You thought it gone, microbes??? Never, for it is undying - and after a brief period of mercy, it returns now to wreak havoc upon the unsuspecting minds of the wretched and the inconsolable.
Yes, you know where I'm going with this: let's all talk about words that amuse, amaze and otherwise distract us from the mediocrity and constipated murderous urges of our daily lives.
Here's one of my favourites: basalt. And here's some in its natural habitat:
It's all the hexagonal stuff below the water and the sky.
Just like basil, it's interesting and slightly comedic no matter how you pronounce it. I pity the policeman who has to explain to a bereaved family that their beloved died in a tragic basalt-slide. Now then, it's your turn. Do have fun, but remember that 'arsebiscuits' still isn't a word in the Oxford dictionary as of March 2016.
Yes, you know where I'm going with this: let's all talk about words that amuse, amaze and otherwise distract us from the mediocrity and constipated murderous urges of our daily lives.
Here's one of my favourites: basalt. And here's some in its natural habitat:
It's all the hexagonal stuff below the water and the sky.
Just like basil, it's interesting and slightly comedic no matter how you pronounce it. I pity the policeman who has to explain to a bereaved family that their beloved died in a tragic basalt-slide. Now then, it's your turn. Do have fun, but remember that 'arsebiscuits' still isn't a word in the Oxford dictionary as of March 2016.