Misinterpreted Titles

[Sam G]

A man falls from a plane has his face hacked off. With hilarious results.

L: Change the WorLd

 

[badgersprite]

A story about the invention of the letter L, and all the many magical words it has given us when its lower-case children went off to populate the world.

Dead Or Alive

 

[Ren3004]

A documentary about Schrodinger, focusing on explaining Schrodinger's cat.



Citizen Kane.

 

[badgersprite]

A feel-good movie starring WWE wrestler Kane as he tries to lead a normal life and solves the problems of neighbourhood kids with chokeslams.

Killzone 2

 

[Ren3004]

The sequel to a popular movie about a violent sport where fighters battle to the death in arenas called "Killzones".


Pitch Black.

 

[_zuul]

a minstrel show


the search for spock

 

[wilted_orchid]

The Box Office Smash Sequel to Growing Dim; one man's struggle against cataracts.

Girl, Interrupted.

 

[Ren3004]

A magician's girl sawing trick goes horribly wrong.


The Prestige.

 

[therealsomeguy]

The documentary about a man who spends his entire life trying to unlock prestige mode on COD

Kung Pow-Enter the Fist

 

[Ren3004]

Kung Pow is a nerdy high school student who makes decides that before he graduates, he must enter "The Fist", the coolest club in town.


Batman Returns.

 

[cynicalandbored]

A heartwarming British underdog movie featuring the return of the cricket player Johnny "Batman" Harris who has only three days to win the Ashes, recapture the girl of his dreams, and save the world from terrorists, his only weapon being his trusty cricket bat.

A River Runs Through It

 

[Ren3004]

A group of teenagers go camping in a mountain that has a river running through it.


Casablanca.

 

[Nomad]

A spanish documentary about the White House.

Curse of the golden flower

 

[Azraellod]

A beautiful golden flower, looked upon with disgust by an evil witch, is cursed to grow legs and walk around until it's petals turn brown and drop off.

Card Captor Sakura

 

[Ren3004]

Sakura is a prison guard, tasked with watching over the most dangerous criminal cards in the world.



Unbreakable.

 

[Nomad]

Having gotten his head stuck in a vase, Josh experiences a series of entertaining mishaps in his attempts to break free of his ceramic imprisonment.

When the raven flies

 

[Azraellod]

A raven is placed on a pedestal. When the raven decided to fly away, contestants must press a button, and the player that presses at the time closest to the exact moment the raven takes off is the winner.

Batfink

 

[badgersprite]

A Guy Ritchie movie where a bunch of Cockney gangsters go mental beating their way across England with baseball bats to chase down one of their own, because, "They fink he dunnit."

Postman Pat

 

[XJ-0461]

The dark and gritty tale of a postman fighting for justice in a world that doesn't care anymore.

Oedipus The King

 

[Pm0n3y]

A guy kills his father and marries his mother. Incest ensues.

Sin City