Mock The Week...Escapist Style

[Ben Legend]

So, for those of you who have seen Mock The Week on BBC/Dave...etc, I was thinking we could play it here, in the Escapist.

For more info go here: [link]http://www.mocktheweek.tv/[/link]

or watch this:
[link]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9pijfVauJI&feature=channel[/link]
(If anybody knows how to put the video on here without a link, let me know please.)

First Round:
Unlikely Lines to hear in A Halo game?
And the winner was.....

"I'm sorry your insurance doesn't cover Flood damages."

Second Round
Rejected lines in Mass Effect 2.
And the winner was....

"The Collectors are coming, and we're going to need all the special editions we can get."

Third Round
Unlikely things to hear at a gaming convention. (Such as E3, X10...etc)
And the winner was....

Gabe: I'm proud to announce that Half Life 2 Episode 3 will be hitting the shelves in just under a month. Due to lack of demand from the PC gamer demographic, it'll be a primarily Wii exclusive, although a special edition collectors pack will be released for the C64 in just under 6 months.

Fourth Round
Unlikely things for Microsoft to announce.
And the winner was

.
"Hmm...seems okay so fa-WHY DID HIS SWORD GO THROUGH THE WALL!? WHY DID IT INSTA KILL ME!? WHY WON'T MY CHARACTER JUMP WHEN I TELL HIM TO!? FUUUUUUUUUU!"
[sub]Yes, I know caps makes everything better[/sub]

Fifth Round
...
...
Unlikely games for EA to release.

 

[Soxafloppin]

First things first, Genuinely good idea for a thread.

OT : 'I disagree with your point, but i respect your opinion'

I dont think you would ever hear anyone say that.

 

[FinalGamer]

"Dude, you were a good opponent. For this, I will not teabag your corpse."

 

[Tearopenthelives]

"I'm sorry he died chief, I know he was character people cared about"

 

[Georgie_Leech]

"Oh, I know what the ladies like... but I suck at it which is why I'm stuck in the battlefield."

 

[Daystar Clarion]

"It's ok master chief, we settled our differences with words."


also... just because I can.

"Hey master chief...Are you paying too much for your car insurance!"

 

[jamescorck]

"Halo! Now on sale! With all the content!"

 

[Negative]

"That's one sexy elite."

 

[Urgh76]

"hello fine la-"

*BOOM HEADSHOT*

 

[FinalGamer]

"Good work Master Chief, you took down that Thresher Maw clean!"

 

[FranzTyphid]

Ohh i love your helmet where'd you get it from!

 

[Tearopenthelives]

"you homosexual performer of sex, who is not as good as me at this game"

 

[Urgh76]

Oh my god is that a purple lightsaber?!

O where did you get that?!

 

[messy]

We used to do this loads in the forum games awhile back (odds are where this will be moved, but good to see it again)

OT; I agree with you; both the 360 and PS3 have good and bad points

 

[jamescorck]

"Goodbye guys! It's been a pleasure playing with you, but I feel angry because you kicked my ass"

 

[DazZ.]

"Pills here!"
Wouldn't hear that often.

I'll play when it's not about Halo...

 

[El Poncho]

Hey, you wanna play pokémon

 

[TheGameXXVII]

"how about that, a 10 year old called himself pro and actually killed someone!"

 

[gillebro]

"Playing this game absolutely guarantees that you will be laid BIG TIME in RL"

...yeah I know nothing about Halo.

 

[leviathanmisha]

"So Master Chief, you just saved the universe, what are you going to do next?"

"I'm going to Disney World!"

Yup, I 1-upped you Idealist...