Misheard Lyrics!

[Buizel91]

I went to see Peter Kay live at Newcastle today. Fricken hilarious!

One of his jokes were about how he had misheard some lyrics to songs, and acctualy thought the artist said that line, 2 stood out.

Duffy Mercy, he told us it sounded like she said "Begging you for Birdseed" which it does! here is a video to prove it


The second was Michael Jackson You are not alone, and he thought one line was "Burgers are the best"


Skip to 2:16 for that one

So, i want to know if you mistakenly thought some lyrics to song were different, until you looked them up

 

[II2]

Relevant text: Sometimes less is more.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Robert Palmer

Might as well face it, it's my dick that you love.

 

[Buizel91]

Might want to add some text, the mods here don't like just video's or pictures...

 

[Murais]

 

[grimsprice]

Spoiler

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...
...

Spoiler: I warn you, you will never be able to listen to this again.

Bears, frogs, pink faries, little bears, epic cheese.
Bears, frogs, pink faries, little bears, epic cheese.
SEPHIROTH.
Bears, frogs, pink faries, little bears, epic cheese.
Bears, frogs, pink faries, little bears, epic cheese.
SEPHIROTH.
Cold symphonies
lair symphonies
soul symphonies
bear symphonies
Bears, frogs, pink faries, little bears, epic cheese.
Bears, frogs, pink faries, little bears, epic cheese.
SEPHIROTH.
SEPHIROTH.

 

[DustyDrB]

I hear: Bake me a pie of love!

What he says: Bring me a higher love!

 

[Something Amyss]

Every time I hear "Sleepwalking" by the Violent Femmes, I think they're singing "Sheep Fucking."

I don't WANT to hear it, I just do anyway.

 

[Sacman]

Can we get some Nirvana?
what are you saying? is this English?
...
also this is a classic...<.<

 

[Murais]

And if I Herp-Derp'ed the embed code:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvx0ncTxxL0

EDIT: And I did.

 

[CitySquirrel]

Useless knowledge ahoy: there is actually a word for this. A mondegreen. Now your lives are a little worse than they were before!

 

[verindae]

Spoiler

...
...
...

Spoiler: I warn you, you will never be able to listen to this again.

Bears, frogs, pink faries, little bears, epic cheese.
Bears, frogs, pink faries, little bears, epic cheese.
SEPHIROTH.
Bears, frogs, pink faries, little bears, epic cheese.
Bears, frogs, pink faries, little bears, epic cheese.
SEPHIROTH.
Cold symphonies
lair symphonies
soul symphonies
bear symphonies
Bears, frogs, pink faries, little bears, epic cheese.
Bears, frogs, pink faries, little bears, epic cheese.
SEPHIROTH.
SEPHIROTH.

Congratulations, you win the "Funniest thing I've seen all day" award

OT: I remember seeing this in a thread once:

Spoiler

 

[Blackdoom]

In Raining Blood I always heard it as "Velociraptors in the sky" instead of "from lacerations in the sky".
There is a lot more I just can't be bothered remembering them all.

 

[Kimarous]

Spoiler: Misheard Lyrics

I cannot fire
Burps in his face
Plaster of Mister
Master of paint
Glory find his pain

Snow won the porthouse
Two matching trees
There where a whiz-ass
Spellbind the kid
Fire in my souls
They worry and squee
I'm planning the battle
Between Frosted Wii

Range of the winter
Mouldy horizon
Come on the mountains
Forest Daleks
Range of the winter
Ma-ti can wonder
Injure the fury
Manchester force

Hinder the forest
For summer night
"Eggos" our warcry
From Baal tonight
The Egg Lord is calling
They write on the gray
The loli can "woah" you
With luck, penis pain

Range of the winter
Mouldy horizon
Come on the mountains
Forest Daleks
Range of the winter
Ma-ti can wonder
Injure the fury
Manchester force

RACING THAT FAT PINK OF TERROR
NACHOS HERE TO TASTE MY CAKE

I cannot fire
Burps in his face
Plaster of Mister
Master of pain
Glory find his paint

Snow won the porthouse
Two matching trees
Bow at our whiz-ass
Spellbind the key
Fire in my snows
They write real squee
I'm planning the battle
Between Frosted Wii

Range of the winter
Mouldy horizon
Come on the mountains
Forest Daleks
Range of the winter
Ma-ti can wonder
Injure the fury
Manchester force

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

Spoiler: This one is my favorite

 

[CaptainKoala]

This.