More embarrassing then porn

[balladbird]

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Snippity snap

I guess I should have put context into my other post.

Me and my girlfriend at the time slept over my parent's house. So we go to bed until hey, we start kissing and we're getting horny OH NOES.
So we tried to have some ''stealth sex'' trying to do as less noise as possible.

It didn't work basically.

Somebody needs to make this into a game. You have to keep an escort alive by getting the odd release in there, but you must do it in shadows, away from the prying eyes of the paparazzi death guards.

in broad strokes, that description sounds more than a little bit like "Custer's Revenge" XD

When I was a child, I would have been infinitely more embarrassed to be discovered watching "digimon" than to be caught watching porn. the "poke vs. digi" was hardcore at my elementary school. you either liked one, or you liked the other, and devil take you if you were in one camp and said anything good about the other.

Ah, to be a child again... I tend to miss arbitrary distinctions separating similar-minded people... now I'm an adult and have proper divisions. Like "PC vs console" or "SJW vs MRA".

 

[mysecondlife]

Definitely music I've listened to when I was a kid.

"How could this happen to meeeeeeeeeeeee?"

 

[000Ronald]

Definitely music I've listened to when I was a kid.

"How could this happen to meeeeeeeeeeeee?"

"SON, IF I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE I'VE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES! NO GOOD CHAROLETTE IN THIS HOUSE! NO NICKLEBACK IN THIS HOUSE! AND ABSOLUTELY! NO! JUSTIN BIEBER!"

"But daaaaaa-"

"DON'T YOU WHINE TO ME YOU LITTLE INGRATE! NOW YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE THIS COPY OF LATERALUS, YOU'RE GOING TO LISTEN TO IT, AND YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT! GOT IT?"

"Yes father..."

...I kid you not, I was actually going to say Nickleback. I'm to understand that Canada 'honors' him with a holiday where they lash him to a post and all take turns slapping him in the face. They call it 'Everybody Slap Chad Kroeger Day'. And if they can't find him, they use Justin Bieber. And sometimes they use Tom Green instead, but they haven't been doing that as much since he got cancer.

 

[KaZuYa]

Porn watching embarrassment? How about this when I was about 13 (this is pre internet porn and porn movies came on VHS) one of my friends older brother used to get some porn movies on VHS and they would do the rounds in our circle of friends each of us borrowing it for a few nights etc..

One time I caught my mother coming out of my bedroom and when I looked in my hiding place the VHS tape was gone only to be returned the next evening. Then the following day my mom sat me down and gave me the "talk" but she also told me that if I watched these films that it was all fantasy and I shouldn't think that things like that would ever actually happen.

Now that sounds pretty normal and lots of people have experienced it but about 20 years later when you could find any porn film online I went searching for those films that had given me such a thrill as a kid. I didn't recall movie titles or actress names I just could remember my favourite scenes. I then found out that my two favourite women were Kay Parker and Ginger Rodgers and I found various movies with them in. Eventually I found a very memorable clip with Kay Parker because that had been the scene that played on the tape my mom found when I finally got over the embarrassment to watch it knowing my mom knew what I was now doing it my room.

The scene was from a certain film beginning with T and featured mother and son action, I obviously didn't notice as a kid but when I found out I almost died of embarrassment just thinking what my mom would of thought of me and how embarrassing that "talk" was for her as well. She's probably forgotten that long ago but I still avoided her for like two weeks.

 

[mysecondlife]

Definitely music I've listened to when I was a kid.

"How could this happen to meeeeeeeeeeeee?"

"SON, IF I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE I'VE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES! NO GOOD CHAROLETTE IN THIS HOUSE! NO NICKLEBACK IN THIS HOUSE! AND ABSOLUTELY! NO! JUSTIN BIEBER!"

"But daaaaaa-"

"DON'T YOU WHINE TO ME YOU LITTLE INGRATE! NOW YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE THIS COPY OF LATERALUS, YOU'RE GOING TO LISTEN TO IT, AND YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT! GOT IT?"

"Yes father..."

...I kid you not, I was actually going to say Nickleback. I'm to understand that Canada 'honors' him with a holiday where they lash him to a post and all take turns slapping him in the face. They call it 'Everybody Slap Chad Kroeger Day'. And if they can't find him, they use Justin Bieber. And sometimes they use Tom Green instead, but they haven't been doing that as much since he got cancer.

Simple Plan is also Canadian. There's that.

Welcome to my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiife

 

[Chairman Miaow]

A lot of anime that I can recall being recommended. Porn is porn, but what if somebody walks in and sees you watching Boku No Pico?

Spoiler: There is, of course, the gentleman's way out...

Other than that, yiffing.

I had no idea what Boku No Pico was and I foolishly googled it. I hope you are happy, you probably just put me on some kind of watch list.

 

[Barbas]

(Snip).

Good luck getting that out of your brain; head trauma is a precise and difficult art that should not be undertaken lightly or with a Phillips head drive.

 

[Pinkamena]

Idunno. Really weird porn? Possibly even illegal in several countries?

 

[Shanahanapp]

I dunno, somehow I feel that my mother discovering...."stains" on my bedding is more embarrassing than actually being caught in the act....

What about if she doesn't know what they are and asks?

Okay yeah, that one takes the cake.

Although I guess that does give the option of bullshitting your way out of it if you can think of a good enough lie.

 

[Danbo Jambo]

We all dreaded it in our youth. Our parents would walk in and catch us strangling the anaconda (or inchworm, as the case may be), and we would be forever shamed. For all intents and purposes, this would be one of the most embarrassing moments a normal individual could face.

But then there are those moments. You know the ones. The ones that would be even more embarrassing then taming the dragon. They may be completely inoffensive, and not as taboo, but those things are somehow even worse then porn. I've felt that way a few times. The first instance I can think of is playing the opening to FFX-2. It's just that bad. I didn't make it far, but I honestly dreaded that my dad would walk in and disown me if he saw me play this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2e4_XChGwA

What are those things that are so weird, or so bad, that they would leave you more embarrassed then bludgeoning the cat with the tree trunk (I may have weird fetishes). The things so bad, that you would lie and claim that you were watching porn, just to avoid getting caught. Double points if the things aren't really offensive or taboo, just mortifying. Quadruple points if it's a guilty pleasure that you love, that no one can ever know about.

Lol, brilliant. I can't quite describe the emotions I felt when I saw FFX-2. FFX was one of my favourite games, and the vibe + story was just so amazing at the time, and felt so genuine, that I couldn't wait for FFX-2. Then I played it, and dear Lord. It was like hearing that your first love who'd you been with for several years in your teens and who had moved abroad, had returned several, loveless years later. Only to then walk in on her looking very similar to how she used to but a bit more jazzy-ier, and on her knees sourounded by several men and holding them by said anacondas. Both heartbreak and bewilderment all in one as the dreams dies in the most horrid way possible.

On the same theme, but not quite what you ask for, back in the days of little porn my mum did almost catch me masturbating over Tyris Flare in Golden Axe one with the game paused on her butt-pose. My mum passed away years ago bless her, but I always wonder if she actually sussed out what was happening or not lol.

 

[Aerotrain]

Parent walks in while I'm watching porn? Been there and it was not a big deal.
Parent walks in while I'm having sex? Been there, done that, got the t-shirt. No problem.
Someone walks in while I'm vigorously dancing around lip-synching to Chandelier? Harshed my mellow. I was legitimately embarrassed. Then again, you need to know this is what you signed up for, lover! Look upon my dance moves and despair.

 

[Denamic]

A lot of anime that I can recall being recommended. Porn is porn, but what if somebody walks in and sees you watching Boku No Pico?

Spoiler: There is, of course, the gentleman's way out...

Other than that, yiffing.

Boku no Pico has a really exaggerated reputation. It's seriously just gay porn. Well, it's Japanese gay porn, so there's that. Still though, it's not the absolute worst thing ever like the internet keeps making it out to be.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Are you... Are you playing Sonic Boom?!?! You don't even have a Youtube Channel to use for mocking it.

You... You're willingly playing it?

OH MAH GOD

HEY GUIZ, GUESS WHAT _______ IS PLAYING!

*runs out to tell the world*

 

[dr_what]

well, I've been caught having sex which was brushed off and never spoken of again...
But just yesterday I was playing South Park; The Stick of Truth at the part of the game that:

Spoiler

the player character fights an underwear Gnome while his parents are having sex. my dad walked in to see an animated ballsack on the television and was suitably disturbed and actually me was I "playing some messed up porn game" XD

 

[Reasonable Atheist]

I do not mean to diminish your embarrassments.... no wait yes i do. They are all petty, I am kicking this up a notch.

In my youth, maybe 14 or 15, trying to manage my alcoholic naked fat loud mother, was an only child and my father is not in this scenario. Now THAT is embarrassing, To this day I have not told her the extent of her bullshit I had to deal with.

There is an amount of embarrassment you can feel, where a switch just flips and you are numb to it. If you still have enough self respect to feel embarrassed, you have not yet reached this threshold.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

There was the time my mother walked in on me watching Cucumber at the precise moment a sex scene was taking place between the main character getting jacked off by his boyfriend. Luckily, she was on the phone at the time looking for something and didn?t seem to notice ? and, if she did, didn?t appear to care much. It still made me blush something fierce, though, and I just barked at her, ?Can you just hurry up and go? I?m watching something!?