Mock Apple Pie

[Aethren]

Show your age, Escapists!

Who here, via grade-school 'cooking' or some other means, has come across this dessert? Anyone remember how it was made? Remember the taste?

Nostalgia time!

 

[Zechnophobe]

Mock Apple Pie

Oh, look who thinks he's SO delicious over there. Stupid Pie and your flaky crust. What's that crust? Forgot where your car keys are again? STUPID flaky crust. God I wish you would just stop pretending you are better than blueberry.

Uh. That is what we are doing in this thread right?

 

[Karlaxx]

I believe the 'mock' is more of a 'fake' in this context. And I have no clue.

 

[My name is Fiction]

"Never had a mock apple pie, but I would guess its not as good as the real thing."
"OP tell me what is mock apple pie like?"

 

[UltraParanoia]

I was too busy doing important things during cooking classes, like hitting on the hot chicks(or any chicks nearby really) and selling pills to my friends. Oh, and everyone always made me cook the meat dishes, I suck at anything pasty related. :/

 

[Fanta Grape]

What's mock apple pie? Is it like... vegan apple pie? With lots of soy?

 

[PeePantz]

It's Fucking Ritz! C'mon peoples.

 

[Aethren]

Oh god, these responses...

Am I really that old?! >_<

/wrists

 

[PeePantz]

Oh god, these responses...

Am I really that old?! >_<

/wrists

No. I'm dead on. Ritz crackers for an easy crust, silly pants. Now stitch up those wrists and let's play some shuffle board.

 

[Aethren]

Oh god, these responses...

Am I really that old?! >_<

/wrists

No. I'm dead on. Ritz crackers for an easy crust, silly pants. Now stitch up those wrists and let's play some shuffle board.

The Ritz weren't in the crust...They were replacing the apples. ;_;

 

[PeePantz]

Oh god, these responses...

Am I really that old?! >_<

/wrists

No. I'm dead on. Ritz crackers for an easy crust, silly pants. Now stitch up those wrists and let's play some shuffle board.

The Ritz weren't in the crust...They were replacing the apples. ;_;

Oh, that's right. I'm sorry. It's been so long. At first, I briefly thought that was it. Then I was like, "No way in hell." Hahah, you just used lemon, maybe some zest, some cinamon, I believe a little cream of tarter to create more consistency. Also, the crust was pre-bought. So weird.

EDIT: Forgot. Probably had some sugar.

 

[Lord Doomhammer]

after reading the title of this thread, I am compelled to make apple pie with a MacBook Pro.