Im sure this has been done before, But I wanted to make a super thread not just about "funny moments" or Embarrassing moments. I would just like to make a all purpose thread any moments that would be thought as interesting or funny.
Im getting the feeling that you were a hardcore zelda fan, no?Boneasse said:Welcome to the Escapist. This has indeed been done before, but I'll post something anyway [sub]because I'm such a nice guy![/sub]
When playing the Wind Waker for the first time, living alone in my new apartment, (this was years ago by the way) I was making some food wearing nothing but a pair of boxers.
When the food was about done I had set Link to ride in the boat thinking that he'd be all right without me for 2 minutes. Boy was I wrong. As soon as I had taken out my chicken and was about to cut it I heard the sound of a canon firing and of Link splashing into the water.
In panick I dropped the knife I was holding, right down on my foot. I know what you're thinking, and yes, the knife landed exactly how you'd always fear.
How did it end? With me going to the hospital in boxers and a t-shirt, with a 5 inch knife sticking out of my heavily bleeding left foot.
I still am! Although in a more don't-hurt-myself-playing-video-games kinda' way.Dr.Garfeelious said:Im getting the feeling that you were a hardcore zelda fan, no?Boneasse said:Welcome to the Escapist. This has indeed been done before, but I'll post something anyway [sub]because I'm such a nice guy![/sub]
When playing the Wind Waker for the first time, living alone in my new apartment, (this was years ago by the way) I was making some food wearing nothing but a pair of boxers.
When the food was about done I had set Link to ride in the boat thinking that he'd be all right without me for 2 minutes. Boy was I wrong. As soon as I had taken out my chicken and was about to cut it I heard the sound of a canon firing and of Link splashing into the water.
In panick I dropped the knife I was holding, right down on my foot. I know what you're thinking, and yes, the knife landed exactly how you'd always fear.
How did it end? With me going to the hospital in boxers and a t-shirt, with a 5 inch knife sticking out of my heavily bleeding left foot.
That reminds me of a time my uncle worked in a restaurant as a chef.Boneasse said:Welcome to the Escapist. This has indeed been done before, but I'll post something anyway... [sub]Because I'm such a nice guy![/sub]
When playing the Wind Waker for the first time, living alone in my new apartment, (this was years ago by the way), I was making some food wearing nothing but a pair of boxers.
When the food was about done I had set Link to ride in the boat thinking that he'd be all right without me for 2 minutes. Boy was I wrong. As soon as I had taken out my chicken and was about to cut it I heard the sound of a canon firing and of Link splashing into the water.
In panick I dropped the knife I was holding, right down on my foot. I know what you're thinking, and yes, the knife landed exactly how you'd always fear.
How did it end? With me going to the hospital in boxers and a t-shirt, with a 5 inch knife sticking out of my heavily bleeding left foot.
Now that was an embarrasing moment!
Ilikcakeandcookiesandmilk!Josh_v2.0 said:We should build a machine that can only tell time, and people can't call you from it.Timotei said:You can't have an all-purpose thread because then there is no possible way to derail it.
And where's the fun in that?
I'll call it a clock.
See? We can derail if we try hard enough!
well now if im ever in a nintendo flame war i can say someone was stabbed over zelda. =DBoneasse said:I still am! Although in a more don't-hurt-myself-playing-video-games kinda' way.Dr.Garfeelious said:Im getting the feeling that you were a hardcore zelda fan, no?Boneasse said:Welcome to the Escapist. This has indeed been done before, but I'll post something anyway [sub]because I'm such a nice guy![/sub]
When playing the Wind Waker for the first time, living alone in my new apartment, (this was years ago by the way) I was making some food wearing nothing but a pair of boxers.
When the food was about done I had set Link to ride in the boat thinking that he'd be all right without me for 2 minutes. Boy was I wrong. As soon as I had taken out my chicken and was about to cut it I heard the sound of a canon firing and of Link splashing into the water.
In panick I dropped the knife I was holding, right down on my foot. I know what you're thinking, and yes, the knife landed exactly how you'd always fear.
How did it end? With me going to the hospital in boxers and a t-shirt, with a 5 inch knife sticking out of my heavily bleeding left foot.
Holy shit that sounds painful. Mine was bad, but it's not like I was in any danger of dying.zfactor said:That reminds me of a time my uncle worked in a restaurant as a chef.Boneasse said:- snip -
Some guy was cutting something and a friend called out to him. He turned sideways just as some guy bolted past him. That guy ran right into the knife and wound up with it going all the way to his bone in his right leg... He lived though, but that must have been painful.
Can't say anything like that happened to me (yet)...
That you can! You'll win that argument for sure, then!Dr.Garfeelious said:well now if im ever in a nintendo flame war i can say someone was stabbed over zelda. =DDr.Garfeelious said:I still am! Although in a more don't-hurt-myself-playing-video-games kinda' way.
I and my colleagues are already hard at work on inventing fire.Josh_v2.0 said:Brilliant! I shall support you with funding and some research of my own!
We'll be rolling in spondulli before you know it!
Josh_v2.0 said:Damn! I honestly thought they had something going there!
Well, they seem hard working. Send me updates!
Timotei said:*snip*
Wow you two, just....wow.Josh_v2.0 said:*snip*
Glad to be of service to you and the lols seeking community.Lullabye said:Wow you two, just....wow.
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I would post something on topic, but i forgot what the original was about and I'm too lazy to scroll up
How shall the clock powered Fire function? Say using Fire with a clock to make more Fire? Or are you to use a different method that does not involve the usage of Fire in order to power Fire?Josh_v2.0 said:That sounds much better than clock powered fire, but I'm going to try it first before I completely ditch the idea.Isaac The Grape said:I'm fairly certain that it may be advantageous to the development of both Fire and Clocks if the two were combined. What about a Fire powered clock?
Missing: one comma.Josh_v2.0 said:Nouw said:Somebody post the Exterminatus picture to destroy this tainted thread.Oh, wait...
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By the power of MS Paint I shall rectify this...Josh_v2.0 said:The idea is to insert the clocks into the fire in order to create even more of it.Isaac The Grape said:How shall the clock powered Fire function? Say using Fire with a clock to make more Fire? Or are you to use a different method that does not involve the usage of Fire in order to power Fire?
Bleh. I didn't make it.Isaac The Grape said:Missing: one comma.
TadaIsaac The Grape said:By the power of MS Paint I shall rectify this...Josh_v2.0 said:The idea is to insert the clocks into the fire in order to create even more of it.Isaac The Grape said:How shall the clock powered Fire function? Say using Fire with a clock to make more Fire? Or are you to use a different method that does not involve the usage of Fire in order to power Fire?
Bleh. I didn't make it.Isaac The Grape said:Missing: one comma.