Modern Warfare online rant

[Akai Shizuku]

It's official. Activision makes the most technically shitty multiplayer. Not only do I have to try literally upwards of ten times to connect to a game on Mobilized because "Players could not be found" despite four out of five opponents being connected and ready, but half the time at least three of the players are ejected (either in the lobby or during the actual gameplay), because "The latency to the host exceeded the playable limit". Either that, or it's the classic "Connection error". Now, after dozens of tries and I actually do get to play online, I have to deal with hackers. Players with infinite grenades and who can fire with impeccable accuracy while running at top speed (something the game does not normally allow at all) and basically have Dragonskin armor covering every inch of their bodies, players who are impervious to all modes of fire, be it assault rifle or RPG, grenade or shotgun, and cannot be killed except with a knife, and etc.

I should note that the aforementioned connection problems do not happen with my other online DS games...except for World at War, of course. >_>

Activision, please, be more careful with your online multiplayer, especially on the DS, because we DS owners are dedicated Call of Duty fans too. We care about the game. We want to play it, we want to enjoy it. So why do you give us this half-assed shit that the console owners would have sued and boycotted you over?

-sigh-

Anyone else had to deal with this crap?

 

[El Poncho]

Eh... I was like ok thats shit but then I read you were on the DS, what did you expect?

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Eh... I was like ok thats shit but then I read you were on the DS, what did you expect?

I expect a completed game that is actually functional. This is not a port of MW2, this is a standalone game.

 

[WrongSprite]

Eh... I was like ok thats shit but then I read you were on the DS, what did you expect?

I expect a completed game that is actually functional. This is not a port of MW2, this is a standalone game.

Wait, you expected a port from a gaming console to a handheld?

Bahahaha

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Eh... I was like ok thats shit but then I read you were on the DS, what did you expect?

I expect a completed game that is actually functional. This is not a port of MW2, this is a standalone game.

Wait, you expected a port from a gaming console to a handheld?

Bahahaha

They've done it before. And no, I did not expect it, because it was announced that Mobilized would be a standalone game anyway.

 

[WrongSprite]

Eh... I was like ok thats shit but then I read you were on the DS, what did you expect?

I expect a completed game that is actually functional. This is not a port of MW2, this is a standalone game.

Wait, you expected a port from a gaming console to a handheld?

Bahahaha

They've done it before.

Really? Which games?

 

[dududf]

Eh... I was like ok thats shit but then I read you were on the DS, what did you expect?

I expect a completed game that is actually functional. This is not a port of MW2, this is a standalone game.

Oh ho ho that slaps me on the knee.
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To be frank they port console games to portables, to try to cash in on some money, not so much to make good games.

They look at it like you're LUCKY that we spent 2 minutes to give you a shitty experience >.<

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Eh... I was like ok thats shit but then I read you were on the DS, what did you expect?

I expect a completed game that is actually functional. This is not a port of MW2, this is a standalone game.

Oh ho ho that slaps me on the knee.
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To be frank they port console games to portables, to try to cash in on some money, not so much to make good games.

They look at it like you're LUCKY that we spent 2 minutes to give you a shitty experience >.<

Good thing I use torrents, then.

There is no way I'm going to pay for this unless they improve it to meet basic standards.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Eh... I was like ok thats shit but then I read you were on the DS, what did you expect?

I expect a completed game that is actually functional. This is not a port of MW2, this is a standalone game.

Wait, you expected a port from a gaming console to a handheld?

Bahahaha

They've done it before.

Really? Which games?

You really don't know...?

 

[WrongSprite]

Eh... I was like ok thats shit but then I read you were on the DS, what did you expect?

I expect a completed game that is actually functional. This is not a port of MW2, this is a standalone game.

Wait, you expected a port from a gaming console to a handheld?

Bahahaha

They've done it before.

Really? Which games?

You really don't know...?

That's not helpful. I've never seen any handheld port of a console game, unless we're talking Mario 64 etc, which jumps two generations of console. MW2 is current gen. Give it 5 years, and we might have a handheld good enough to represent it.

 

[ejb626]

Eh... I was like ok thats shit but then I read you were on the DS, what did you expect?

I expect a completed game that is actually functional. This is not a port of MW2, this is a standalone game.

Oh ho ho that slaps me on the knee.
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To be frank they port console games to portables, to try to cash in on some money, not so much to make good games.

They look at it like you're LUCKY that we spent 2 minutes to give you a shitty experience >.<

Shitty Handheld Online Party!
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[Akai Shizuku]

Eh... I was like ok thats shit but then I read you were on the DS, what did you expect?

I expect a completed game that is actually functional. This is not a port of MW2, this is a standalone game.

Oh ho ho that slaps me on the knee.
___________________________________________________
To be frank they port console games to portables, to try to cash in on some money, not so much to make good games.

They look at it like you're LUCKY that we spent 2 minutes to give you a shitty experience >.<

Good thing I use torrents, then.

There is no way I'm going to pay for this unless they improve it to meet basic standards.

...you're being a whiny little ***** about a game you stole? Get real, that's pathetic.

I pay for it if I like it.

EDIT: I also don't see downloading as stealing, but that's a debate for another thread.

 

[Mr. Cuddles]

To be honest, if you are not paying for the game. What right do you have to complain at all?

 

[Weaver]

To be honest, if you are not paying for the game. What right do you have to complain at all?

Oh my logic.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

To be honest, if you are not paying for the game. What right do you have to complain at all?

I was going to pay for it.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Anyone else had to deal with this crap?

Yeah, console gamers and now PC Gamers.

 

[squid5580]

To be honest, if you are not paying for the game. What right do you have to complain at all?

I was going to pay for it.

Ya and I was going to send flying monkeys out of my ass to make this post.

We really need to stop calling them pirates since pirates are cool. I think we should change the name to leeches. So much more suitable.

 

[Jonny49]

You're overreacting. I brought World at War on the DS and the online for that functioned fine, and from what I've seen Mobilized works fine, maybe even better. I look forward to playing Mobilized actually, N-Space put alot of work into their Call of Duty games.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

To be honest, if you are not paying for the game. What right do you have to complain at all?

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Dudes, he is a communist.

This kind of stuff is okay where he comes from.
Cut him some slack.

Also if you didn't expect a shitty game, I really can't tell you anything that you haven't been told before without using words like "completely gullible."

I must regretfully accept that I was gullible. >_<

Do you know any good online games for the DS?

 

[Akai Shizuku]

You're overreacting. I brought World at War on the DS and the online for that functioned fine, and from what I've seen Mobilized works fine, maybe even better. I look forward to playing Mobilized actually, N-Space put alot of work into their Call of Duty games.

Overreacting, huh? I spent my whole clip from an AA-12 automatic shotgun on him at close range. He didn't die. I saw the blood spatter.

Though to be fair, Mobilized is better than WaW.