Most Awkward Line in a Video Game

[Iron Mal]

For me it has to be a tie between the 'master of unlocking' from Resi (the standard against which all future awkward lines were to be judged) and the infamous 'LIIIIIIGHT!' line from Devil May Cry 1 (you can almost hear his voice breaking in the middle of it).

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Either 'all your base are belong to us' or...

IT'S TIME TO SPLIT!!

*silence*

 

[XUnsafeNormalX]

Wow Resident Evil has some pretty terrible dialoge.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

The old METAPOD nickname trick: 'PENIS used HARDEN!'

You, sir, are god.

Here you are... I just hate it when people put it in an unfunny demotivator frame and simply re-state what's happening in the picture, though.

 

[Sable Gear]

Talking to any of the carpenters in Zelda OOT, one of them, after rescued from the Gerudo fortress, casually quips "You're a cute kid"

Anyone who's played Metrid Prime 3; "Are you Samus Aran?!" well yes...yes I am...

There's that bit in the Library in Sands of Time, and an interesting little back-and-forth between the Prince and Dark Prince in TT "Perhaps it was all the time you spent amongst the Sands, or *snigger*, amongst the Empress..."

 

[Pumpkin_Eater]

Anything in a House of the Dead game. I highly recommend Typing of the Dead BTW. It's as good or better than the academic typing programs I used back in high school.

 

[Ifeno]

The old METAPOD nickname trick: 'PENIS used HARDEN!'

You, sir, are god.

Here you are... I just hate it when people put it in an unfunny demotivator frame and simply re-state what's happening in the picture, though.

A better caption would have been:
Harden!
Have you learned it?

well...theres probs a better one than that i just couldn't come up with it :s

 

[Ifeno]

wow i never thought this thread would become so popular

 

[timmytom1]

I have THIS!! (gets magnum) remember that anyone?

 

[Valiance]

Also Twilight Princess, When Illa says "I washed [horses name here] for you", And if you where like me and you called your horse "dicks", I nearly choked I laughed that much.

Yeah, Epona was named "my" intentionally for NPC dialogue.

"You got the horse call! Ilia made this just for my dick!"

*presses A*

"Set it to Y or X and use it while outside to play my dick's favorite song and call her to you."

 

[quack35]

Aww man, definitely in RE4 when Leon says

"Hasta Luego."

And shoots the gas leak to light the guy on fire. So cheesy.

 

[thiosk]

This creeps me out a lot.

FFX

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5FTJxfV3pc

I didn't even have to go to the link to know what you're talking about.

"HA HA HA"

HA HA HA HA. HA HA.

Um, i think you should stop.

HA. HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA HA.

 

[Ifeno]

i also enjoy naming cities in the game "Civilization 3" things like "A randome hobo" or "my mom" to get dialogue like

"A randome hobo has built the pyramids."

or

"Abandone my mom?!?!"

 

[Biek]

Tidus: HAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!

 

[Baneat]

wat about in the original three versions of pokemon pre battle line: Hey your not wearing shorts!

I like shorts, they are comfy and easy to wear.

haha and then something along the lines of "I don't like the nicks you get in the long grass"

 

[Vrex360]

My most akward gaming line was when I tried to explain to my friend why I had rented Superman 64.....

You poor bastard, I feel sorry for you.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

"I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIIGHT!!!!"

Yeah. I'm glad no one else was around while I finishing up DMC.

.

After watching that on youtube I'm happy I brought that game back to the shop....

 

[Deguasser]

Any sex scene with your mom watching it.

 

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AH HA HA HA HA HA HA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

You...probably shouldn't laugh anymore...

AAAAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA