Most Annoying Internet Speech

[TheRightToArmBears]

There's a cider called Natch. It's cheap, tastes pretty shit and rhymes with snatch. So it's joke fodder.

Mostly what you said though. There's only one instance (aside from irony) that lol is funny, and that's 'lolocaust'. It's so wrong, it's right.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Epic, fail and my personal favorite, epic fail, are totally acceptable in any situation! Please, interrupt our discussion about politics in France with a loud "Politics are epic fail, lawl." We really appreciate it! Really!

/sarcasm

So, those two. My cousin is using "pwned" in every third sentence now. I almost want to hurt him when he says it.

A few others bother me but those four earn most of my ire.

 

[KefkaCultist]

Epic Fail.

There's a kid in my school that actually says it in his day-to-day speech, and I want to throttle him every time he says it.

I'm glad I don't go to your school.

OT:
-I hate people that say "bro" after trash talk. Ex. "You can't touch me, bro"
-I also hate people that try to shorten every word to the point that the message is illegible,I do it in text messages but not a whole lot.
-And I hate people that like put "like' between like every word, like you know what I mean? Its like annoying.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Actually, I kind of hate lol. I know it's widely used, and hardly exclusive to the internet anymore. But I really hate it.

Same. I've always hated "lol," so much so that I'm not sure that it's entirely rational.

 

[Jerious1154]

I don't mind "lol", but I do mind every single variation on it, such as "lawlz" or "lolz".

Also, I hate it when people type out their laughter as "bahahaha". I don't know why, but that B at the beginning bugs the crap out of me.

 

[ALuckyChance]

Epic Fail.

There's a kid in my school that actually says it in his day-to-day speech, and I want to throttle him every time he says it.

I'm glad I don't go to your school.

Yeah, some people say 'OMG' and 'LOL' in normal conversation too. I'm only in middle school, where basically everybody is either an idiot or incredibly hormone-filled and immature, but god damn.

-And I hate people that like put "like' between like every word, like you know what I mean? Its like annoying.

Irony, anyone?

 

[KefkaCultist]

Epic Fail.

There's a kid in my school that actually says it in his day-to-day speech, and I want to throttle him every time he says it.

I'm glad I don't go to your school.

Yeah, some people say 'OMG' and 'LOL' in normal conversation too. I'm only in middle school, where basically everybody is either an idiot or incredibly hormone-filled and immature, but god damn.

-And I hate people that like put "like' between like every word, like you know what I mean? Its like annoying.

Irony, anyone?

Ill say LAWL or OMG to someone when they say something that ISN'T funny or amazing just to be an ass, but other than that its stupid doing it seriously.

lol I did the 'like' thing on purpose to show how annoying it is

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I think internet speech in general is annoying. Especially saying "Fail". Also, all acronyms. If I hear anyone say "OMG" or "LOL" in person, I will punch them in the fucking laugh hole.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

-And I hate people that like put "like' between like every word, like you know what I mean? Its like annoying.

Irony, anyone?

I am about 95% sure that he did that on purpose.

Christ, a lot of jokes go over people's heads on this site. I seem to see it a lot.

 

[Sexbad]

I hate it when people just say, "Fail." Why not something like, "You suck?"

 

[ALuckyChance]

-And I hate people that like put "like' between like every word, like you know what I mean? Its like annoying.

Irony, anyone?

I am about 95% sure that he did that on purpose.

Christ, a lot of jokes go over people's heads on this site. I seem to see it a lot.

Oh, I know; I just wanted to point it out. Admittedly, I could have done so without sounding incredibly humorless.

Though, to be fair, sarcasm and irony almost never works out on the internet anyway. At least, I haven't seen it work out often.

 

[PureChaos]

Actually, I kind of hate lol. I know it's widely used, and hardly exclusive to the internet anymore. But I really hate it.

i'll join you with that one. it' gets extra annoying when it's used often in one message, like 'hey hey lol. it's been a while lol. im not doin much lol' had a text like that once. they put lol after every sentance. REALLY annoying

 

[Free Thinker]

g-nades

About that...
My friends and I got bored in CoD4, so I started calling grenades "g-nades". Never heard it spoken outside our group.

 

[The Geek Lord]

Actually, I kind of hate lol. I know it's widely used, and hardly exclusive to the internet anymore. But I really hate it.

People who go on 4chan too much and start saying 'fag', '******' or '******' in person.

These, and pretty much everything in this [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001901].

God dammit those chat/sprite/troll logs are painful to read. They literally give me a headache.

 

[DominicxD]

People who misuse the word "Epic".

 

[DarkPanda XIII]

I don't really hate anything, just when it gets too bad it is incomprehensible.

Apart from that, I have no problems.

I actually agree to this, as most things on the internet doesn't bother me as much, unless used progressively in one discussion bored.

"Brah" I can't handle though, and the fact that people have called me that more than once makes me want to yell back at them. "STOP IDENTIFYING ME TO A WOMAN'S UNDERGARMENT!!"

 

[helldragonX]

x y is x.

For example: Successful troll is successful.

This is painful to me.

Agreed.

Also, the term "fap" and anything typed in "L337"

 

[T-Bone24]

People who type "orite", instead of "How are you?" or, more literally, "Alright?". Gets right on my Rogers, that does.

 

[ninjajoeman]

Epic Fail.

There's a kid in my school that actually says it in his day-to-day speech, and I want to throttle him every time he says it.

yea I know a guy that does that too.

 

[ALuckyChance]

OP:

"Most Annoying Internet Speech" would lead us to believe that you were commenting on a Speech as in Martin Luther King's "I have a Dream" speech, that was also very annoying and found on the internet. When you are in fact referring to something else entirely. You should have put "Most Annoying Internet Slang" or something similar.

Please do not comment on other peoples use of language.

Is this sarcasm? I think it is. Actually, I'm sure it is, but fuck it anyway:

Please note that 'speech' has several different definitions, and this happens to make sense in that form, though it might not be very descriptive.

Also, how is Martin Luther King's speech annoying?