Misinterpreted Titles

[FalconOne]

Lord British gets married. Twice.

The Red Star

 

[SpaceSpork]

Some astronauts find a red star in space.

Mario Kart

 

[CounterAttack]

A dyslexic Italian builds a transport vehicle. Now all he needs is a horse...

Rise of Nations

 

[Pm0n3y]

A super corperation only named "Rise" releases a racing competiton, challenging the best racers in the business, and from all around the world. The prize is unknown riches. One racer, however, thinks that the race might be rigged. Will she solve the mystery and win the race?

The Day the Earth Stood Still

 

[NeoAC]

The world watches as a naked Ellen Page demonstrates how a crab walks.

Reservoir Dogs

 

[CounterAttack]

A team of retrievers, trained to find junk in dams and pull it out, discover the body of a dead dam worker.

Minutes to Midnight.

 

[New York Patrick]

There is a large, happy party durring New Years Eve... and the Russians brought vodka...
Edit: The assassination of Jesse James by the coward Robert Ford:

 

[SturmDolch]

Assassins Creed 3 takes an unexpected turn of events wherein a cowboy is murdered by the inventor of the assembly line automobile.


Jet Force Gemini

 

[Pm0n3y]

A advanced company of air force pilots (dubbed "Gemini") use their advanced jets and enhanced wit to take down a Rouge pilot.

Notorious

 

[Ren3004]

On man struggles to become a celebrity. Will he succeed?

Unskippable.

 

[FalconOne]

It's the spinoff of Kim Possible. Uncle Skippable stars as a war hero trying to live a normal life, only to be pulled back into the world which he'd left for so long.

The Beatles Rock Band

 

[Ren3004]

A rock band composed of four insects.


Guitar Hero.

 

[FalconOne]

It's the movie Hero... with guitars.

Off-world Interceptor EXTREME!

 

[JohnReaper]

some one intercepts an extreme off world gamer

Zero punctuation

 

[Ren3004]

An English student fails in his test because he uses no punctuation.


Sleepy Hollow.

 

[TheSentinel]

A children's book about a tired hole in a tree.

Saint's Row

 

[Ren3004]

An entire row in a football stadium is occupied by saints. Will they manage to talk the hooligans out of their wrong ways?

Crash.

 

[Lambi]

A documentary about car crashes.

Silent Hill.

 

[Pm0n3y]

A movie that only takes place on a lone hill, where a immortal couple ponder and think about their various lifes, and their deaths.

Men in Black

 

[CounterAttack]

A documentary about suits.

Mass Effect.