Misusing Super Powers

[Rascarin]

I would totally love to have the Force.

And then I would totally embrace the Dark Side and become a mega-*****.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Xray vision to kill off people's sperm. And cause cancer, hopefully.

Seriously, imagine how fun that is.

To do that, you would have to stare at people for days.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Xray vision to kill off people's sperm. And cause cancer, hopefully.

Seriously, imagine how fun that is.

To do that, you would have to stare at people for days.

Imagine the sort of awkward situation that would create. "Sir, why have you been staring at my waist for the past few days?"

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Xray vision to kill off people's sperm. And cause cancer, hopefully.

Seriously, imagine how fun that is.

To do that, you would have to stare at people for days.

Imagine the sort of awkward situation that would create. "Sir, why have you been staring at my waist for the past few days?"

Or, "Why have you been staring at my crotch?"

 

[chaser[phoenix]]

Nightcrawler's teleportation would be my choice.
Except I'd prefer not turn blue.

It'd be fun to just teleport into bank vaults à la Jumper and make myself rich.

Only pity is that I could accidentally teleport into a wall.

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

Using Super-Man's suite of powers to disrupt the daily lives of mortals without facing the consequences (until someone gets a hold of some Kryptonite). Walking on set during a taping of a live morning talk show wearing nothing but a cape and boots then flying or super-strolling right into the midst of the FCC, stealing the wealth and land-marks (and at least one WMD) of a super-power to transplant into a Third World nation before claiming that it was the smaller,weaker country's idea and drawing 'obscene' doodles on the face of the moon with heat vision.
It is all fantastically petty and self-serving plus it would be fun to do in a videogame, at least as a side diversion as in Saints Row 2.

 

[Are.Oh.Why]

Is it cheating to say that I want the super power to give myself any super power I want?

So you wanna be like Sylar? Ok, I agree with you.

 

[SizableSac]

I definetely want invisibilty/ghosting cause that would be awesome cause i would pillage the world, eavesdrop, and spy

 

[Kraj]

id become dr. Manhattan or the silver surfer. pretty much unlimited power with either of them. just... just so beautiful. imagine the parties you could throw being able to make everything you need free, alcohol, disco balls, huge sound systems, pretty much anything by thought. . . mmm. and the not needing to eat or drink thing, just absorbing energy from the world around you, kinda convenient as well.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Super Saiyan powers win this competetion for me.

 

[Yegargeburble]

This seems to be the most common power, but I have to go with telekinesis. The chances to misuse it are just too numerous not to.

 

[CapBubba]

Man that's tough..... ive always wanted to fly just to fly, but how would that help me?

*deep in thought*

Wait, does magic count as a super power? =P

 

[Scarecrow38]

Invisibility if we can't seriously mess with people. Mind Control if we could.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

the ability to read minds. i would just stand on the streets following people and i would say what they think. that would freak them out.

ex
random guy thought: i got to go pick up milk.
me: you got to pick up milk? ME TOO!

 

[Aqualung]

Force fields. You wouldn't believe how easy it is to walk in to a glass door, so try random pop-up walls.

 

[alwaysrockon]

i would probably misuse dogwelders abilities...yes dog-welder. you read it right,
or jesse custers, from preacher, ability would be badass. making anyone have to do anything an all that.

 

[Sprogus]

The ability to control dairy products, so that when someone is drinking milk I can make it come out of their nose.

 

[HollowpointHead]

I would go for Massive regeneration. like, Alucard from Hellsing. get gibbed by a bomb and reform.

I know exactly how to use it... hehehehe

 

[traceur_]

I'll say time control, I'd abuse it so much i would bring the world to an end, I'd steal shit, do naughty things to chicks, and my dream of freezing time and depantsing everyone at the new york stock exchange.

 

[Melancholy_Ocelot]

I'd have to go with Telepathy. Telekinesis is cool and all, but what good is your telekinesis when you are really in a coma.

And I would totally abuse my powers...I would go to a church and cast the image of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in peoples minds.