Misinterpreted Titles

[Ren3004]

A vet is called to discover the reason why the lambs in the local farm won't talk.


101 Dalmatians.

 

[hopeneverdies]

A school for spotted dogs wanting to join the firemen.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

A musical about the worlds lightest adult, who died after a gust of wind sent him falling into a gorge.

The Man With the Golden Gun.

 

[Timotei]

A man who buys a golden gun from a shop and....does somethign with it.

Secret Weapons over Normandy.

 

[ravensshade]

a military cargo plane accidentally drops secret weapons over normandy...

the men who stare at goats

 

[Pm0n3y]

A story about a farmer that witnesses one of his goats talking, but not when he's looking.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

The ironic story of Jojo and his completely normal life as accountant for Phyzer. The series was cancelled due to a lack of plot.

Bored to Death

 

[Sam G]

A misspelling of the title of the hit slasher flick, "Board to Death". The reason the producer misspelled the title is because an avid fan was re-enacting the scene from the film in which the killer smacks a man to death with a plank of wood while the producer was trying to type.

Death Note

 

[XJ-0461]

The story of how a man murders his wife and covers it up as a suicide.

Raiders of the Lost Ark

 

[Ren3004]

An archaeologist tries to discover the remains of Noah's Ark.


The Temple of Doom.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Pat Robertson visits a Synagoge.

The Crystal Skull.

 

[XJ-0461]

The search for a stash of crystal meth equal in weight to that of a human skull.

American History X

 

[Ren3004]

The 10[sup]th[/sup] season of a popular game show about American history.


Hulk.

 

[ravensshade]

a movie with hulk hogan about the dangerous of radioactivity and why it makes you green when you get angry

gundam seed

 

[COR 2000]

A very pissed off seed that's armed and has the catch-phrase of "Dayum"!

Fooly Cooly.

 

[Pm0n3y]

The School fool tries to gain popularity by joining the basketball team.

Live Free or Die Hard

 

[Sam G]

A disc containing two popular films: "Die Hard" and "Live Free", the little-known prequel.
You're only allowed to watch one of them though, and then the DVD melts. So which will you chose: Live Free or Die Hard?


Friday the 13th

 

[TheDoctor455]

A rather boring "documentary" on what happened to the "real" templars. Written, directed, and starring Dan Brown.


Heroes


(kudos to whoever can fuck this one up)

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

The story of a delusional comic book geek who, after a psychotic break, becomes a serial killer who murders his victims (whom he often believed to be supervillians) in ways synomonmus with various heroes in the comic books. He was caught after he froze a cop thinking he was a new Clayface when the police traced the officer's radio to his location. He currently resides at the Supermax prison in Colorado.

The Post-American World.

 

[Sam G]

A heartwarming documentary of how humankind fixed the world after America had been taken out of the picture.
Bonus footage on the DVD featuring interviews with some ex-inhabitants of America on how they're enjoying life on Pluto.

Assassin's Creed