minigore an ipod app

Recommended Videos

zombie711

New member
Aug 17, 2009
1,505
0
0
its safe to say that alot of you did not giggled when i said cell phone games an iPod touch apps looked good. The you stopped when you realized I was serious. Well the time has come to show you that the ipod touch is a great place for games. minigore is what you would get if you gave a "my Sims" character a machine gun. it?s a top down shooter where you go around the woods shooting stuff. It?s. The game gives you 2 analog sticks to use. The left is to move the right is to shoot simple right.
You will be given 4 enemies fur balls, big fur balls, bigger fur balls, and fur balls on fire. Fur balls take one shot to kill, big fur balls take a about 13 shots to kill (don?t worry you have a machine gun) but be warned they break into smaller fur balls when killed. The biggest fur ball takes the most shots to kill and when killed breaks into 3 big fur balls. The flaming fur balls are the only enemies that are faster than you so shoot them down asap.
To fight back in minigore you are armed with a machine gun with infinite ammo plus there?s a nice lighting effect as the bullet passes the ground. You can also get a shotgun with a larger range and more powerful shot. Be warned the shotgun has a limited amount of ammo so don?t go too crazy with it. Also if you shoot the power up and it will explode. the last power up is 4leaf clovers that you get from killing monsters and if you collect 3 you become an unbeatable force that will only last for a short time, but if you in your monster form and you get a 4leaf clover your time will recharge.
With game play out of the way I want to wrap things up the wifi in this game is for achievements which are hard to get because I went at this game for hours and have yet to find one. Also the online chat rooms always crash so avoid them until the are fixed
Everything that I forgot to mention
2 difficulties normal and expert.
you can only take 2 hits
when you get hit you move fast so you can get away
this is episode one so there will be more
monsters will come out bushes trees and ends of the map
its only 99 cents
 

BehattedWanderer

Fell off the Alligator.
Jun 24, 2009
5,237
0
0
Ow my poor brain. Your, sir, are committing murder. Syntax Murder. You are raping sentence coherence, and visciously assautling defined grammar. And why do you do this? I'm not really sure, it's hard to make sense of all of your slaughtered bits. Something about some phone game that seems kind of like Doom. Oh, apparently it's a review? It's extremely hard to tell. Do us all a favor, type up your review in some kind of software with a grammar and spelling check, then copy it here if you feel like you must.
 

zombie711

New member
Aug 17, 2009
1,505
0
0
Hey I wrote this at 10:50 at night because I had trouble falling asleep and did not feel up to fixing it so back off
 

grimsprice

New member
Jun 28, 2009
3,090
0
0
BehattedWanderer said:
Ow my poor brain. Your, sir, are committing murder. Syntax Murder. You are raping sentence coherence, and visciously assautling defined grammar. And why do you do this? I'm not really sure, it's hard to make sense of all of your slaughtered bits. Something about some phone game that seems kind of like Doom. Oh, apparently it's a review? It's extremely hard to tell. Do us all a favor, type up your review in some kind of software with a grammar and spelling check, then copy it here if you feel like you must.
Yeah basically this is a sea of letters. I have serious optic problems reading something with not a lot of punctuation and spacing between coherent subject paragraphs.

Not that i am a grammar Nazi, but still it just makes reading soft on the eyes.

OT: From what i can tell you're trying to say that cellphone games are fun and cool? Sorry, but most people feel they are a gimmick and are incredibly boring and not at all fun or easy to play. Usually having terrible controls and limited gameplay.
 

joe182

New member
Feb 18, 2005
395
0
0
zombie711 said:
Hey I wrote this at 10:50 at night because I had trouble falling asleep and did not feel up to fixing it so back off
Thats no excuse... If you're gonna write a review, at least TRY to write it well.
Normally I try to offer constructive criticism but in this case there isn't really anything to be positive about i'm afraid.
 

danosaurus

New member
Mar 11, 2008
834
0
0
joe182 said:
zombie711 said:
Hey I wrote this at 10:50 at night because I had trouble falling asleep and did not feel up to fixing it so back off
Thats no excuse... If you're gonna write a review, at least TRY to write it well.
Normally I try to offer constructive criticism but in this case there isn't really anything to be positive about i'm afraid.
This.
Also - your reasoning behind it makes no sense either, save it to a Word processor and come back to it later.
Don't just post it cos you can't wait until tomorrow.