the next Gundam.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

A message to our future Robot leaders...
SIEG-HEIL THE ROBOT OVERLORDS!!!!

As for that, I've seen the bomb squad get called for stupider things...

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Seriously, there has to be a better, easier way to find out whether something is dangerous than by just assuming it is and blowing it up.

That's what I thought. What if it had uranium in if, regardless of how slim the possibility is?

 

[ryo02]

NOOOO they killed a baby robot WHYYYYY.

 

[Bwown]

Man, US police is really paranoid. Coming from a country in which bomb squads sometimes have to detonate... you know, actual *bombs*, this feels like overkill.

Well, it's a tactic used by bomb squads around the world so I really don't see your point.

 

[F'Angus]

Poor little dude... Just looking for peace