Most Awesome/ Weird Dream?

[SilentCom]

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So, I woke up a little earlier this morning than normal because I just had the most awesome dream I've had in a while. Firstly, I normally don't remember my dreams so just remembering this one is pretty awesome in itself.

In my dream, I was with my dad at a vacation spot thousands of feet up on a mountain. Now get this, the mountain was a like a beach resort or something with a ton of people and plenty of sunlight and everything. Also, there was an awesome castle on top of an even taller mountain just across the one I was on that was constantly covered by clouds unless the wind was blowing particularly strong. It also belonged to the Swiss .

I thought the castle looked pretty cool so I rushed back (to my hotel room I think) to get a camera and then met some people I knew. They had invented a new flavor of icecream or something. Then I met a hot girl near a pool after pulling off some ninja moves to get over the pool without getting wet. Apparently she liked my moves so she pushes me in (the pool) and after a little flirting we have sex (in the pool).

We then (me and the hot girl/ girlfriend at this point) went over to see the castle- I get a picture of it and then the king of the castle appeared before us and invites us to visit his castle. We then ride on his space ship thing to his castle and win tons of money. I suppose this is where it ends. I guess it's a happily ever after type of ending.

For the sake of discussion value, what's the most awesome or weird dream you have had?

 

[PettingZOOPONY]

The one were I made love to Master Chief and My little Pony, while the UltraMarines were engaged in planetary cleansing around me and some one came by at the right moment and slipped a thumb in.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Just hope that was an omen!

One awesome dream from a while ago, I was just flying (as in superpower-flying). That was it... but it was less about the seeing, and more about the sensations and the fun of arsing about mid-air.

The one were I made love to Master Chief and My little Pony, while the UltraMarines were engaged in planetary cleansing around me and some one came by at the right moment and slipped a thumb in.

That was imagery I didn't need! What do you do, during the day, to get dreams like that?!

 

[McPulse]

I was sitting on a couch and Freud was analysing me. Now, meta-dreams aren't particularly weird by themselves, but then we started making out.

 

[hypermage]

I can think of few conversational gambits duller than dreams. Still...

Awesome would probably be that one time I dreamt about being a giant sky surfing on a 747. Weird is a nebulous term so I'd have to split it up. Weird funny would be when I dreamt about going about my normal day with a cardboard box on my head. Weird 'huh' would be when I dreamt about slowly transforming into a tarantula (just for context, I'm an arachnophobe).

 

[Subbies]

A recurrent dream I use to have was that I found myself on a sort of really small floating island with some sand and a small shack in this gigantic sky blue void (no ground below me, nothing to the sides and nothing above). On this isle I had to do something (in my mind it somehow involved math but strangely I never actually did anything so...) to, in some strange way , avoid either beams of light (kinda like lasers without being lasers) or some kind of oblong objects which arrived in columns. Sometime they'd miss other times they would hit but nothing ever actually changed. I just felt compelled to avoid them. (Note that this was about ten years ago and I haven't had this dream in a long time)

 

[trollnystan]

I usually I have lucid dreams, but that doesn't stop me from believing it sometimes. Like the time someone (in my dream) injected air into one of my veins and I had to force myself awake because I knew if I didn't, I'd die in the real world as well as the dream. That one was scary.

My coolest recently was a third-person dream where I followed a teenage girl who is visiting her mother on a research island. There's a zombie outbreak and the girl is the only one immune to the disease which travels by touch (for some reason). She and two adult men survive to lock up all the zombies in the basement, but one of them (the boss man of the facility) is stuck redoing everything he did the day of the outbreak over and over, and guess where he went day of the outbreak? Basement Zombie Time.

Second guy manages to hold the zombies off for a while but he soon gets infected, so he tells the girl to go to the treehouse - I don't why they have a treehouse, but I know they had more of them at one point - with a rifle and all the ammunition and supplies she can carry. Then he walks into the basement and locks the door behind him.

I woke up while the girl was making headshots with her rifle from her treehouse.

It was an awesome dream. Had weirder though. And my Kathryn-Janeway-as-lucid-zombie dream was way scarier.

 

[darthotaku]

Cthulhu attacked the My Little Pony world to steal my copy of the Necronomicon.
is was especially wierd because I haven't watched the MLP show.

I also had a dream that I had to save my hometown from evil communist zombie aliens.

 

[smearyllama]

I was sitting on a couch and Freud was analysing me. Now, meta-dreams aren't particularly weird by themselves, but then we started making out.

hawt

OT: Damn. I can't remember any dreams, now.
Whenever one of these threads pops up, this happens.

 

[PettingZOOPONY]

Just hope that was an omen!

One awesome dream from a while ago, I was just flying (as in superpower-flying). That was it... but it was less about the seeing, and more about the sensations and the fun of arsing about mid-air.

The one were I made love to Master Chief and My little Pony, while the UltraMarines were engaged in planetary cleansing around me and some one came by at the right moment and slipped a thumb in.

That was imagery I didn't need! What do you do, during the day, to get dreams like that?!

Video games and masturbation with lots of caffeine.

 

[Zakarath]

Well,I did have one just last night that I've already mostly forgotten, but bits I remember included:
-me being a dragon and flying around
-dinosaurs
-green fireballs
-me being human and being friends with a dragon like Toothless (from the How to Train Your Dragon movie) except rainbow-colored (damn it My Little Pony stay away from my dreams)
-Evil skeletal monsters

...yeah, my dreams are usually pretty trippy but this was even weirder than most.

 

[teqrevisited]

Awesome: A dream I had absolutely years ago where my friends and I were on our bikes being chased by dinosaurs.

Weirdest:

Recently I dreamt that I was back in somewhere similar to my last house with loads of stairs to the front door. I went down them and outside into what had become a sort of garden with a U shaped hedge in the center encircling a huge grey wolf and three cubs. I then turned to see that there was an underpass going underneath my house which I walked through and came face to face with a leopard. I ran back through the underpass and hid behind the wolves who then enraged and started savaging the leopard.

I wrote that one down so I'd remember it but it still doesn't make any sense.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Video games and masturbation with lots of caffeine.

*sigh* and that was yet more imagery I did not need! I hope that isn't all simultaneous, otherwise I'd seek help if I were you =P

OT: One thing, I get a lot of dreams about all my exes and a couple of other girls I liked... (*requires new girlfriend... quick*)