Money For Nothing

[Flying-Emu]

And your chicks for free.

Here's the gist of the game; I'll post a skill that is seemingly useless (or only mildly useful), and the next poster's task is to find a way to make bank with that skill.

Example: 1.Wiggling my left eyebrow.

2. Lifting weights with the eyebrow, getting a movie and book deal, and winning the Strongman competition.

So, let's get started.

Skill: Playing hackeysack while eating a sandwich.

 

[Neonbob]

You get placed in a Subway commercial to show how "hip" they are.

Skill: Singing an opera while playing the harmonica and shooting clay pigeons with a shotgun.

 

[Falconknight06]

You put on a one man musical called "The life and times of Dick Cheney"

Skill:Identification of how much gold is present in any food

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Edit: Ninja'd

You are paid to be a prospector at a fancy restaurant, where you find lots of gold and prevent food poisoning.

Skill: Eating glass without bleeding.

 

[Neonbob]

You are put to work in a recycling plant, and your job is to consume the glass that comes through.

Skill: Reading 15 things at the same time.

 

[irishdelinquent]

You hire yourself out as an accountant, a publishing editor, and a book critic simultaneously.

You can pee the colour purple

 

[Neonbob]

Kool-Aid likes the color and pays you to pee so they can get the color right.

Skill: You can grow Hellboy-style horns...from your abs.

 

[nova18]

You gain the manly ability to dry hump a bear to death.

Skill: You can open cans with your mind.

 

[Neonbob]

You are hired at a soup kitchen. While there, you learn how to open people's heads with your mind, too!

Skill: You can start cars by looking at them in a specific way.

 

[MasterStratus]

You can work at a Ford factory and test the trucks.

Skill: You can turn water into grass.

 

[Neonbob]

You are hired by a cranky old man who doesn't want "those damn kids" skateboarding in his pool when it's empty.

Skill: You can fly when you sneeze.

 

[Lazzi]

you charge mexicans to take them across the border


Skill: you can make people orgasim by claping your hands

 

[Neonbob]

You get a job as a porno director, and your actors are praised as being "very genuine."

Skill: You can turn unto a flock of birds.

 

[jdog345]

One word. Hitchcock.

You can become invisible.

 

[Neonbob]

I get hired by the CIA, NSA, and FBI at the same time.

Skill: you can make pop-tarts appear anywhere, at will.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

You become the last survivor in the desert by eating pop-tarts. You then write a book on your experince and it becomes a New York Times bestseller.

Skill:The ability to pick up weapons in Halo 3.

 

[Berethond]

You pick up ALL THE WEAPONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And rule the virtual world.

Your tongue is twice normal length.

 

[Neonbob]

Well, I don't really need to say it, do I?...fine...you replace Gene Simmons as the lead singer of Kiss, and go on to star in porn...

Skill: You can walk through walls. But only if they're concrete.

 

[Crowghast]

I rescue people from buildings that have collapsed. Or something.

Skill: You are a Mr. Fantastic style elastic man.

 

[Berethond]

I work at a freak show, and make loads of monies.

You have super-healing - but only in your left hand.