Not me, it was my dad that heard this on the bus home from work one day, but it had the same effect on me when he related it, as it did on him when he heard it.
So he's sat on the upper deck of the bus, minding his own business, when he overhears these two young lads, maybe 12 or so, shit-talking each other. Usual bullshit kid stuff, until, and I can't remember exactly what was said to instigate this, but one of them turns to the other and utters this absolute gem:
"You're so gay, you don't know what cum is."
...
Try not to think about that sentence for too long, or blood will shoot out of your nose.
So he's sat on the upper deck of the bus, minding his own business, when he overhears these two young lads, maybe 12 or so, shit-talking each other. Usual bullshit kid stuff, until, and I can't remember exactly what was said to instigate this, but one of them turns to the other and utters this absolute gem:
"You're so gay, you don't know what cum is."
...
Try not to think about that sentence for too long, or blood will shoot out of your nose.