Most Awkward Line in a Video Game

[Ifeno]

The most awkward line ive ever seen is one from the new pokemon game Platinum.
Your in a cave where you battle this fighter girl? i think its a fighter girl...w/e but the battle text his hilarious.
Pre Battle Text: Dont try anythign in the dark.
After Victory before you get paid: That was intense
Talking to her after defeating her: Now im all sweaty.

ummm...thats what she said? XD

 

[Stormcloud23]

I lol'd

 

[Cowabungaa]

Must be the Jill Sandwich [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtTfptkUgj0&feature=related] from Resident Evil 1. But then again, Resident Evil is só full of awkward lines, it's funny.

 

[floppylobster]

Surely, all your base are belong to us.

 

[GyroCaptain]

Most awkward line: The one leading to a pink carousel in Roller Coaster Tycoon!

 

[Dr. James]

You were almost a JILL SANDWITCH.

 

[whiteheadwa]

wat about in the original three versions of pokemon pre battle line: Hey your not wearing shorts!

 

[DM.]

wat about in the original three versions of pokemon pre battle line: Hey your not wearing shorts!

I like shorts, they are comfy and easy to wear.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Master of unlocking. Really, any give line from any given RE game is solid awkward gold.

 

[simmeh]

"I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIIGHT!!!!"

Yeah. I'm glad no one else was around while I finishing up DMC.

Also, the Sora/Rikku reunion scene in Kingdom Hearts 2 is all kinds of awkward, especially given the scenes that come just before it.

 

[DM.]

Also Twilight Princess, When Illa says "I washed [horses name here] for you", And if you where like me and you called your horse "dicks", I nearly choked I laughed that much.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

"I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIIGHT!!!!"

Yeah. I'm glad no one else was around while I finishing up DMC.

Also, the Sora/Rikku reunion scene in Kingdom Hearts 2 is all kinds of awkward, especially given the scenes that come just before it.

Lulz! I agree, KH2 was king of the akward.

 

[MercFox1]

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Lulz! I agree, KH2 was king of the akward.

"That was UNDENIABLE proof that we TOTALLY OWNED you lamers!"

Greatest KH2 line, evar.

 

[thiosk]

This creeps me out a lot.

FFX

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5FTJxfV3pc

 

[ratix2]

Master of unlocking. Really, any give line from any given RE game is solid awkward gold.

na, they did a good job with not really having any in re4, and as the series progressed they got less and less stupid. but my god re5 did one hell of a job of bringing that heavily missed [/sarcasm] feature back.

so i gotta go with re5 for the simple fact that i cant think of much at the moment (though if i went back through all the games ive played id defenitly find some). in chapter 6-3 when fighting wesker he spouts off some of the stupidest things ive ever heard in a game. hell im too freaking embarrassed to repeat them their so bad.

 

[simmeh]

This creeps me out a lot.

FFX

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5FTJxfV3pc

I didn't even have to go to the link to know what you're talking about.

"HA HA HA"

 

[Ultress]

Also Twilight Princess, When Illa says "I washed [horses name here] for you", And if you where like me and you called your horse "dicks", I nearly choked I laughed that much.

I called her sex slave and called link master. It made me Laugh and that's all that mattered

 

[whiteheadwa]

hahah thanx i new it was sumthin like that

 

[khululy]

calling any (RPG?) character "Stupid" makes for lot's of silly dialogue.

also the ending conversation with otacon and snake in mgs is quite... akward.