Mmmmmm! Grapes!

[the captain]

I hate fruit. I am a carnivore.

EDIT:

Grapes: the fruit of WRATH

But you're Max- "TheReaper", and I know I read somewhere that Gods of Death love apples.
Why would you lie to us all?

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I hate fruit. I am a carnivore.

EDIT:

Grapes: the fruit of WRATH

But you're Max- "TheReaper", and I know I read somewhere that Gods of Death love apples.
Why would you lie to us all?

I actually can't eat whole apples. Also, that's silly. I bet you think I am a skeleton, too.
Well I'm not.

You at least have a scythe, right?

 

[Dragon_of_red]

I love apples, ohh and oranges, they great, mor eoranges, yeah, oranges

 

[Samurai Goomba]

Kiwi, mangos, grapes and strawberries, but I like most fruits.

 

[Corven]

Fresh pineapple, I didn't know it was so sour ( I love sour stuff, lemons being one of my favorites) until I burned my mouth with citric acid I couldn't taste for a week.

 

[Simriel]

I hate fruit. I am a carnivore.

EDIT:

Grapes: the fruit of WRATH

But you're Max- "TheReaper", and I know I read somewhere that Gods of Death love apples.
Why would you lie to us all?

I actually can't eat whole apples. Also, that's silly. I bet you think I am a skeleton, too.
Well I'm not.

You at least have a scythe, right?

Do I ever. And a bow, made from the bones of a raptor.
And a sword. I always come well-armed. For some reason, most people don't greet me with open arms.

Pah, that's nothing compared to my mate at our Star Wars Saga role playing game. At last count, he was carrying; One Blaster Cannon, One Grenade Launcher, Two Blaster Rifles, Four Blaster Pistols, Two Heavy Blaster Pistols, Three Vibroblades, Two Vibroswords, 4 Frag Grenades, 2 Glop Grenades, 3 Stun grenades, and Two Thermal Detonators. Can you imagine what happens at Customs and Government Facilities?

 

[Piemaster]

Cherries.

 

[Simriel]

I hate fruit. I am a carnivore.

EDIT:

Grapes: the fruit of WRATH

But you're Max- "TheReaper", and I know I read somewhere that Gods of Death love apples.
Why would you lie to us all?

I actually can't eat whole apples. Also, that's silly. I bet you think I am a skeleton, too.
Well I'm not.

You at least have a scythe, right?

Do I ever. And a bow, made from the bones of a raptor.
And a sword. I always come well-armed. For some reason, most people don't greet me with open arms.

Pah, that's nothing compared to my mate at our Star Wars Saga role playing game. At last count, he was carrying; One Blaster Cannon, One Grenade Launcher, Two Blaster Rifles, Four Blaster Pistols, Two Heavy Blaster Pistols, Three Vibroblades, Two Vibroswords, 4 Frag Grenades, 2 Glop Grenades, 3 Stun grenades, and Two Thermal Detonators. Can you imagine what happens at Customs and Government Facilities?

Did I mention that they sythe tears holes in the fabric of reality and the sword steals souls?
Yeah, what now.
But seriously, he is an airports worst nightmare.

Last game? Republic Naval Facility. He scared the guards so much he got to keep his armour.

 

[Simriel]

I hate fruit. I am a carnivore.

EDIT:

Grapes: the fruit of WRATH

But you're Max- "TheReaper", and I know I read somewhere that Gods of Death love apples.
Why would you lie to us all?

I actually can't eat whole apples. Also, that's silly. I bet you think I am a skeleton, too.
Well I'm not.

You at least have a scythe, right?

Do I ever. And a bow, made from the bones of a raptor.
And a sword. I always come well-armed. For some reason, most people don't greet me with open arms.

Pah, that's nothing compared to my mate at our Star Wars Saga role playing game. At last count, he was carrying; One Blaster Cannon, One Grenade Launcher, Two Blaster Rifles, Four Blaster Pistols, Two Heavy Blaster Pistols, Three Vibroblades, Two Vibroswords, 4 Frag Grenades, 2 Glop Grenades, 3 Stun grenades, and Two Thermal Detonators. Can you imagine what happens at Customs and Government Facilities?

Did I mention that they sythe tears holes in the fabric of reality and the sword steals souls?
Yeah, what now.
But seriously, he is an airports worst nightmare.

Last game? Republic Naval Facility. He scared the guards so much he got to keep his armour.

Stop one-upping me before I consume your charred flesh.

Oh an my character is so charming, i got to take a sword into an interrogation. I win game.

 

[Simriel]

I hate fruit. I am a carnivore.

EDIT:

Grapes: the fruit of WRATH

But you're Max- "TheReaper", and I know I read somewhere that Gods of Death love apples.
Why would you lie to us all?

I actually can't eat whole apples. Also, that's silly. I bet you think I am a skeleton, too.
Well I'm not.

You at least have a scythe, right?

Do I ever. And a bow, made from the bones of a raptor.
And a sword. I always come well-armed. For some reason, most people don't greet me with open arms.

Pah, that's nothing compared to my mate at our Star Wars Saga role playing game. At last count, he was carrying; One Blaster Cannon, One Grenade Launcher, Two Blaster Rifles, Four Blaster Pistols, Two Heavy Blaster Pistols, Three Vibroblades, Two Vibroswords, 4 Frag Grenades, 2 Glop Grenades, 3 Stun grenades, and Two Thermal Detonators. Can you imagine what happens at Customs and Government Facilities?

Did I mention that they sythe tears holes in the fabric of reality and the sword steals souls?
Yeah, what now.
But seriously, he is an airports worst nightmare.

Last game? Republic Naval Facility. He scared the guards so much he got to keep his armour.

Stop one-upping me before I consume your charred flesh.

Oh an my character is so charming, i got to take a sword into an interrogation. I win game.

Yeah, but that's all in a game. I really do what I said I did!
I win.

So in real life you carry an impossible scythe a sword and and a Raptor Bow? Well guess what, if that's true I'M GORDAN MOTHER FUCKING FREEMAN! And thus beat you yet again.

 

[Puppeteer Putin]

Do blueberries count? If not, I guess.... uh, bananas.

Oh, man, how could I forget - I change my answer to pears.

I would have to say BOTH. Blueberries are 3000% awesome.