Misread Usernames

[Zykon TheLich]

I've just realised that our esteemed editor is actually Nick Calandra, not Nick Caldera.

Dali'scock is a lot more classy that I thought.

Darthnoxis probably isn't their starwars fan fiction character.

In the spirit of alleviating boredom, any other amusing misreads of forum users names? I honestly only just realised the top one and it took me a few months for the others.

 

[Bedinsis]

For the longest time I thought one of the Escapist contributors were called Marty Silva, not Marty Sliva.

Incidentally, @Zykon TheLich , is your username related to the character Xykon(who is a lich) in the webcomic Order of the Stick? I've always assumed so, but since the subject of usernames is already brought up I figured I might as well ask.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

For the longest time I thought one of the Escapist contributors were called Marty Silva, not Marty Sliva.

Incidentally, @Zykon TheLich , is your username related to the character Xykon(who is a lich) in the webcomic Order of the Stick? I've always assumed so, but since the subject of usernames is already brought up I figured I might as well ask.

Let me quote myself from the intro thread...

It's after Xykon the Lich from order of the stick. I joined the escapist on a different account and then asked for a ban a few years later to get away from the internet for abirt. I had Xykon as my avatar back then. When I decided to come back I had forgotten my password and had no idea which email account it was on, plus wanted to leave my old acount behind me, so I made a new account with a slight nod towards my former escapist self.

 

[Xprimentyl]

I'm still wondering how to pronounce @XsjadoBlayde...

 

[Baffle]

Satinavian > Sat in a van

 

[Chimpzy]

CoCage, Brawlman's old username. Always read it as Cockage.

Why yes, I am an adult, why do you ask?

 

[Drathnoxis]

Darth Noxis certainly is a likely name. There's a Darth Nox.

I always read Eacaraxe as Earaxe.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Darth Noxis certainly is a likely name. There's a Darth Nox.

I always read Eacaraxe as Earaxe.

I read that as Earcake X

Thinking about it, I have been called Zyklon a couple of times, slightly unfortunate connotations there. And I also always read Maxthereaper as Maxtheraper. Fortunately he wasn't quite that edgy.

 

[Drathnoxis]

I read that as Earcake X

Thinking about it, I have been called Zyklon a couple of times, slightly unfortunate connotations there. And I also always read Maxthereaper as Maxtheraper. Fortunately he wasn't quite that edgy.

Jeez, well if we're talking ancient history it was years before I realized that Aerostream was actually Aerosteam.

 

[Elvis Starburst]

Aerostream was actually Aerosteam.

Oh my god... It was? O3o

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

I have been called Zyklon a couple of times

Now I'm going to read it that way and no one can stop me! Muwahahahahahaha*coughcough*...

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Now I'm going to read it that way and no one can stop me! Muwahahahahahaha*coughcough*...

Well, as long as you don't stick a B after it and just assume I'm a fan of the black metal supergroup we're good.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Well, as long as you don't stick a B after it and just assume I'm a fan of the black metal supergroup we're good.

I promise nothing.